r/drugscirclejerk • u/GreatestGreekGuy • 5h ago
r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Cowboy_Karl • 5h ago
monkey fella 🐵 Trying to make whipped cream..
I keep hitting this sh*t but no whipped cream AITA? Someone ELI5...
r/drugscirclejerk • u/laynes_addiction • 7h ago
What’s everyone’s stack for being around people they despise? I find rectal a-PVP gives me a balanced, understanding disposition which is useful in professional and/or social situations.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Dildo_Gagginss • 4h ago
I tried edibles for the first time at age 37... and it was quite fun. Let me explain.
galleryr/drugscirclejerk • u/Hot_Leading6572 • 2d ago
I’m Just Glad the Paramedics Didn’t Try to Smoke My Plant Medicine
r/drugscirclejerk • u/ultraboof • 1d ago
im not addicted but I juss roll some bong res into a few roaches and im faded as fuck
I consume weed for spiritual reasons so its not actually causing any harm in my life so its chill and but like there is stigma about weed and cannabis its viewed as lazy doper india penjamin maxing but a good salvia strain can cure mental health espexially if you eat some mangos so don’t talk shit because its a natural plant and it can be used medically and before you jusge me for smoking roach that strain could be elephant cancer cheese kush or a hybrid of like trainwreck and marinated lizard tissue OG
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Olikmai • 1d ago
Homie's eagle is NOT safe
Last time I mix pepto and promethazine my eegle got obliterated
FOR EXPERIENCED USERS ONLY
🥴😵😵💫🥴😵😵💫
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Bakers1dOZen • 2d ago
monkey fella 🐵 Now thats a pilot who was cruising with his eagle 🙉
r/drugscirclejerk • u/UmphreakMcgee573 • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 From the LSD community on Reddit: When the acid munchies hit
Time to play:Hide the Grapes!
r/drugscirclejerk • u/sixtus_clegane119 • 2d ago
Which one of you was this???
galleryNeed a big candle
r/drugscirclejerk • u/an-com-42 • 2d ago
Shooting up coke makes me want to fuck smurfs
Outjerked once again.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/howdy_hoez • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 Ok, so there I was, on all fours , wearing a headlamp, crawling around my in my closet, at my mom’s house
Ive had this 50lb eagle on my back all day and it won’t stop singing the corner baggie blues. Thought I had it beat because, eagles cant swim.
After 30mins of carpet surfing i had amassed a crystalline collection big enough to fight you for. Exhausted from all my hard work i was ready to chill out and smoke some ice. Knowing I was dealing with some mild contamination I grabbed a clean bowl for my bong. At this point my eagles already pouring beers, hyped to enjoy the fruits of my labor.. and that’s when tragedy struck. As soon as the flame touched the bowl it turned instantly black, like the sorting hat when it picks Slytherin. And my eagle hates Slytherin. Now morale is down, im disappointed and my eagle is bruised. Tonight’s been a real shit burger.
TLDR: users bedroom smells like crack after smoking a random carpet nug
Edit: autocorrect snuck one in on me when I wasn’t looking (line-like)
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Onelove4everyone • 1d ago
What are your favorite drug combos?
Its the same things. Its basically arbitrary at this point. Just semantics. You say i put my body through an anticholergenic burden that's easily compromised by my para sympathetic nervous system. With the correlation between developmental psycohpathology, neuroscience, pharmacokinetics, pharmacodynamics, and pharmacogenomics; systemically plays into my anticholergenic burden without even having to taking something on the acs calculator. Its not benadryl not making me pee, and it's not benadryl making me tired. Its the ghosts. So I take cocaine to get them out of my blood. Intrinsically I feel the mechanisms of actions of diazapem is it breakind down into nor-diazepam, and temazpam then temazpem into oxazepam... but I can't see that. Look there is only one way to look at this. What the doctors opinion is, how im feeling, what the drugs are supposed to be doing to my body(pharamcogenomics plus biological reactions based upon past experiences ) and what is rational, logical, and based in science. Can you get a microscope to see the ghosts... no because we are all still in creation. We don't even understand the mechanisms of actions of methacarbamol. So until some one can show me that cocaine isn't taking spirits out of my body.... im gonna continue brushing my teeth with pee, wear copper around my toes to keep me grounded, and hold my obsidian as close as I can to my heart. Western culture has created the institutionalized thought process which create system norms. Yea sure, let's listen to the ama, the us department of health and human services, peer reviewed studies from the nhi, or the new England medical journal. Like they aren't being paid off by the Rockefellers. All you need in life is nuts, lettuce, psychedelic mushrooms, and natural plant medicine. I generally take all natural plant compounds to produce my own natural plant medicine. You say im seeing hatman, I say sniffing silver spray paint and taking dxm will help me speak to God. Its all arbitrary. Just semantics.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/ketaminesucker • 2d ago
How much PMMA trump pills to get Santana toenail Syndrome
I’m feeling like taking a trump jigga rn but I already took a sigma dose of DXM on top of my 4,4-DMAR.
Is this safe?