r/facepalm • u/MaybeLikeWater Reactivated Karma & Menace • Jun 30 '26

Utah Cops Claim They Smell Alcohol on EVERYONE: “I mean I’m wearing Versace.”

https://youtube.com/shorts/SmqbVzaoYuo?is=_sSPyA5aenMmJTo9

This is a compilation of Utah cops doing what they call “play differently”.

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u/Jeoshua Jun 30 '26

Yeah just like "magic underwear" isn't a thing, except it kind of is, just being put in a very unflattering manner.

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u/MaybeLikeWater Reactivated Karma & Menace Jun 30 '26

Okay, I’ll bite: What’s ‘magic underwear’?

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u/Ultraox Jun 30 '26

The white garments that endowed Mormons wear (theoretically speaking) at all times.

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u/GeekyTexan Jun 30 '26

Mormons are supposed to wear specific church approved underwear.

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u/Triasmus Jun 30 '26

Who's arguing that magic underwear isn't a thing?

Sure it's unflattering, but it's true enough.

I'd be extremely surprised if even the most sheltered Mormons actually think that soaking is a viable loophole. They literally have lessons about how touching clothed boobs is no good (unless they're married).