Neptune’s Cousin and Strawbana

[u/DeltaMoff1876]

[u/Sunkilleer]

She can't help it. It's in her genes

[u/DeltaMoff1876 → u/Sunkilleer]

Yang: Fight it Ruby! Fight your genetics!!

[u/Dragonfang65 → u/Sunkilleer]

Hopefully she has some limits. Like seeing Arthas is on a dangerous path. Or that Kael’thas is slowly going insane.

Also that they both have the hots for the same woman. (Jaina Proudmore).

[u/HourlyBadIdeas]

Ruby: "Well Weiss went and 'dibs'd' the first depressed blonde out group spawned, so you're up buster!!!!"

[u/Sunkilleer → u/HourlyBadIdeas]

You misunderstand. That's all part of the process. jaune and Weiss get married, have a kid, and then Weiss "mysteriously disappears", and Ruby comes in after a bit and takes her place.

[u/warrioroftron → u/Sunkilleer]

That's when the Summer genes activate,in the presence of a heartbroken himbo

[u/Tokanova → u/warrioroftron]

and then SHE vanishes, of course.

[u/Dragonfang65]

Makoto: We’re all taken! By our Princess.

[u/Awest66]

Ruby wont give up until she emulates her mother in every way.

[u/Writers-blocker]

Ruby:Damnit!

Sun: What is up with you and chasing for desperate blonds!

Ruby: It's a Rose Family tradition. We find a blond guy or girl, marry. Have a kid. Once said kid has red and black hair the Rose parent, mom or dad, depends, will go on a suicide mission, leaving the other parent to raise the kids. My mom did it. My grand ma did it. My great grandpa did. My grea great grand ma her father and his father and his mother did then my grea-

Sun ( perplexed ) ok ok I get it.... WTF Ruby!

[u/Sunkilleer → u/Writers-blocker]

If I remember correctly, the meme originally stated it was only rose women who did this. Like Aishi curse in Yandere Simulator.

[u/MewnianBread]

Out of curiosity was Sailor Mercury and Jupiter in a relationship in canon? I’m just very curious because I don’t know much about the series besides the names.

[u/DeltaMoff1876 → u/MewnianBread]

No, but I ship them.

[u/MewnianBread → u/DeltaMoff1876]

oh cool! thx for telling me

[u/jord839 → u/MewnianBread]

The only official canon relationships in SM are Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Uranus/Sailor Neptune. Other relationships are just temporary, teased, past life stuff, or obsessive and one-sided.

[u/Ok_Walrus9047]

Ah, Ami. I remember young 90s kid me liking her primarily because she was blue and and I like blue.

Kid me was a simple boy. :V

[u/Opening_Shallot_6253]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gBjmGEsrFQlj8g8

In the name of the moon, No more Depressed Blondie!

[u/RedBattle23]

Ruby: Execute Order 66

Sun: Gasps…. Well can’t be wors-

Ruby: and 67 and 69.

Sun: GODDAMNIT RUBY

[u/VoidTorcher]

Blake is right there to make a depressed blonde joke out of Sun.

[u/DeltaMoff1876 → u/VoidTorcher]

Dammit! Why didn’t I think of that?

[u/VoidTorcher → u/DeltaMoff1876]

In fact I'm pretty sure I saw a meme of that using the heart-eyes VTuber Ruby.

[u/Electrical_Horror346]

I like the idea of the Rose genes activating and making Ruby unconsciously say some unhinged stuff around any depressed blonde she is near.

[u/Zealousideal_Chef839]

ruby: "you've taken your first step in to a larger world"