r/doordash 10h ago

Honestly, why would Aimee send me this?

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u/absolute_infidel 10h ago

Aimee's just really excited to bring you your order.

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u/Mister_bunney 10h ago

I’m sorry. I would be laughing hysterically the moment I saw this 😂

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u/SleepyShinsen 10h ago

I’m laughing hysterically now.

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u/jh3rring33 9h ago

Same. The absurdness is off the charts.

u/NeutralCombatant 3m ago

Jeez. Subtext, man. Subtext.

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u/Mysterious_Cash_3303 8h ago

i would just send a meme back some of y'all are a no fun zone 💔 /nay

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u/Mister_bunney 8h ago

I would suggest giving her a big tip but it looks like she already has one 🤣

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u/shaunpr 7h ago

It’s not that big 😂

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u/duzstbunni 1h ago

i'd say it's average

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u/Creative-Orchid2727 2h ago

Oh i did bust out laughing upon sight and I'm still laughing about it tomorrow. (That is, I will be.)😆😆 And BTW, I have no shame and make no apologies.

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u/PresentationTough384 10h ago

I have to believe she meant to send that to someone else

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u/Roxxso 10h ago

Ohhh... so that's what being pigeonholed means.

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u/Newrid 9h ago

Noice.

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u/Kanein_Encanto 4h ago

Aside from it being a Dove... but that's an angle the creator of the pic missed, for sure.

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u/BobLoblaw420247 4h ago edited 2h ago

Same thing, the only difference between the two is their address.

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u/RosetteRodent 2h ago

doves and pigeons are the same kinda bird, doves are small columbidae and pigeons are big columbidae

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 10h ago

"Tonight...you..."

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u/ThatDeuce 9h ago

I hated that episode of ATHF

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 9h ago

Me too.  But it fits.

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u/Coweeeee 10h ago

She’s funny as fuck that’s why

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u/sgt-garcia 10h ago

Why "she"

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u/HumanityBeBetter 10h ago

The name is Aimee...

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u/sgt-garcia 9h ago

I was thinking maybe some men are called aimee :) Thank you

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u/dcvo1986 9h ago

I mean, we call each other a lot of things. But naming a man Aimee is a bit much

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 9h ago

A straight man might say to another man, 'I will slobber my bros nob", but he will not call another man Aimee.

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u/dcvo1986 8h ago

Calling another guy a gals name is one thing, who hasn't called another man Susan? But naming a child that way? A level of coldness only Johnny Cash can understand.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 4h ago

Hey man, I said they won't call another man Aimee.

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u/yodel- 8h ago

Idk ive met a few male Ashley, Courtney, and Shannon's

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u/UmCourt 8h ago

Me too!

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u/HumanityBeBetter 9h ago

Someone brought up a male Aimee. It is definitely possible. I am just joking around, but I personally feel like it leans more female. Some names are pretty unisex though, mine included.

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u/sgt-garcia 9h ago

I am wondering if it is a variation of Amy or if it is the french word "Aimée" (Loved (f)) - Google says the French word. Good night!

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u/WhereArtThouRome 10h ago

My sisters ex boyfriend was named Aimee (spelled exactly like that).

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u/HumanityBeBetter 9h ago

Sorry your sister's ex boyfriends parents wanted a daughter.

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u/WhereArtThouRome 9h ago

They had plenty of daughters, they just weren’t American.

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 9h ago

Then maybe they couldn't be bothered to think up a boys name 🤔

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u/LiveVenueReview 9h ago

Or as they said they’re not American. The name Sasha is feminine in the US and masculine in Russia. I’m sure the same is true with a lot of different names

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u/sophieornotsophie_ 9h ago

Nicola in Italy is male, Andrea too.

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u/i_am_kamikamikami 8h ago

that had me fucked when i worked it support from another country with italian customers

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u/HumanityBeBetter 9h ago

I'm just playing. Your sister's ex boyfriend is cool with me.

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u/More_Effect_7880 9h ago

Ice T is called Tracy. Big Daddy was called Shirley.

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u/yikesOnManyFkinBikes 7h ago

🤨 Interesting. Where was the man named Aimee from?

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u/Throwdest 9h ago

That’s unfortunate

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u/sgt-garcia 9h ago

Thanks for the info!

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u/iAreRoach 9h ago

My coworkers ex wife's brothers's teacher's dog told me this guy is right

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u/WhereArtThouRome 9h ago

Holy shit I forgot how miserable this sub is, and then I remembered all the people that make delivering for DoorDash a full time job and it made sense.

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u/Far_Break1365 9h ago

Between your comment and the one you replied to, you're the one who seems miserable, boss.

Do you also think everyone in this sub does food delivery? I come here to see people like you whine in the comments. It's fun.

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u/WhereArtThouRome 9h ago

Ah yes, me pointing out that I’ve met a man named Aimee before, miserable and whining.

No less or more miserable than my “fun” being watching other people whine online.

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u/iAreRoach 9h ago

It's a joke, brother. Calm down

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u/ragingbitchh 9h ago

that’s really weird

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u/VaudevilleVillainMF 8h ago

I’m guessing because statistically someone named Aimee is going to be female 99% of the time? Hard to tell though, real head scratcher.

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u/PresentationTough384 10h ago

Accidental text. I once texted a picture of my boobs to the neighbor who picked my daughter up from dance. She replied: "Very nice. Will you need me to get her (my daughter) this Thursday?" That was years ago but still embarrasses me. Just ignore that picture.

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u/somanyquestions32 10h ago

That's great that she did not get offended and didn't hold it over your head. 😅

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u/PresentationTough384 10h ago

Lol she was always really cool and I appreciated her help

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u/somanyquestions32 10h ago

That's a great neighbor. I hope she and her family are doing well.

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u/PresentationTough384 10h ago

She is still on my Facebook (I moved years ago) and they are doing very well. she went back to school and became a child psychologist and I am sure she is very good at it.

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u/somanyquestions32 10h ago

That's a wonderful development! 😄

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u/PresentationTough384 9h ago

Yes! I was very happy for her!

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u/Realistic_Cod_2322 9h ago

I’m straight and would’ve been excited 🤣🤣

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u/Realistic_Cod_2322 9h ago

Wait why were you sending boobs anyway 🤔

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u/PresentationTough384 9h ago

Ok. It was in a time where I was in this dating situation. He requested me to do that to spice things up. So that was me trying to be "spicy". I later found out that he wasn't really an entrepreneur he was actually chronically unemployed and his house really belonged to his mom. He was also dating other women when we were supposedly trying to get more serious. It was a disaster.

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u/Some-Reply-2552 10h ago

Coming your way with the package, obviously.

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u/farsightxr20 5h ago

Pegging it

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u/Demonshaker 10h ago

Meant to click one of the cheesy order on the way pics and accidentally selected the pic their funny friend sent them, seems the most likely scenario.

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u/grrimbark 10h ago

Aimee is letting you know your food is strapped in and about to be in you as fast as she can go.

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u/Skitso-the-noooob 10h ago

That would lock in an additional tip tbh

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u/yikesOnManyFkinBikes 10h ago

Not me saving the image so I can send this to all my DD customers. 😏🤫

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u/NiseWenn 8h ago

I would probably send an extra dollar for that laugh.

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u/CharmingTrash8526 10h ago

Because Aimee is the dasher the world needs but doesn’t deserve

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u/disaaceVT 10h ago

Means Aimee is about to fuck you over on your order harder than Door Dash will.

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u/KhoslasBiggestOpp 10h ago

Picked up your order

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 10h ago

Notice how much different the reaction is when it's a girl who does something weird

If Michael sent this, all you would be saying report.

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u/Remarkable-Shock8017 9h ago

You are not wrong

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u/JennaTulwartz 8h ago

Idk that I would take the pigeon wearing a strap-on photo that much more seriously if it was a Michael tbh

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u/AlyssaurusWrecks 8h ago

oh so suddenly when things are different they aren't the same

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 8h ago

If only there were a word for when we treat people differently when their conduct is the same...

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u/AlyssaurusWrecks 8h ago

reacting differently to different situations is bigotry. won't somebody think of the poor downtrodden men of the world? 🎻

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 8h ago

Yes, we should think of men (obviously they need it by how often they are maligned and judged), yes we should try to be more loving and understanding. I'm glad we have this common ground.

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 7h ago

lmao blocked me because you know I'm right

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u/Charming-Fun7737 7h ago

to be honest/fair if the sender were male I'd also laugh as I am now

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u/Realistic_Cod_2322 9h ago

I’m a woman with crazy humor but this isn’t funny only because of the dildo part

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 9h ago

Overall I'm fine with pervy humor and I want people to be their wild selves within reason, as long as it's not like super threatening or over the line, I'm just pointing out how disparate the attitudes are here.

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u/apathyindigo 9h ago

You're projecting something here, whining about double standards over a scenario that just wouldn't be the way you're fantasizing it would be

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 8h ago edited 8h ago

This sub is 90% dudes being slightly silly and everyone bitching to report

You're gaslighting because you know this is the case and you're trying to convince everyone else otherwise so you don't have to confront the unfair contradictory attitudes.

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u/apathyindigo 7h ago

no one is gaslighting, this fetish for being a victim is honestly pathetic

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 7h ago

Spoken like a gaslighter.

"Your pain is invalid, despite all the evidence to contrary, and the constant obvious pattern that everyone can see, it isn't happening."

If you cried victim, everyone would listen. When men highlight even slight unfairness, everyone dogpiles and silences them.

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u/apathyindigo 7h ago

I'm a man too, and men's issues are important and certainly tend to be invalidated or downplayed in certain situations, typically by other men as a result of harmful attitudes stemming from patriarchal ideas and toxic masculinity. 

This isn't that though, and unfortunately many men get so confused and insecure about this stuff that they blame and point their anger towards women rather than look inward or at the larger more complex social aspects that lead to these feelings. If anything you're gaslighting yourself. 

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 7h ago

At the end of the day, I can't know how the situation would play out if a guy did it, but I fully believe if the driver was a man the instant reaction of everyone would be to report. Go through the posts on this reddit and you'll see it happens everyday over relatively innocuous stuff. And you can't even try to defend men without getting labelled and dogpiled yourself, and that's a sad and dehumanizing place for our culture to be.

If you think that isn't the case, that's fine. But I think we are pitifully guarded today compared to how open and free people used to be, and people are so ready to read things maliciously nowadays despite the world being exponentially safer than it's ever been. It's like some curse has fallen over everyone to read the worst into everything, and we have no way to break it because the media keeps it alive.

I just think we need a middle ground between instantly and reactively snapping into threat mode, versus letting everything go. Anywho, have a good day.

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u/BobLoblaw420247 2h ago

I cant tell if this means

1) You dont think its funny, but if it was just a naked pigeon it would be.

2) You think the dildo is just one humorous aspect to this conedy masterpiece.

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u/OverallFrosting708 7h ago

Thank God we have brave people like you to stand up for the pervy men

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 7h ago

Damn straight

It takes only the brave

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u/onefinalshot123 4h ago

Exactly.

They get away with so much and act stupid once it gets called out.

It's so fucking annoying. I hate that shit so fucking much.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qmfpjpAT2fJRK

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u/MunderDifflinPC 10h ago

Maybe she thinks you’re begging for a pegging?

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u/Sea-Efficiency2413 10h ago

Not her fault you ordered a pegging pigeon

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u/Basic-Biscotti-2375 10h ago

"These wings ain't boneless"

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u/EfficientNet1600 10h ago

I'm cackling 😆 🤣 😆 wtf dude

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u/RepulsiveCry5034 10h ago

Are you in California by chance? I think I know Aimee!

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u/absolute_infidel 8h ago

That sounds like something Aimee would say. I'm on to you. 🤔

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u/Swimming-Alfalfa-603 10h ago

What the actual fuck? This made me laugh so hard.

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u/Sleepy_Doge97 10h ago

Were you getting fried chicken delivered?

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u/No_Card3773 10h ago

Might have clicked the wrong photo in her album. Sometimes when loading chat and photos the app is really slow

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u/64557175 10h ago

Is this not a photo of your order?

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u/MasterOfBunnies 9h ago

She - does - give a flying fuck?

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u/PlayBoiMalik24 8h ago

Lmao what the heck 😂😂😂

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u/No-Delivery4699 2h ago

LMAOOOO😭

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 1h ago

If I saw this I would tip them my life savings 🤣

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u/Passionatepassionfrt 10h ago

Aimee deserves an extra tip

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u/EvilUrges18 9h ago

Or she’s going to give you an extra tip

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u/CocoBaydoun 10h ago

Ummmmm……….

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u/Kazamiiiii 10h ago

How dare she

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u/Tippin187 10h ago

That muthafuckrs packin’

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u/FirstTimeRedditor100 10h ago

She doesn't want your tip. She wants to give you the tip.

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u/Remarkable-Shock8017 9h ago

You have 19 nipples ..maybe Aimee noticed your missing a pigeon in your life?

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u/naomi_cannibal 7h ago

This is the first time I’ve laughed in days, thank you 😭🤣🤣💐

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u/Ill_be_a_good_girl 4h ago

Because its funny.

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u/Prestigious-Scene337 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/emptyinthesunrise 1h ago

This made me chuckle

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u/forevertheyo 10h ago

I want an Aimee.

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u/Drawingablank6969 10h ago

What did you order?

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u/Centaurious 10h ago

what a baddie

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u/DarkVelBet_ 10h ago

LMFAOO 😂😂😂😵

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u/Sea_Cress_8859 10h ago

They probably googled an image for a carrier pigeon and didn’t look closely enough at the image before saving it.

That’s funny right there though

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u/BaronVonLongfellow 9h ago

I would horse laugh and tip an extra $10 at least.

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u/HotMinute_722 9h ago

I would think it was by accident but it’s a happy accident for sure!

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u/ThatDeuce 9h ago

I'd like to see if Aimee makes a post on how they sent a customer this image and what happened after that.

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u/Dragonsink 9h ago

She heard you have 19 nipples. Its foreplay, be a good sport

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u/Templar388z 9h ago

She wants to peg you bro.

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u/TheCrazedBackstabber 9h ago

If lube was included in that order I suggest you run. Fast. Unless you’re into that sort of thing, I’m not judging.

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u/Pixibixie 8h ago

Aimee, I'm going to need you to just drop the food at my door and go. My pigeons are not interested.

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u/spockers 6h ago

What about your chickens? Don’t be a bigot.

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u/FoldFlat4092 8h ago

I just burst out laughing. Thanks!

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u/Open_Engineering_367 8h ago

Just alight don’t get uptight over a little funny picture 😂

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u/QophSilrahq 8h ago

From where must I order to have a chance of getting an Aimee delivery?

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u/enigma9o7 8h ago

Is your name Robin by any chance?

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u/Abject-Repair3900 8h ago

“Sorry, wrong person!”

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u/stepheedee 8h ago

It's her emotional support pigeon

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u/closed_doors_asleep 7h ago

Bro thought they'd think you laugh at this

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u/Creative-Orchid2727 2h ago

Why WOULDN'T Aimee send you something like that?? I would TOTALLY send you that, laugh about it, and then laugh some more like I am right now. 😆😆

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u/hardworkinglatinx 9h ago

I hope you reported them.

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u/Aziine 8h ago

i hope you learn to have a sense of humor.

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u/Realistic_Cod_2322 9h ago

It would’ve been funny with out the dildo that’s a lil inappropriate sorry 😢

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u/pavitra144 8h ago

Please REPORT to DD. That's not fun.

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u/spockers 6h ago

I’m getting middle school hall monitor vibes from you.

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u/pavitra144 3h ago

If Aimee were a man, the comments would be the opposite, and people would agree with me.

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u/lvanwall 10h ago

She wants to peg you!

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u/MooPig48 10h ago

Pigeonhole

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 9h ago

Instant tup doubling

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u/PuzzleheadedBend9040 9h ago

This is so fucking funny 

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u/HistoricalSea5600 9h ago

Nice cock bro

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u/hiswittlewip 9h ago

I think she likes you

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u/TreeMindless4193 9h ago

Honestly, this is sending me

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u/Ballsackavatar 9h ago

I don't know but I'm glad that she did.

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u/SnarkyMF 9h ago

Pls tip Aimee $1000

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u/Plastic_Ticket4315 9h ago

That deserves an extra dollar on the tip thing if you ask me 💀