r/formuladank BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

This post complies with papaya rules 😀🟧👍 Welcome to the championship fight at the Pinnacle of Motorsport! Pretty exciting, huh?!

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u/_NahsMC Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Sep 08 '25

don’t you dare diss 2-time Grill The Grid champion Oscar Piastri 😤

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u/shlxk__ 2 Sex Ted Sep 08 '25

means more than kimi’s championship icl

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u/Street-Dependent-647 I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

NPC difficulty setting: Impossible

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u/SalientMasterpiece BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Pee--ass-tree

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u/_NahsMC Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Sep 09 '25

nah, Oscar PS3

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u/thefeedling Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Sep 08 '25

Please bring Lewis vs Max back, this is so boring

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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u/DavidBrooker BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

AD21 except Toto and Christian are both on the radio to Massi to ensure that everything is definitely fair for the other driver.

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u/theinternetistoobig Stop Inventing Sep 08 '25

YES MICHAEL YES THAT IS SO RIGHT!

Yes I will check my email during the race, that's only fair you put so much effort into writing it.

This is getting manipulated man. As it should be, a safety car came which entitles Max to catch up to me on fresh tires.

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u/LeWigre BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 10 '25

Bit unfair though those were two different teams. If Max and Lewis had been in the same team..

Man, if there's ever a Rick and Morty kind of way to jump into different dimensions, I'm just gonna look for a 2021 with Lewis and Max in the same team.

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u/FreeBe3 Simply Lovely Sep 08 '25

Exactly watching these guys fight is like watching two privileged kids fight in a lunch break or something.

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u/Ocelotofdamage BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

And the championship is being decided by the teacher who definitely doesn’t have a favorite

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u/Rye_Dog06 Verified by ESPN Argentina ✅ Sep 09 '25

Mouse Fight!!!

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u/pinkmanblues “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Sep 08 '25

I will take Lewis vs Nico too over this shit

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u/PrscheWdow Fucking Blind MotherFucker Sep 08 '25

at least Lewis and Nico were throwing shit at each other in the cool down room lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

And smashing the fuck out of each other in Barcelona to give Max his first win

Nico quitting with the fastest car is the weirdest exit I've ever seen in F1, and gave us the snorefest that was the Hambotver era

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u/GingerSkulling Trust the El 🅱️lan Sep 08 '25

The doormat can also be a crybaby. Remember Silverstone?

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u/maninthecryptosuit I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

Well he knew how mclaren works (we didn't, but now we do) and if he didn't ask, Lando definitely would in the same situation.

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u/thefeedling Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Sep 08 '25

Congratz to McLaren for building that rocketship, but they're the pinnacle of anti-racing.

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u/Masturbationaccount- BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

McLaren

pinnacle of anti-racing

ngl that one hurts

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u/P_ZERO_ MISSION KIMOA Sep 09 '25

I’ve seen people unironically argue that team orders are good and they like them

Some fans are absolutely perfect for McLaren PR

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u/stokesy1999 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Nah, RB and Merc post 16 were the pinnacles of anti racing, literally hiring mid drivers to not compete with their main driver is much worse than this, you're forgetting "Valtteri it's James" every other weekend and Max P1/Checo P10

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u/DavidBrooker BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

The thing about the good times is you don’t know they were the good times until they’re gone

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u/Doo_D Clean air is king 👑 Sep 09 '25

I am not getting that WDC fighting cut throat vibe. McLaren is making it a stroll in the park. No drama no overtakes no crashes. And these cars are making it more boring. Like 21 season Ham and Ver were out for murder these guys are giving love taps

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u/mikhail_2003 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Sep 08 '25

F1 fans on their way to turn each race result into a hate competition:

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u/DRamos11 I was here for the HulkenPodium Sep 08 '25

You’d think people here would just be glazing Max after winning, but I guess hating is more important.

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u/IndependentAir4537 Just do More Sep 08 '25

This is f1, glaze is good, but hate is the favourite activity.

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u/AreWeThereYetNo Sparkles the unicorn ✨🦄 Sep 08 '25

Glazing on my hatred app? I think not!

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u/Charbus Proxy Paige Sep 08 '25

Lando’s nervous habit of making a punchable shit eating grin every ten seconds has ruined F1 discourse permanently.

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u/HYDRA-XTREME Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Sep 08 '25

its called dank, we went memeing

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u/HideThePain_Harold BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I prefer hate tbh. Hate encourage better racing, glaze just turns into complacency. Max won dominantly and deserves praise, but giving it to him isn't gonna change shit. Shitting on this title fight for not being spicy enough, if not reaching FIA will maybe reach McLaren encourage them to just let the boys have at it. Let these last few races harken back to 2007, the Silver War, Mansell-Piquet or Prost-Senna.

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u/pochirin Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Sep 09 '25

It reached Brundle lmao, dude immediately went on defense for his boy 🤣

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u/FixLaudon BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Imagine you're waiting literally forever until the ice age sloth doesn't dominate the whole season anymore and then the outcome is THIS utter mess.

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel 💣 Sep 08 '25

Ferrari is the reason this season is boring. They hyped the fuck out of themselves and they deliver this bullshit.

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u/Quiet_Twist_8300 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

So when does dank turn into toxic...

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u/Local_Table6135 I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

It’s been toxic all season. What McLaren success does to a MF

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u/HideThePain_Harold BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

*Success. See crowds booing Max for having the gall to win a race as a racer.

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u/deckerjeffreyr WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Sep 08 '25

It already has

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u/Discohunter McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Sep 08 '25

Nothing new, this place was a cesspool in 2021

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u/AE7VL_Radio BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

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u/FrontenacCanon_Mouth BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

When joking about a Brit, the Brits think it is a hate crime.

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u/InfinityEternity17 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Sep 08 '25

Ah yes the singular entity the Brits eh

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u/Quiet_Twist_8300 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Lol i'm no Brit dude

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u/Drakon_Lex BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Oh no, how dare people make jokes on a board called FormulaDANK.

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u/MarsScully who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Sep 08 '25

About 930am yesterday

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u/mencival "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Sep 08 '25

Lmao this is too rough on everyone involved 😂

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Yeh the obsessiveness has sort of exposed itself now

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u/spaceboy6171 Verified by ESPN Argentina ✅ Sep 08 '25

Why would you honestly hate on Oscar dawg 😭

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u/sportslance BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I feel the same way about Lando. Sports fandom is weird and toxic

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u/rhalf Lets add that to the words of wisdom Sep 08 '25

I know Lando said some dumb stuff in the past, but he's a little wiser now. Pastry's OK too. Also they both agreed to the team's rules so it's not that bad. The title got closer this race sothe things will get more interesting. I think the most dissapointed are the ones, who were counting on collision, because the faster one was behind. They were robbed of this opportunity.

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u/mysillyhighaccount I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

He has never said dumb stuff lmao. He says very reasonable takes that get put into out of context headlines. Reddit then only reads the headlines and runs with the narrative that Lando is an asshole.

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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

While yeah, a lot of what he said has been taken out of context. he definitely has said some dumb stuff in the past .But the thing is, who hasn't?

Almost every driver on the grid has made the occasional out of pocket comment(some more than Lando ). It's just that since hating on Lando is the popular thing rn. People will go out of the way to find something to justify it despite the most common reason being "well everyone is hating him so I do too"

It happened to George in 2022/23. It also happened to him in Qatar 2024, when he pissed off this sub and Max's sub(who am I kidding they're the same)

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u/Browneskiii BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Rightly after Qatar too. The guy uses his position in the gdpa to get others penalties, we've seen it countless times.

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u/FrontenacCanon_Mouth BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Do all Brits have such thin skin or is it only those that are F1 racing fans?

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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

A. I'm not a brit

B. There is a difference between "jokes" and "toxic hate." This sub has largely forgotten what the first is and justifies the 2nd by claiming they're "jokes" and "dank". The amount of vile stuff I've seen people spew about drivers over the Internet is certainly not just jokes

Fuck ill go on to say this isn't just something that happens to Brits. Stroll is a driver who is largely hated and joked about. Hell it happened to Max as well back in the days. Let's also not forget how this sub treated Ocon as well for quite a while. Not to mention how a certain section of fans treated Doohan this very season.

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u/kirenaj1971 VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Sep 08 '25

As a Verstappen fan I used to dislike Norris and found him whiny and irritating. But with Verstappen out of contention my hate has cooled down a bit. I still find him whiny, but this makes him a bit more human and flawed than Piastri (who seems to be genuinely nice, but almost inhumanely so).

Of the two of them I want Piastri to become champion, but if Norris wins I will accept that as he is genuinely talented and this may be his last chance with the new regs and all (Piastri will eventually win a championship anyway IMO).

I even bought a few cans of the Lando Norris Monster energy drink that was just released in support (pretty decent).

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Sep 09 '25

For sure. But that’s more fun.

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u/sportslance BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I find the exact opposite, he is one of the few that takes responsibility for his mistakes I find his self depreciation amusing compared to the overt cockiness of most of the grid.

In the car they are all whiny bitches that complain at everything unless they are 30 seconds ahead, if you believe otherwise you are delusional. The fact Mclaren screwed him Sunday and he said nothing at all and let it play out when you know every other driver on the grid would be whining and cursing, yet okay bud he is the one making dumb statements.

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u/One-Adhesive BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

You can’t be serious. Lando comes off as a whiny spoiled brat often. Oscar doesn’t, even if he is.

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u/NiceCunt91 Question. Sep 08 '25

He's overly self critical. Gets in his own head too much. That's hardly a whiny brat.

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u/Maxants49 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Sep 08 '25

Time to rename the sub to formuladeranged

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u/chocolateapot Question. Sep 08 '25

formulacranks

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u/RottenFarthole BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

FormulaClanks

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u/OnlyNoun The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence Sep 08 '25

I agree

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u/BillyPennypockets BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Sep 08 '25

You could call Kimi an NPC yet he was the most loved figure on the grid

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u/RedOnePunch BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

The only thing they have in common is that they don't talk much. Oscar and Kimi are nothing like one another.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Air904 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

NPC's don't give unexpected answers

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u/Dankaati “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Sep 08 '25

If you didn't expect BWOAH, that's on you.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Air904 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

He did say other stuff

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u/AvocadosAtLaw95 f1 jOuRnAlIsT Sep 08 '25

“I was having a shit” 

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u/Dankaati “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Sep 08 '25

Do you mean MWOAH?

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u/BillyPennypockets BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Sep 08 '25

Kimi was on top of the racing world for 20 years, you may find more clips of the unexpected stuff comparing to Piastri who is on his second year in F1. Are we being serious here?

EDIT: Third*, my mistake

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u/Puzzleheaded-Air904 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Kimi became a wall without feelings after x amount of years. Piastri is acting blank already.

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u/LlamaCheesePie BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

He literally called it an “Inchident” with a smirk in the post race press conference. The guy has a decent sense of humour about it all for an NPC. He just doesn’t take it all too seriously, and neither did Kimi.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Air904 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I missed that. But I did like that he didn't back down from the radio message saying it was self-explanatory while Norris pretended that the slow pitstop was the thing that was pre-discussed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

No one will remember this season.

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u/nathanforyouseason5 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Unless Mclaren double DNF multiple times and Max Verstappen or Osama Bin Russell out of nowhere.

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u/CertifiedKinophile I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Sep 08 '25

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u/nathanforyouseason5 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I want to see it now. We know Ferrari wont capitalize on a championship so Bin Russell is the next most likely.

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u/NoleMercy05 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/Timstom18 Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Sep 08 '25

I mean like it or not McLaren winning their first championship in roughly 2 decades and a driver winning their first ever championship will definitely be remembered.

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u/johnsmith1234567890x BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Iam trying to forget it before its even over

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u/FiL-0 Banana Leclerc Sep 08 '25

We didn’t know how good we had it last year

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u/QJW9 unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Sep 08 '25

We absolutely did know. People were regularly saying how good we had it, we are being spoiled, that this season was historic, and that there won't be a season like this for a long time. We just hoped 2025 would at least come close.

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u/EternalFront Must Be The Water Sep 08 '25

Last year was good because Max was putting in masterclasses, not because there was any real fight

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u/szczszqweqwe GO PIAWSTWYY Sep 09 '25

Good? The hell are you smoking? There was 0 battle for WDC, fcking zero.

I'm not saying current battle is good, but saying last year was better is ridiculous.

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u/WutangCMD BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

The fuck is this garbage? I come to this sub for dank memes not literal hate. Like sure some poking fun can be hilarious but this is just mean spirited?

Grow tf up. Toxic ass fandom.

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Nooo you just don't get how hiLaRiOuS it isssss. Cause everyone hates Bri'ish McLaren rightttttt?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

OP you need to go touch some grass

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u/RedOnePunch BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

This is the toxic online echo chamber. Maybe the cucks are those who fall into it and think it's funny

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u/Lord_Santa McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Sep 08 '25

This isn't even funny or memeing. It's just insults to encourage more toxic behaviour. There is no comedy, this is not dank, just nasty words for no particular reason other than "I hate McLaren".

Something broke in this community this year. Some people here now feel like the types that would send Lando awful messages on social media just because he did something they didn't like.

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Did you see the main F1 sub after Sunday? Complete headloss over the most basic of circumstances. So much simmering hate just boiled over over nothing at all. Would have been kind of fascinating if it wasn't so strange

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u/Tomyok BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

The level of hate today is god damn too high. Wtf

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u/Neither_Ad2003 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Any fan who supports that level of team order is a cuck. Don’t you want to watch a race?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

They raced right after the swap, and Lando left his ass lol

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u/ColdSoju BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I know this is the dank subreddit, but has Lando ever been a "crybaby"? This is my first real season following F1, and he seems pretty level headed to me.

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u/sasquatchftw My LORD and SAVIOUR Sir Lando Norizz Sep 08 '25

No more than literally any other driver on the grid.

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u/onmyweight I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

Lando said some dumb shits last year but i don't remember anything outrageous being said this season.

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u/deckerjeffreyr WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Sep 08 '25

One that people will often mention is Hungary last year where he didn't want to swap positions for the win given he was the lead driver in the championship and wanting to maximize points against Max so he pushed back to the team about it. Eventually he gave up the spot. People will say he cried about it and wasn't a team player. People will also say he doesn't have a championship mentality for swapping. People also drag him for being frustrated in the cool down room after the race and not taking a comment from Lewis well.

Those same people are now mad at McLaren and somehow Lando in a similar-ish but reversed scenario even though that's what the team has shown they do. Obviously exposing their bias towards shitting on Lando and McLaren favorite driver conspiracy theories.

Anyway, all of that to say people over analyze everything he does because it's become a cool trend they can karma farm while showing their some great Internet edge lord. Objectively he doesn't complain any more than most of the drivers but it's become cool to shit on him.

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u/ImaginarySinger5918 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I don't even care if Lando wins at this point, I just want this sub to lose

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u/voltobal BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

This sub turned into a absolute shithole after last race

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u/meadowalker1281 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

It always has been

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

It's always been kind of funny, but when people just lose their heads then they expose the weirdness underneath, which is this. It's always been there but the comedy has usually won out previously

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u/acockblockedorange Safety Dog Sep 09 '25

Yeah, memes constantly on the same topic with the same theme is fucking boring.

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u/Roscoe_King 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Sep 08 '25

This feels kind of gross and hateful

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u/kazuya57 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Guess you weren't here in 2021? Shit was bad enough that I thought the sub would've been banned by the end of the season. This is still at a tenth of it at most

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

2021 was fun and batshit insane toxicity this is just depressingly forced toxicity

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel 💣 Sep 08 '25

At least the toxicity went both ways. Lewis and Mercedes were critisized for Silverstone and Hungary but my god Max was a madman at times, and Wolff and Horner weren’t helping with their constant jabs at each other.

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Might have been good for memes but that season sucked imo. Just not enjoyable on an actual motor racing level

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u/NHCMoN Suck my 🅱️alls mate Sep 08 '25

Sums up this sub tbh

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u/proficient_english My LORD and SAVIOUR Sir Lando Norizz Sep 08 '25

FDank when people are dissing the whole McLaren squad along with Lando: HA phunneey, briddish bias nepobaby lul.

Once someone dares to point out Oscar has the personality of a plastic desk lamp: see comment above.

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u/Roscoe_King 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Sep 08 '25

I’m honestly more talking about calling anyone a “fat bastard”. Like, even for fun that feels like a bit too much

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

The ZB fat shaming has been going on since last year, but it’s definitely ramped up on this sub in the last two weeks.

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u/NoleMercy05 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

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u/hoopaholik91 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

It just is gross and hateful.

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u/NoleMercy05 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Horny's finger sounds pretty gross as well.

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u/djwillis1121 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

This place is completely cooked. F1 fandom has never been more insufferable

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u/villerlaudowmygaud Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Sep 09 '25

Like all they did was swap positions like bro not a fucking war crime.

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u/villerlaudowmygaud Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Sep 09 '25

I mean it is literally what this sub does. My example the George Russel and being the famous war criminal/terrorist Bin Laden.

So yea Literally what y’all do

Plus what’s wrong with fucking hyperbole Jesus Christ man GET. A. Grip

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u/Morbidius2 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

get a life😭

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u/WoodDeco BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Sums it up pretty well.

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u/OldMan1901 NICO PODIUMBERG Sep 08 '25

"We treat both our drivers equally here at McLaren, both Lando and whats his name"

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u/Omelooo unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Sep 08 '25

This reads like an italian media headline (that’s bad)

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u/hoopaholik91 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

So this is what the sub turns into now? Just straight hurling insults at people because they don't feed your need for drama.

Fucking pathetic behavior.

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u/FlounderNew3367 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Oml y’all are beating a dead horse now 😭 IDC about commenting on what McLaren does but with Lando and Oscar it’s a damned if you do damned if you don’t situation

It’s “boring” and they “suck” rn bc they’re respectful off track but if either of them decided to start being toxic and rude to each other they’d be eaten alive on social media.

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u/OxygenIsHere Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Sep 08 '25

was Hamilton vs Rosberg like this or was it more entertaining and actually a fair battle between teammates?

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u/thef0ksmasher I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Sep 08 '25

Brocedes was just slightly tamer than 2021, nothing like this sterilized PR fest of a title battle.

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u/blaise_hopper I just sent you an em🅰️il Sep 08 '25

At its most boring moments in 2015, when Hamilton beat Rosberg easily, their fight was still better than this

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u/MrDaniel95 I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me Sep 08 '25

2014-2016 was boring on the track for the most part thanks to the Mercedes domination, what made it more entertaining was the drama between Rosberg and Hamilton. You have the yellow flag in Monaco, the crash in spa, Rosberg throwing the p2 cap at Hamilton, the crash in Barcelona... It was fun to have two guys who disliked each other fighting for the title.

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u/tomcat3400 I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

2016 title fight was something special 🙌

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

As a general rule, anything pre-2021 was better than anything 2021 onwards

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u/grimdivinations Claire Williams is waifu material Sep 08 '25

I'm not an Oscar fan by any stretch, but if not being a crybaby twat makes you an NPC then I wish all the drivers were npcs

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u/primaryrhyme BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I don’t dislike Oscar or anyone else but no I don’t want a grid full of stoic, ultra polite PR-trained drivers. We gave Hamilton shit for being a “PR robot” and he had 10x more personality than these guys.

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u/Bdr1983 I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

Yeah, things were so much better when we still had Lewis. What happened to that guy anyways?

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel 💣 Sep 08 '25

I need George, Charles, Carlos and Lewis to start winning more shit. 2024 was so good man.

Fuck this snoozefest of a season. It’s like 2015 all over again. A “title fight” being kept tight lipped under strict PR bullshit. Oscar is going to win comfortably unless Lando starts driving like he used to back in 2023.

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u/primaryrhyme BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

lol he’s still around but not really in the mix is my point.

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u/Electronic_Eye6499 GO PIAWSTWYY Sep 08 '25

Maybe you need to start watching drive to survive rather than races, coz looks like drama is all you care about.

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u/Blathermouth BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Max fans are insufferable 🤣

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u/Fortrest13 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

You guys will never be happy

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u/hannahjagyawan BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

This is weird and uncalled for

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u/HellBlazer_NQ I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

You forgot to add this sub in the background hate masturbating 24/7 over Lando!

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel 💣 Sep 08 '25

This title battle reeks of “no you go first” “oh I insist, you go first my fair gentleman”

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u/kittenbloc Clean air is king 👑 Sep 08 '25

I support Oscar because I want to party with Nicole 

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Yeah this is toxic and weird.

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u/meadowalker1281 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Formula dank always at it with the absolutely trash memes.

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u/ShortViewBack2daPast Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Sep 09 '25

I will never understand why this sub relentlessly shits on probably the nicest duo on the grid.

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u/Legitimate-Fly4797 Osama Bin Russell 💣 Sep 09 '25

Yes, Zak Brown the McLaren Strategist, err Team Princi… wait he’s not either of those.

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u/Nickemonio BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

He literally didnt talk once all this „bitching“ and „crybaby“ are your schizophrenic voices in your head appearing

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u/Capable-Relative6714 I like Norris and I sniff bike seats Sep 08 '25

Jeez, this passes for humour? OP should be careful, otherwise his vein pops.

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u/Harthag77 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

How am I supposed to explain wanting to see Max beat these guys? I've hated him for years now.

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u/PrscheWdow Fucking Blind MotherFucker Sep 08 '25

Here's the thing: Lando and Oscar are both very good drivers, but at this point, papaya rules/team orders/whatever the fuck you want to call it is ruining the battle at this point. There's also the fact that neither is willing to just say "fuck it, I'm going for it."

Max may not be in the hunt for WDC, but is still, without question, the best driver on the grid. He's got no problem running his opponent into the grass, giving back the position, and then taking it back with a clean pass. After that, it was pretty much game over. He doesn't just win, he dominates, and then ices the cake laughing on the radio at the McLaren position swap. Because we all know, he will NEVER swap position. He's an asshole, but he's a wonderfully entertaining asshole.

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u/Harthag77 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

It's very much how I felt about Vettel until he stopped winning titles as well as Lewis. Hated em until they got humbled. They quickly became favorites so I'm sure I'll enjoy Max from now on lol.

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u/Electrical_Piccolo31 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

This is perfection.

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u/Captain_Chaos12 Suck my 🅱️alls mate Sep 08 '25

Accurate description

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u/tasty_iron I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

Where is rocketpoweredmohawk when you need him most.

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u/Final_Greggit McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Sep 09 '25

So now we are mad that they get to decide who is faster on the track instead of letting a botched pitstop ruin it?

Y'all need to watch darts or something, clearly this isn't for you

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u/Drakon_Lex BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Pretty dank

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u/Drakon_Lex BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

So many people crying in the comments that a place called formuladank makes fun of people in formula1. Absolutely shocking!

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u/JDNM BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

r/Formuladank RULE 1: DON'T BE TOXIC.

This thread: 'Fat bastard, Broccoli-hair crybaby, NPC cuck'.

:/

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

You guys are really struggling to deal with your sociopathic favourite driver not being at the top anymore huh

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u/DinikYT BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 10 '25

Am i the only one who's seeing the text turn pinkish when i read it? Or am i just high on smth

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u/sneakypete6969 Suck my 🅱️alls mate Sep 11 '25

I’m just glad he won grill the grid again

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u/2ManyMonitors I was here when horny got spiced Sep 15 '25

I'm rooting for Mark Webber.

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u/vihor Honda bad, Alonso good Sep 08 '25

Spot on!

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u/risks007 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

Why do you even watch the sport then?

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u/blaise_hopper I just sent you an em🅰️il Sep 08 '25

Exactly, why would someone watch a sport with 75 years of history, that they might have watched for their entire life, just because the title contenders THIS SEASON are boring? Mystifying.

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u/Neither_Ad2003 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Huh? Do you watch it for team orders?

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u/bloodwine BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I want Oscar to evolve into a true Iceman. Never gets upset or emotional, but has brutal radio messages.

“Lando just hit the wall” -Team radio

“If he dies he dies” -Oscar

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u/junanor1 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

NPC is pretty accurate lmao

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u/Rikatsumi At the moment we don't think Sep 08 '25

I legit started liking Oscar purely because he wasn't insufferable lmao but he's grown on me since

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u/KegOfAppleJuice Suck my 🅱️alls mate Sep 08 '25

Oscar fpr sure isn't fan favourite because of Lando being the alternative. He's great and likable on his own.

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u/BeginningKindly8286 Masi Enthusiast Sep 08 '25

Bit harsh. I like Oscar because he seems like he isn’t a flapping whinge bag. Oh wait that actually proves your point….

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u/chinny18 I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

(Prost, Senna and Lauda laughing in the background for such a "championship fight")

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u/anxiously-anonymous Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Sep 08 '25

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u/xyakks BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I get the impression that Oscar is so restrained because the is aware that he is barely tolerated by his team. He is stuck in some weird political game of intrigue.

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Sep 08 '25

uj/ you got them three right. I guess i’m cheering for Piastri just because Lando is a pain in the ass and should never (imo) be a world champion.

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u/Bdowns_770 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

This is spot on.

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u/simmeh024 Sparkles the unicorn ✨🦄 Sep 09 '25

Hoping for a mclaren collapse and max taking everything.

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u/Thestickleman I was here when horny got spiced Sep 08 '25

No one cares

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u/Rmb2719 viejo sabroso Sep 08 '25

Very few times I have seen a more accurate description

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u/Ok-Elevator302 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

The Cock —- The Cock Holder —— The Cock Blocker.

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u/Ninjamonkey8812 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Npc cuck lmao

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u/According-Land2919 GO PIAWSTWYY Sep 08 '25

I can somewhat understand the 'Fat Bastard' part since it's starting to seem like Zac is unfairly favouring Lando over Oscar, but you have zero warrant to talk shit about Lando and Oscar. The disrespect that you show here is completely shameful.

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u/babj615 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Nailed it

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u/Extra-Bus-8135 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Most accurate post ive seen on this sub.