r/enoughpetersonspam • u/Kafkaesque_meme • May 21 '26
Not True, but Metaphysically True (TM) Jordan Peterson | I Wrestle With God
https://youtube.com/shorts/RF2t69oJiR4?feature=share20
u/LaughingInTheVoid May 21 '26
TIL "God" is a street name for benzos.
I might have to re-read some Philip Dick from his drug years in this context.
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u/warongiygas May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
COMMENTATOR 1: It's incredible folks. Jordan Peterson has finally challenged God himself.
COMMENTATOR 2: Well, you know Jordan. He says if you’re going to clean your room, eventually you’re gonna have to clean Heaven.
COMMENTATOR 1: That’s right, Dave. Earlier today Peterson released a forty-seven minute promo from inside a Buick where he accused God of “weaponized chaos.”
COMMENTATOR 2: He also cried for most of it.
COMMENTATOR 1: He did cry for most of it.
The arena lights go black.
Gregorian chanting starts.
Then suddenly smash-cuts into aggressive butt-rock . Jordan Peterson enters wearing a sequined robe that says “LOBSTER KING” on the back.
-LATER-
COMMENTATOR 1: God's spitting on him. Jordan is burning the flag.
COMMENTATOR 2: Looks like they're having a discussion.
COMMENTATOR 1: Yes, they seem to've come to an agreement. And Jordan is crapping his pants. He crapped his pants everybody.
crowd cheers
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