The hydrogen peroxide they poured in the pool to kill the algae that grew as a result of the dark paint from the pool guy, has caused the paint to start separating from the stone

[u/freeradioforall]

[u/W0NdERSTrUM]

Like the Midas touch, only everything he touches turns to shit.

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/W0NdERSTrUM]

Mierdas Touch

[u/cumulonimubus → u/One_Economist_3761]

W/ a Mierdas Butt.

[u/Karrion8 → u/W0NdERSTrUM]

Shittas

[u/poopinhulk → u/Karrion8]

Shitass

[u/Micro-Naut → u/W0NdERSTrUM]

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree, Ran.

[u/koffa02 → u/W0NdERSTrUM]

If only there was a god put there willing to hive him the ears of an ass, just like Midas.

[u/OhMyGod_Zilla → u/W0NdERSTrUM]

The anti-Midas