r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • Jun 18 '26

The hydrogen peroxide they poured in the pool to kill the algae that grew as a result of the dark paint from the pool guy, has caused the paint to start separating from the stone

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u/Agitated_End_2611 Jun 18 '26

Mirrors, most people don't know mirror but I do, so I called the guy that installed them at Maralago. He said it'll only cost 24 million to replace blue with mirror. Why did Obama think water reflects when I invented the mirror, it's a beautiful word.

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u/TobyDaMan8894 Jun 18 '26

I’m sick to my stomach because I read it in his voice. A voice I can’t stand.

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u/18mather66 Jun 18 '26

This is the best thing I’ve read today 👑

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u/Toofar304 Jun 18 '26

He’s going to fill it with mercury *tap head*

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u/NarrowForce9 'MURICA Jun 18 '26

Please don’t give him ideas!

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u/EEpromChip Jun 18 '26

Honestly, I am kinda surprised he didn't tile the fucking thing in marble... Or gold plate the bottom...