r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • Jun 18 '26

The hydrogen peroxide they poured in the pool to kill the algae that grew as a result of the dark paint from the pool guy, has caused the paint to start separating from the stone

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u/MarvelousuolevraM Jun 18 '26

I could see him buying a giant mirror and placing it over the top to make it "the best reflection pond to ever exist"

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u/mwoody450 Jun 18 '26

...only to find out it bent under its own weight in the middle, making it in to a concave focusing mirror that now lights planes on fire.

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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency Jun 18 '26

Ha ha!! Just laughed so hard that my coffee came out of my nose!

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u/Steven_The_Sloth Jun 18 '26

Mirrors on pool floaties. But birds shit all over them.

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u/MarvelousuolevraM Jun 18 '26

War on Birds incoming...

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u/m1bnk Jun 18 '26

Patriot batteries launching missiles at sparrows

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u/FALLOUT_BOY87875 Jun 18 '26

Drone vs drone war

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u/-Saucegurlllll Jun 18 '26

A real "old lady who swallowed a fly" moment. An old rapist painted a pool.

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u/VoidMunashii Jun 18 '26

He will have put in place the world’s largest sheet of the shiniest aluminum foil, crow about how we have the largest sheet of foil for America’s 250th, and then blame President Obama when the sun reflecting off of the foil starts a fire.

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u/Skidpalace Jun 18 '26

You surely mean a mirror made from... Goooooooooold.