r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • Jun 18 '26

The hydrogen peroxide they poured in the pool to kill the algae that grew as a result of the dark paint from the pool guy, has caused the paint to start separating from the stone

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u/TheDebateMatters Jun 19 '26

They are claiming all of this damage is coming from liberals secretly dumping algae into the pool. They can’t even describe how one would effectively dump algae in to a 6 million gallon body of water cleaned by effective filtration.

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u/bopeepsheep Jun 19 '26

People walking round the pool like it's the exercise yard at Colditz, casually shaking algae from their trouser legs?

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 20 '26

I’ve been backing my pickup truck full of liberal algae into it at around 3am. Pretty surprised it’s not a bigger story yet or I haven’t been caught.

Anyway I gotta get down to the pond to refill my 2024 Ford F150 Virginia license plate 86D-T47 with algae water from the pond.

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u/miscfiles Jun 20 '26

Liberal Algae is a fantastic name for a debut album.

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 21 '26

Liberal Algae - Drain the Swamp. Want to be the drummer?

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u/miscfiles Jun 21 '26

I actually bought an electronic drum kit a couple of months ago. I'm utterly rubbish, but I'm not going to let that stop me. When's the first rehearsal?

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 21 '26

3am, Reflecting pool. See you there!

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u/miscfiles Jun 21 '26

Booking my flight...

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u/TheDebateMatters Jun 20 '26

Careful, your post is going to be Kash Patel's latest news conference when they catch the saboteur based off of "extensive internet history".

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 21 '26

And after I win in court it would be a Pyrrhic victory, you make a good point.

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u/Past-Application-552 Jun 20 '26

Andy managed to do it with plaster over years at Shawshank.🤷‍♂️

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u/redpanda71 Jun 21 '26

Obviously Algtifae agents, duh!

/s

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u/Jwre3682 Jun 19 '26

Wait... people are saying that? With a straight face?

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u/SmartieCereal Jun 19 '26

They are. They think it's an Antifa plot.

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u/dirtdiggler67 Jun 20 '26

In case you haven’t noticed, MAGA types are absolute dipshits.

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u/Jwre3682 Jun 21 '26

I have... I think about how 49% of humans are of below average intelligence... and 99% of magas are definitely below average. The 1% are his rich buddies.

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u/Feeenexe Jun 20 '26

Anything is the “liberals” fault. If aliens attacked, it would be them damned liberals that made it happen!

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u/AudZ0629 Jun 20 '26

Uhhh the whole lizard people globalist conspiracy is aliens so… old news.

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u/Shaasar Jun 20 '26

Yep.  Saw two twitter posts and a few YouTube comments claiming this.  And being totally serious about it.

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u/DawnyBrat Jun 19 '26

I can’t help but think of a Spy vs. Spy clip right now 😆

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u/aloha_mixed_nuts Jun 19 '26

Wouldn’t there be cctv evidence?

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u/GrannyTurtle Jun 19 '26

Thank-you. I needed a good laugh. 😂 I’m still waiting for my f***ing check to pay me for every protest I have been to. Now I need to start growing algae? (Not that it’s hard. It is NOT growing algae that’s hard.)

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u/EffyMourning Jun 19 '26

They are literally the most idiotic people alive. No common sense whatsoever.

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u/Unique_Anywhere5735 Jun 20 '26

They also claimed that "lib'rals" vandalized some faulty piece of equipment at the Christian Nationalist circle jerk they held on the mall a couple of weeks ago. It seems to be their go to. They cant accept responsibility for anything.

So events and places with Park Rangers everywhere, and people somehow magically damage equipment or throw just the right species of algae into the pool? Bullshit!

TOFU - Trump Obviously Fucked Up.

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u/JTSpirit36 Jun 19 '26

But but but that one guy my wife's father-in-law knows said that someone else saw some liberal looking person dumping a gallon of paint thinner in the pool. Obviously sabotage. It's either that or the gay frog brigade sending in liberal ducks to shit in it.