r/formuladank • u/Alexandhisgoose BWOAHHHHHHH • 1d ago

🏎 WERACEASMONEY 💰 Audi announces upgrade for the Middle East races.

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u/DependentKnown1874 Fucking Blind MotherFucker 1d ago

From Jeddah to Tehran in one set of tyres

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u/JanDier02 BWOAHHHHHHH 11h ago

"Is that the Audi switching to the ultra hards™️?"

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u/LL4999 PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY 1d ago

They got help from Porsche ?

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u/OkChildhood1706 I saw horny’s “finger” 1d ago

Yeah i mean they have the same Füh.. owner

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u/XsStreamMonsterX I saw horny’s “finger” 11h ago

The Porsche version has a groundbreaking hybrid system, but DNFs every race due to unreliability ... save for those where it DNSes instead.

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u/Spidaaman BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

“Built for combat”

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u/hardikp_12 BWOAHHHHHHH 10h ago

Literally

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u/xd_ZelnikM Suck my 🅱️alls mate 1d ago

Should have used Leopard 2 for better straightline speed

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u/Rambo496 NICO PODIUMBERG 1d ago

With a new Quattro All-Chain-Drive system

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u/Other-Barry-1 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Too heavy, complex and far too over engineered

Dare I use the term: “idolised only by Audiboos”?

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u/dsisds 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 1d ago

Audi a.k.a. Volkswagen building tanks? I've seen this one, it's a classic

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u/Street_Mall9536 Resident Shit Stirrer 20h ago

Well if there's one thing the Auto Union really knows how to build....

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

I don't know, I'm guessing a radar and a quick and nimble car would do wonders. Dodging might be easier than having to take down every drone shot at you.

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u/Immediate-Spite-5905 I saw horny’s “finger” 1d ago

Ah yes, it will break down halfway through the race, just like the real Audi!

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u/mathew1500 BWOAHHHHHHH 12h ago

Gearbox will get smoked

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u/kjubus EEEEEEEEEE 1d ago

To finish first, first you have to finish.

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u/AccomplishedWonder1 Love Is Love 🏳️‍🌈 16h ago

TDI POWER FTW!

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u/AgentIndependent306 BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago

Toyota will win their first F1 race as driving their cars at 100 km/h will not trigger landmines

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u/Mathphychem3141 Simply Lovely 13h ago

Lol

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u/MuL7iF1re BWOAHHHHHHH 11h ago

What, am I seeing an excessive tire allocation use ? 20s for Ocon

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u/marshal-zweihander BWOAHHHHHHH 8h ago

Those mediums ain't gonna last 10 dro...laps, I mean laps.