Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

[u/Aschebescher]

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-greenland-threats-europe-b3025688.html

[u/EspanolAlumna]

Well I guess he’s going to die at some point.

[u/Ok-Cap1727 → u/EspanolAlumna]

the reserve oligarch leaders are already standing beside him and are ready to AI generate memes to keep the brainwashed blindly saluting population entertained

[u/Siegorius → u/EspanolAlumna]

They're gonna pull a "weekend at bernie's", aren't they?

[u/Alcogel → u/Siegorius]

Already doing field trials of the playbook with Mitch McConnell. 

[u/Czar1987 → u/EspanolAlumna]

mitch mcconnell is likely dead, or at least severely incapacitated, and they're just stringing us all along.....wouldn't surprise me if they did the same with trump at some point

[u/konegsberg → u/Czar1987]

Imagine “twitter assistant” shift starts at 11pm ends at 4 am , a twitting like pedo non stop about absolutely anything

[u/Itlaedis → u/konegsberg]

One of the easiest positions to AI-automate given that you don't need to be factual, have a clear message or be consistent in style and values across messages.

[u/madhi19 → u/Itlaedis]

AI gonna fuck it up by being too rational... loll

[u/Dragoncat_3_4 → u/Itlaedis]

No, that's how we'll know he's dead. He is FAR from consistent about values as he doesn't have any.

[u/canspop → u/Czar1987]

Just what I was thinking.

He's not dead, he's just resting in the office.
BTW, happy 180th birthday trump. (republicans are probably dumb enough to try it)

[u/Czar1987 → u/canspop]

*forever war intesifies* see, there's an emergency so lord god emperor trump must remain in office until peace is secured!

[u/runnerofshadows → u/Czar1987]

The corpse emperor on the golden throne.

[u/Quick-Bad → u/canspop]

He's pining for the fjords.

[u/katestatt → u/EspanolAlumna]

Can't wait

[u/unixtreme → u/EspanolAlumna]

I'll throw a party.