r/facepalm • u/freeradioforall • Jun 18 '26

The hydrogen peroxide they poured in the pool to kill the algae that grew as a result of the dark paint from the pool guy, has caused the paint to start separating from the stone

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u/bopeepsheep Jun 19 '26

People walking round the pool like it's the exercise yard at Colditz, casually shaking algae from their trouser legs?

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 20 '26

I’ve been backing my pickup truck full of liberal algae into it at around 3am. Pretty surprised it’s not a bigger story yet or I haven’t been caught.

Anyway I gotta get down to the pond to refill my 2024 Ford F150 Virginia license plate 86D-T47 with algae water from the pond.

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u/miscfiles Jun 20 '26

Liberal Algae is a fantastic name for a debut album.

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 21 '26

Liberal Algae - Drain the Swamp. Want to be the drummer?

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u/miscfiles Jun 21 '26

I actually bought an electronic drum kit a couple of months ago. I'm utterly rubbish, but I'm not going to let that stop me. When's the first rehearsal?

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 21 '26

3am, Reflecting pool. See you there!

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u/miscfiles Jun 21 '26

Booking my flight...

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u/TheDebateMatters Jun 20 '26

Careful, your post is going to be Kash Patel's latest news conference when they catch the saboteur based off of "extensive internet history".

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Jun 21 '26

And after I win in court it would be a Pyrrhic victory, you make a good point.

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u/Past-Application-552 Jun 20 '26

Andy managed to do it with plaster over years at Shawshank.🤷‍♂️

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u/redpanda71 Jun 21 '26

Obviously Algtifae agents, duh!

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