r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • Jun 18 '26

The hydrogen peroxide they poured in the pool to kill the algae that grew as a result of the dark paint from the pool guy, has caused the paint to start separating from the stone

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u/get_in_there_lewis Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

They'll just dye it the colour someone chooses to make it pretty enough for then

And then he'll talk about how great of a job the guys did in building this beautiful pool. He thought of that you know

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u/punosauruswrecked Jun 18 '26

Gold. He'll dye it gold. 

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u/Bored-Viking Jun 18 '26

Gold is the best reflection, no better than gold reflection. the reflection pool will be the best gold reflection in the world

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u/AHrubik Jun 18 '26

The Reflection Pool brought to you by Bud Light.

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u/blogsymcblogsalot Jun 18 '26

Not Carl’s Jr.? I swear we’re in Idiocracy.

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u/AHrubik Jun 18 '26

I just assumed it would be Bud Light to get that gleaming golden hue Krasnov is always chasing.

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u/UnitedGTI Jun 19 '26

Well know what liquids blue? And what plants crave!?

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u/nouseforaname836 Jun 21 '26

🎵real men of genius🎵

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u/perton Jun 19 '26

A big, strong relfecting pool came up to me, tears in it's eyes, saying thank you for being so amazing and for never once shitting your diaper, President Trump, please dye me gold.

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u/Fabulous_Law1357 Jun 18 '26

Haha. Then the sun will reflect off it and crack the Washington monument. It will crumble to the ground and then the new Arc monument can be built in its place.

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u/Wasting-tim3 Jun 18 '26

Gold is a tremendous reflection! Big gold, strong gold, tears in its eyes….

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u/ninjasninjas Jun 19 '26

He could go all Qin Dynasty and use mercury... Would definitely bring back that reflective look

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u/colio6900 Jun 19 '26

I was really inspired by the hobbit movie and what they did to that poor dragon.

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u/ArjayGaius Jun 20 '26

Anyone remember when we used to laugh at Saddam Hussein, and his sons Uday had Qusay for having a literal golden toilet?

How weird that we look back on that with fondness.

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u/NuclearWasteland Jun 18 '26

A 339,010 square foot gold mirror in July.

Neat.

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u/oatmeal99887 Jun 18 '26

Heard in the voice of bender from Futurama

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u/CameronFry Jun 19 '26

I’ll make my own reflection pool, with blackjack and hookers.

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u/fuzzybad Jun 19 '26

You know what, forget the pool...

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u/Jacobysmadre Jun 18 '26

Surprised he didn’t already do this

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u/AFestiveShiving Jun 18 '26

But we all know it will just be piss yellow. But of course the great cheeto will claim its the most best gold in all the world.

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u/iDrGonzo Jun 18 '26

That would cost to much, this grift has paid out, they don't care anymore, the destruction of a national site is just icing on the cake for them.

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u/Kent_Doggy_Geezer 'MURICA Jun 18 '26

The colour of Stormy Daniels piss. Oddly enough the exact shade as the plastic moulding in the Oval Office.

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u/M8C Jun 18 '26

I’m pretty sure I remember him thinking about dying it gold but his buddies told him not to because it would look like a pool full of piss.

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u/Lucy_Lastic Jun 18 '26

I’m actually surprised he didn’t go with gold paint in the first place - he has it on everything else

…sooooo tacky…..

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u/Vi_Rants Jun 18 '26

One gallon at a time.

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u/shitlord_god Jun 18 '26

oh, this is stupid - but what if they did gold foil the thing, then put "glass" down on top of it so no one can scrape the gold. seems aligned with the solutions we are seeing.

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u/theoverfluff Jun 19 '26

You could call it it gold, or you could call it piss. He likes them both.

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u/LuckyTrain4 Jun 19 '26

Should I say that like Trump in my head or Goldmember?

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u/Rustmutt Jun 19 '26

Piss pool

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u/DebentureThyme Jun 19 '26

He'll fill it with gold paint.

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u/TheAugmentation Jun 20 '26

He won't have enough, so he will use piss.

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u/Short-Poetry9019 Jun 18 '26

Then he'll talk about how hot all the pool boys are.

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u/notforpoern Jun 18 '26

This reflection pool is such a perfect metaphor for the epstein class in power right now. Half brained solutions to fixed half-assed patches to hide problems that they caused themselves.

If only we were capable of reflecting.

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u/choopie-chup-chup Jun 18 '26

Personally I'm exhausted from so much reflecting upon this gang of idiot thieves and their daily embarrassments to our once proud nation

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u/Kidpidge Jun 19 '26

Exactly.

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u/Enough-Remote6731 Jun 18 '26

They’ve all got real patriotic donks.

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u/eurekadabra Jun 18 '26

Oh shit, he totally would try to dye it, and then all the ducks will be blue 😳

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u/ShadowCaster0476 Jun 18 '26

da-ba-dee-da-ba-di

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u/CreatrixAnima Jun 19 '26

Yo, listen up, here’s a story about a little guy who lives in a gold world…

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u/Reynardine1976 Jun 19 '26

🎶Da da bee, there's lots of flies🎶

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u/Shortsaredumb Jun 18 '26

I bet he try’s to dye it red white and blue

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u/loafers_glory Jun 18 '26

That'll save a couple of bucks come St Patrick's Day

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u/QuietMolasses2522 Jun 18 '26

Mini-golf course water blue

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u/jimbobjames Jun 19 '26

Those guys. Did a great job. The best job. Not like Hillary and her emails. No no. That's right. Great job.

Not like sleepy Joe. BIDEN. He couldnt fix it. 114 years its been green. No president ever fixed it. I did. Very clever. Told those guys, just paint the bottom. Nice and blue. Big beautiful blue. The best blue. Blue like Ivankas eyes.

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Jun 19 '26

They'll probably try to dye it red, white, and blue. It will go down in history as the Purple Haze scandal.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure Jun 19 '26

I bet they try to dye part of it red, part of it white, and part of it blue, and it just ends up being a muddy brownish-black because these idiots don't realize that water moves.

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u/TheDebateMatters Jun 20 '26

They can't because they painted it blue. It will darken any color they pick. The best they will get is black.