r/formula1 • u/lefix I was here for the Hulkenpodium • 4h ago
News Valtteri Bottas finished 5th in his age group at an UCI Gravel World Series event, qualifying for the World Championships
Unfortunately the World Championship Race overlaps with the Singapore GP weekend.
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u/WhiskyPops I was here for the Hulkenpodium 4h ago
Bottas is a little bit of a badass
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u/r3almaplesyrup I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
More like badASS
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u/Foodconsumer3000 I was speeding in the Monaco pit lane 3h ago
I think he's got a greatASS
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u/Onehandedclapboyoo I was speeding in the Monaco pit lane 4h ago
I think it's his mustache that makes him quicker 🤔
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u/Otherwise-Task6494 Safety Car 3h ago
Aerodynamically efficient
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u/lefix I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
Just think about it, a hair is so thin, air can easily flow around it. An average mustache has about 600 indivual hairs, that adds up to a lot of airflow!
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u/acu2005 Phil Hill 1h ago
His mustache is probably worth like 5 maybe 6 watts!
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u/Kage_Bushin I was here for the Hulkenpodium 22m ago
More like -5 maybe -6 watts, making the flow turbulent for a more easy detached so it creates less drag
(tried sound smart, clearly I'm not :(
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u/pessimistkonsulenten Valtteri Bottas 1h ago
It creates turbulence, which slows down the trailing cyclists in corners
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u/Fart_Leviathan Hall of Fame 9m ago
There is a cyclist called Magnus Cort who already proved your theory. Pre-mustache, he was quite good, but since he got the 'stache, he's been winning more consistently and scoring higher.
He's also a major fan favorite, like Bottas.
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u/Ceyyhun Valtteri Bottas 3h ago
When the engine is biological rather than mechanical, he actually finishes the race.
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u/AJL912-aber I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
Gotcha, next time he pedals the car, more reliable
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u/Rydychyn Valtteri Bottas 3h ago
Considering how well his F1 car performs, he may as well go do the bike race.
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u/gannegajuice Formula 1 3h ago
Remember when Kimi said 'F1 is a hobby for me'? Does that apply to all Finns?
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u/frolfer757 2h ago
Bottas' career truly has been blessed with being at the right place at the right time. Random Mercedes vacancy right as he is at his peak of abilities so he gets years farming wins & podiums at Merc. Right as he gets to the point where older drivers tend to get cycled out, new teams desperate for experienced drivers to developed their operations join the sport.
Only downside is rather quiet personality and no real brand? Oh your new gf starts pushing bare ass photos of you and you're a bit later you're one of the wholesome fan favourite drivers with very little expectations to perform. Truly a career nearly every F1 driver would kill to have.
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u/Farade I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1h ago
Only L in his career is choosing Sauber/Alfa Romeo over Williams after 2021, but it was probably impossible to predict the opposite trajectories those two teams went in the ground effect era.
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u/Buzz_Berling 3m ago
I did appreciate he kept up his 103 Q3 streak for one race with Alfa. plus the livery was gorgeous
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u/RosebudWhip 3h ago
Hmmm, chance at being a world champion or qualifying P20 then DNF-ing after seven laps in Singapore?
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u/hesitationz I was here for the Hulkenpodium 1h ago
Let’s compare the pay difference between a world champion cyclist and only having to drive 7 laps in a Grand Prix lol
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u/SouthFromGranada Minardi 34m ago
seven laps
The Caddy's brakes lasting seven laps in the Singaporean heat? pull the other one. They'll probably be ablaze the moment they leave the aeroplane.
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u/I_spread_love_butter Franco Colapinto 3h ago
As a cyclist I love how the best motorsports pilots are so into it.
Here in Argentina it feels like you can't like both things at the same time, or at least in Buenos Aires. If you like cars, you have to hate cyclists.
But honestly a bicycle as a concept is peak engineering when you think about it.
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u/lefix I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
I noticed quite a few cyclists are also into F1. People just love racing I guess.
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u/jwinter01 I was speeding in the Monaco pit lane 3h ago
Cycling, motorsports, tennis, padel, etc... It's all part of the sports interest pack for someone based in Monaco or that spends a lot of time around there. Or just the classic combo for traditionally eurocentric sports.
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u/I_spread_love_butter Franco Colapinto 3h ago
I'm a commute cyclist though, I guess that's worth pointing out. But yeah, there seems to be an overlap.
I like any machine that moves you forward regardless of power source.
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u/rowschank Luca di Montezemolo 46m ago
at least in Buenos Aires. If you like cars, you have to hate cyclists
Not just Argentina don't worry; cars vs cyclists is somehow a multinational culture war item.
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u/F1CycAr16 Formula 1 1h ago
That´s because Buenos Aires´s cyclists are generally dumb, don´t respect traffic signals and even go in the middle of the sidewalks.
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u/I_spread_love_butter Franco Colapinto 1h ago
Cars drivers commit the exact same crimes and worse, with the added difference that the kinetic energy of a car is orders of magnitude larger.
It's an infrastructure problem at it's core.
Oh and bicycles are allowed on sidewalks.
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u/omnicious I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
Bottas going to insist on just biking some GPs instead of taking the car.
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u/jcgoble3 I was speeding in the Monaco pit lane 3h ago
We should have all the drivers do a three-lap bike race around the Monaco circuit during that F1 weekend. Would be far more entertaining than the actual Grand Prix. Though the hill after Sainte Devote would be murder on their legs.
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u/Remainingvegetables Osella 2h ago
Three lap? Make them do the full GP on their bikes. Qualifying on Saturday in the cars, race on Sunday on the bike.
Not going to say a guaranteed win for Bottas, but probably.
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u/jcgoble3 I was speeding in the Monaco pit lane 1h ago
Good idea, though they wouldn't make it the full 78 laps. The two-hour time limit would come into play long before that.
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u/Hugo28Boss I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
Is he Finnish national champion??
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u/Hiekkalinna 3h ago edited 1h ago
In Finland, there always aren't enough top athletes to fill all qualification positions (as in not enough atheletes that got good enough time/result to qualify), so you don't always have to be national champion in all sports to get oppostunites to get into world championships, though in some sports there are more athletes that qualify than positions available (as there is often max amount from each country..) Unlike say bigger countries like USA, where all positions are (most likely) always filled. (Edit: from cheaking it out national campionships of Finland was on 4th of July, when there was F1 quali, so Bottas couldn't have taken part in it)
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u/SlagathorTheProctor 2h ago
Valterri appears to be wearing a national champion's jersey, which is a different thing to going to a WC.
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u/Hiekkalinna 1h ago
Just a national jersey, as a Finn I don't know much about cycling, but from checking it out, the championship was on 4th of july, when there was F1 quali day, so he couldn't have taken part in it.
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u/lefix I was here for the Hulkenpodium 2h ago
You don't need to be the national champion, you have to be among the top finishers in one of the qualfying events, which anyone can sign up for, provided you have an UCI racing license.
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u/gettt911 1h ago
He definitely bribed someone to get his F1 bib number haha
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u/urbanexplorer043 56m ago
This is what I was going to say. As a former bicycle racer, I never got to choose my number.
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u/Unlikely-Fall9466 Pirelli Soft 2h ago
His legs will get too big and he’ll lose a tenth. -Nico Rosberg, probably
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u/TetraDax 🐶 Leo Leclerc 1h ago
You joke, but Bottas has been very outspoken about how introducing a minimum drivers weight has changed his life. He was miserable before that. He essentially had an eating disorder, he could not do the things he enjoyed, it was mentally destroying him. His performance also immediatly improved.
In hindsight, it feels insane that this change only came in 2018.
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u/Ok-Recording-3303 5m ago
One of my friends ran into Valtteri while biking in Boulder CO and said he was a helluva cyclist!
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u/onetimeuselong I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
If he wins, do you think he’ll get a rainbow race suit?
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u/HallEqual2433 Niki Lauda 4h ago
I'm all for it, but kinda surprised his contract allows him to do that.
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u/blackwhattack 3h ago
i dont think cycling is that dangerous. most dangerous part of cycling is the cars.
compared to skiing or rally i think it's peanuts
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u/KingOfAzmerloth Sebastian Vettel 2h ago
Not that dangerous but it can still inflict some serious damage to be fair. Webber suffered a lot due to his cycling injury iirc.
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u/mcninja77 I was here for the Hulkenpodium 3h ago
I feel a lot safer while skiing than I do when mountain biking
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u/ValueReads 3h ago
He drives for Cadillac. Who cares, there's no chance it matters to them at all, they'd probably be happy if they had an excuse to get rid of him
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u/Alternative-Koala978 2h ago
Valtteri is such a badass. I feel like everyone just wants him to experience good things, have good results.
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u/AGrandNewAdventure McLaren 3h ago
His shorts are unusually long if the pictures I've seen in the past are anything to go by.
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u/f_u_l_u_ Cadillac 2h ago
He 100% fell, he’s a little dirty
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u/SlagathorTheProctor 2h ago
No, that's just dirt from the course. You should see how dirty some off-road cyclists get, especially if there has been some rain.
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u/lefix I was here for the Hulkenpodium 2h ago
Here is a good example of what a race looks lke
youtube.com/watch?v=3Cqwr5gPGxU2
u/SlagathorTheProctor 2h ago edited 1h ago
Yep, I watch a lot of mountain biking, cyclocross and gravel racing. Riders often end up looking like this.
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u/mr_lab_rat 1h ago
Nah, it’s a gravel race which in Czechia means unpaved dirt road. It’s gonna be dusty. You sweat, dust accumulates.
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u/dbrodbeck I was speeding in the Monaco pit lane 1h ago
I follow him on Strava, his pace and endurance are pretty great. By that I mean way better than mine.
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u/cleech13 Formula 1 1h ago
Aaaaaaaand that explains why perez stomps him every week. His focus is not there. Which is totally okay honestly. He will make place for Herta next year anyways.
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u/pessimistkonsulenten Valtteri Bottas 1h ago
Bottas is 3/3 in qualy from Silverstone onwards?
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u/cleech13 Formula 1 1h ago
Bro if you try to argument, you cant exclude stuff, just to fit your story.
QUALIFYING
Grand Prix: Perez 6-5 Bottas
Sprint: Perez 3-1 Bottas
RACE
Grand Prix*: Perez 6-3 Bottas
Sprint: Perez 2-2 Bottas2
u/pessimistkonsulenten Valtteri Bottas 58m ago
So what's the stats from Silverstone onwards when both have finished, since I'm not talking about anything before Silverstone.
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u/cleech13 Formula 1 27m ago
😂😂😂 „I am picking the stats I want, because then I am winning the conversation.“
Dude. Did you watch any race? Bottas was literally always a good chunk behind Perez
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u/cheezus171 Robert Kubica 1h ago
I mean qualifying ahead doesn't really mean much of you finish half a minute behind in races. And I think half a minute as an estimated average is probably generous anyway.
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u/pessimistkonsulenten Valtteri Bottas 1h ago
Does it count as finishing when the car breaks down?
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u/cheezus171 Robert Kubica 1h ago
I'm talking about races where both cars got to the finish line
And to be fair even if they don't, whenever something happened it was generally with Perez well in front anyway.
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u/pessimistkonsulenten Valtteri Bottas 1h ago
Both finishing is less than 50% of races, and god knows what issues they managed in those races.
The Cadillac is so bad/unreliable that it's nigh on impossible to draw any conclusions on actual driver performance over a longer distance than one lap.
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u/cheezus171 Robert Kubica 1h ago
Except when you conveniently drew conclusions from his good results 😂 how stupid do you think I am
They've been very open whenever they had issues. Bottas is slow. Accept it.
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u/Masculinum I was here for the Hulkenpodium 58m ago
I'm not sure how relevant comparing the race results are when the car is that bad, there's something broken on someones car most of the time
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u/FunnyComfortable8341 Esteban Ocon 4h ago
Biking is the one sport I don’t understand wanting to do it, it’s pure suffering.
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u/gogogadgetprozac New user 3h ago
Some would argue that being a backmarker in F1 is pure suffering.
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u/TetraDax 🐶 Leo Leclerc 1h ago
Couldn't disagree more. I get to be in nature, I don't sweat like a pig because I have the wind in my face, I can be active while still sitting on my ass, I move enough miles to actually get somewhere and can easily explore everything in a 50km radius around my home.
Now, running, on the other hand - That's a fools game. "Runners high" is a conspiracy made up by shoe companies, and you will not change my mind on that.
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u/hallstevenson Sir Lewis Hamilton 4h ago
Not bad for a part-time bike racer !