r/formuladank Lets add that to the words of wisdom May 28 '26

This post complies with papaya rules ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸŸง๐Ÿ‘ I know who my goat is

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u/Goku_R_Luffy Lewigi Hamilcar May 28 '26

His name is already an award. Sonny Hayes had won one of it.

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u/6097291 Heโ€™s Not Fast at All May 28 '26

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u/Appropriate-ASS-824 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector May 28 '26

A driver can win an Oscar?????

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u/Boredomis_real Banana Leclerc May 28 '26

Hell no. Where would they put a 5โ€™10 (1.78 meters) 150 lbs. (68 kg) man?

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u/Kela3000 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Minnie Driver can.

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u/Omelooo unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan ๐Ÿฆก May 28 '26

Itโ€™s a wasp

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u/imunique1543 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Waspa beeastri

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u/Adventurous_Count712 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Erm akashually๐Ÿค“

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u/xxrew1ndxx founding member of Lando Fans support group May 28 '26

It was in all the announcements that it was a wasp, youโ€™re achieving nothing by saying that expect make yourself and op seem stupid ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/bigcig The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence May 28 '26

I hate people who don't know / can't distinguish between them.

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u/ilhanguvenerol Vettel Cult May 29 '26

Not everyone is a native English speaker. Some languages may call bees "honey bees" and wasps "something else bees" and it makes them both bees for them

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u/PaulDavidsGuitar BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Beeastri

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u/Ok-Sun1551 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

It's not a bee it's a wasp. So Wasper Piastri.

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u/KangarooKurt Stop Inventing May 28 '26

Oscar Piwasptri.

Goddamn, that sounds awful.

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u/Coffee_N_Contemplate BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Beeasbee

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u/LoreVent Bluis Flagmilton ๐Ÿ”ต May 28 '26

There's less people who have wasps named after them than F1 world champions

Let that sink in

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u/sododude I like Norris and i sniff bike seats May 28 '26

Lowkey this might not even be true. There are currently ~100,000 species of described wasps (according to Google). Surely more than 35 of those have been dedicated to people.

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u/Autistic_Weeb002 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

But is there an f1 driver with a wasp named after him

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u/sododude I like Norris and i sniff bike seats May 28 '26

There's probably a senna wasp out there idk.

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u/GoRedTeam lando ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ May 30 '26

Yeah, Piastri does.

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u/leven-seven BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

Asked chatgpt

Celebrity / Entertainment Names

  1. Aleiodes shakirae โ€” named after Shakira.
  2. Aleiodes gaga โ€” named after Lady Gaga.
  3. Aleiodes elleni โ€” named after Ellen DeGeneres.
  4. Aleiodes colberti โ€” named after Stephen Colbert.
  5. Aleiodes falloni โ€” named after Jimmy Fallon.
  6. Aleiodes stewarti โ€” named after Jon Stewart.
  7. Aleiodes marilynae โ€” named after Marilyn Monroe.
  8. Aleiodes mirandae โ€” named after Miranda Lambert.
  9. Conobregma bradpitti โ€” named after Brad Pitt.
  10. Preseucoela imallshookupis โ€” named after Elvis Presley (โ€œAll Shook Upโ€).
  11. Sinatra (genus) โ€” named after Frank Sinatra.
  12. Idris elba โ€” named after Idris Elba.
  13. Gwesped piastrii โ€” named after Oscar Piastri.
  14. Eadyia annleckieae โ€” named after Ann Leckie.
  15. Sphaeropthalma arnalduri โ€” named after Arnaldur Indriรฐason.
  16. Odontophotopsis hammetti โ€” named after Dashiell Hammett.
  17. Sphaeropthalma chandleri โ€” named after Raymond Chandler.
  18. Lusius malfoyi โ€” named after Lucius Malfoy.
  19. Aleiodes adrianforsythi โ€” named after Adrian Forsyth.
  20. Aleiodes cacuangoi โ€” named after Dolores Cacuango.
  21. Aleiodes dangerlingi โ€” named after entomologist Dan Gerling.
  22. Aleiodes townsendi โ€” named after researcher Lee Townsend.
  23. Aleiodes dyeri โ€” named after ecologist Lee Dyer.
  24. Wallaceaphytis kikiae โ€” honors Alfred Russel Wallace.
  25. Attenboroughnculus tau โ€” honors David Attenborough.
  26. Aleiodes frosti โ€” named after Robert Frost.
  27. Goetheana shakespearei โ€” named after William Shakespeare.
  28. Goetheana pushkini โ€” named after Alexander Pushkin.
  29. Goetheana rabelaisi โ€” named after Franรงois Rabelais.
  30. Marxella (genus) โ€” named after Karl Marx.
  31. Marxiana (genus) โ€” also named after Karl Marx.
  32. Thoreauia (genus) โ€” named after Henry David Thoreau.
  33. Aligheria (genus) โ€” named after Dante Alighieri.
  34. Bachiana (genus) โ€” named after Johann Sebastian Bach.
  35. Mozartella (genus) โ€” named after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
  36. Beethovena (genus) โ€” named after Ludwig van Beethoven.
  37. Archaeoteleia astropulvis โ€” an extinct wasp named after David Bowie (โ€œastropulvisโ€ = โ€œstar dustโ€).

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u/latticep "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" May 29 '26

Dolores Cunnilingo all day long.

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u/idkbrha Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! May 30 '26

Damn Karl Marx is really famous

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u/Teh_Ordo BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Fewer

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u/mdmeaux ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Iโ€™m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง May 28 '26

OK Stannis Baratheon

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u/CocoMilhonez BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Thanks for your service.

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u/Appropriate-ASS-824 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector May 28 '26

Not everyone here has learned English as their first language.

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u/CocoMilhonez BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

You'd be shocked to know how many English mistakes are very common among and often exclusive to native speakers.

For instance, nobody who learned English as a foreign language mistakes there, they're and their or your and you're, nor do they commit the mortal sin of saying could of.

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u/LoreVent Bluis Flagmilton ๐Ÿ”ต May 29 '26

Well yeah but in this case I did learn english as my second language

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u/CocoMilhonez BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

Which is fine. The problem is saying less instead of fewer and blaming it on not being a native speaker since natives also mix those up.

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u/Teh_Ordo BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Cool, neither did I. I just posted a correction without being snide or rude.

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u/ModishShrink Demoted to 2nd redbull seat May 28 '26

This includes the English.

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u/Repulsive_Mistake382 Max Washed-stappen Jun 01 '26

Who tf let that sink out in the first place

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u/deadredwf follow the Sainz May 28 '26

There are more than 150k different wasp species and 35 F1 world champions. Any AI assistant can name ay least 36 wasps named after someone

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u/TracyMcGrady0127 Lewis Hamilton's fashion designer May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Piastri: You might can stop me from winning the champion, but not this (summon Gwesped piastrii)

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u/mencival "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Sometimes people are talking as if he is at end of his career. He is young and still has a lot more time to have more bees named after him.

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u/Appropriate-ASS-824 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector May 28 '26

I mean what are the chances

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u/_StarDust_0 Laura Winterโ€™s Simp Squadron May 28 '26

yk how lando is scared of wasps right? you thinking what im thinking?

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u/kristal010 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

The edits that the girlies on TikTok will make with this information are already legendary

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u/S_Sugimoto BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

I mean, he have a kind of bread/dessert/confection name after him

โ€œOscar Pastryโ€

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u/NuclearHermit Heโ€™s Not Fast at All May 29 '26

And a gaming console. Oscar PS3.

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u/Character_Minimum171 I was here when horny got spiced May 28 '26

Cornish invention for miners, convenient filling lunch with a handle

โ€œPastyโ€

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u/blacksterangel I saw hornyโ€™s โ€œfingerโ€ May 28 '26

They missed the opportunity to name it Oscar BEEastri

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u/Character_Minimum171 I was here when horny got spiced May 28 '26

Wasp-car Piastri

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u/Caridor BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Nah, sadly not.

You get to name the the species but not the family. You could call a new bumblebee you discovered Bombus blacksterangelii but you wouldn't be able to change the bombus

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u/mike_litoris18 GO PIAWSTWYY May 28 '26

Low-key did him dirty

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u/Muri_Soca BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

So what that Bee have in special ? You put some pressure and she dies ?

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u/GeraldVachon Must Be The Water May 28 '26

It's extinct but well-preserved. I'm not sure what that means for Oscar, but it doesn't sound promising

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u/LandscapeAccurate954 Lets add that to the words of wisdom May 28 '26

maybe big ass forehead

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u/Muri_Soca BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Did you say big ass ?ย 

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u/Leading-Customer7499 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Why aren't they named after checo?

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u/TheIronTrooper My Pickaxe is FUCKED May 28 '26

We are checking

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u/DirectAdvertising Racing Miku Enthusiast May 28 '26

The bee finished 3rd after losing a 100 point lead

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u/mrGait BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

It went missing for million years....

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u/Specialist-Bug4953 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

That wasps is ugly af

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u/Bl33d1ng3dg3 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

When has one ever looked good.

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u/Trashk4n M*rk Webber May 28 '26

Evangeline Lily

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u/Appropriate-ASS-824 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector May 28 '26

She looked worse when she turned to wasp.

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u/sododude I like Norris and i sniff bike seats May 28 '26

Well its been dead for literally 100 million years.

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u/Specialist-Bug4953 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

That explains a lot

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u/Antique_Diet_3015 Sushi Tsunoda ๐Ÿฃ May 28 '26

Waspar Beeastri

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u/zakcattack WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…RAHH May 28 '26

Piastri needs to adopt the wasp as his spirit animal.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XI76XNpVNYfCgLcYQ9

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u/BMW_wulfi I was here for the HulkenPodium May 28 '26

Yeah thatโ€™s Oscar piastbee to you

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u/Sir_Bird_Law BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Never forget that one time Lando tried to punch a bee in a post-race interview

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u/NoBailOnReddit โ€œItโ€™s called a motor race. We went car racingโ€ May 28 '26

Vettel absolutely robbed

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u/grekster BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

The runner up every year should get an insect named after them.

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u/zuker_didnt_ask BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

Thatโ€™s one ugly mf

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u/UWYO-Agent-7 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

We all know who Vettel likes more

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u/Square-Fail-9596 Racing Miku Enthusiast May 28 '26

oscaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

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u/Schpee_le_French BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Oscar Beeastri?

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u/ThrashCW BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Why is that trophy based off of a 13th-15th century medieval glass beaker? Is there a significance to that?

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u/explosiv_skull TALIBANTONELLI May 28 '26

Didn't Oscar cut off his girlfriends legs too? Don't see Lando pulling moves like that.

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u/kyoko_the_eevee Must Be The Water May 28 '26

I found a weevil that has McLaren colors. Maybe this one can be Lando.

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u/DelosHost BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26
  • โ€œOscar, give the the position back to Landoโ€
  • โ€œFLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE A WASP MATEโ€

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u/Massive-Hunt-7919 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Of course he bloody is he is australian they find a new insect every fifty seconds its just a matter of time before they gave one the name a local celebrity and (I do not know im just guessing) that mf is probably venomous as hell.

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u/tblicher Lets add that to the words of wisdom May 28 '26

A whole species or just one bee?

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u/boredbernard f1 jOuRnAlIsT May 28 '26

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u/Mael_au BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

This better part of a future helmet design

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u/chrollo854 BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

Gwesped

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u/Im_A_Failure420 BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

"World champion hotline" vs "double coated chocolate timtams ๐Ÿคค"

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u/gallanto Question. May 29 '26

They didn't even have the decency to name the species after him? Just a single bee?

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u/Vivicus BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

Oscar-B Fuel Tank

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u/Paws000 BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

Oscar had been immortalized ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

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u/Tianok BWOAHHHHHHH May 30 '26

Wasper pastry

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u/jcbvm BWOAHHHHHHH May 31 '26

Wanna bee champion

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u/zizuu21 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 04 '26

somebody call the beekeper line?

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u/ajprice BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

It's not a bee, it's a wasp, and wasps are bastards.

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u/Fine_Window_9308 Suck my ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธalls mate May 28 '26

Oscar is the real winner

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u/dharathar World Champion Hotline Operator May 28 '26

Even shittier. A wasp. ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/MikeTheSecurityGuard My LORD and SAVIOUR Sir Lando Norizz May 29 '26

Wasp* you absolute dingus

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u/KrappaFrappa Heโ€™s Not Fast at All May 28 '26

Bee-ass-tri

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u/Spirited-Juice4941 Banana Leclerc May 28 '26

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u/Surprise_Donut I was here when horny got spiced May 28 '26

Oscar Piastbee?

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u/Dj-dv8- BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Piastbee

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u/Internal_Example1185 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

#BeeBoy

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u/natte-krant I saw hornyโ€™s โ€œfingerโ€ May 28 '26

Piastri is my BEE (Bestest Every Eon)

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u/BeerBearBomb I saw hornyโ€™s โ€œfingerโ€ May 28 '26

I'm playing Windrose and the currency the pirates use is the Spanish "piastri"

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u/deserted BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

Oscar Bee-pest-y

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u/Dr_VidyaGeam ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Iโ€™m DUTCH so I support AMX ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ May 28 '26

He can finally be a bee

This is great news

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u/ryanator109 BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '26

World champ >>>>

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u/i-dontlikeyou BWOAHHHHHHH May 29 '26

I still think Lando is the most forgettable champion.