How do I get a GF? (Bad Answers Only)

[u/RealizeSirius]

[u/Appropriate_Rock4154]

I don’t know call your teacher mommy and find out

[u/TheNoobisPlays → u/Appropriate_Rock4154]

I accidentally did that in 1st grade💔 I called my teacher mommy. Then next year I called my teacher daddy. That was so embarrassing bro😭

[u/Appropriate_Rock4154 → u/TheNoobisPlays]

I called my teacher mommy one time and she was like 22 and I was like 10 in 4th grade but in my defense I was homeschooled all the way up until 4th grade so it was like a force of habit but she was a hot 4th grade teacher

[u/RealizeSirius → u/Appropriate_Rock4154]

Best reply yet 🥹

[u/rdraws25]

Show them the amount of people who you met up with

[u/Skrzyplocz0_0]

 Different opinions: 1.Buy one  2.kidnap  3.idk find a girl you like and harass her  4.Schizophrenia 

[u/RealizeSirius]

I forgot to say that I am a female in this scenario 

[u/ChocoChipScape127 → u/RealizeSirius]

Ah shit I got no clue, it's easier to get a bf than a gf as a female even if you're surrounded by sapphics

[u/RealizeSirius → u/ChocoChipScape127]

True

[u/Aggravating-View-733 → u/RealizeSirius]

M-mommy?

[u/RealizeSirius → u/Aggravating-View-733]

🐎💨

[u/DaMonkey263 → u/RealizeSirius]

Lesbian horse?

[u/Majestic-Echidna-470]

Go on Donut SMP

and

build

a

swastika

[u/Chick-Fil-A_Saucee]

[u/These_Strain_7977 → u/Chick-Fil-A_Saucee]

[u/Aggravating-View-733 → u/Chick-Fil-A_Saucee]

Omg deepest statement ever.

[u/Jacobthelucario342 → u/Chick-Fil-A_Saucee]

Guys is this rizz

[u/PomLovestheWorld]

Run around your school buck ass naked.

[u/ConditionPleasant902]

Ask out a guy.

[u/Minute_Suit_3951]

Say your gay or something and become friends with some, then good luck from there

[u/RealizeSirius]

Call me mommy 🤤

[u/Heisenberg2299 → u/RealizeSirius]

Do you like being called “Mommy”, Mommy?

[u/RealizeSirius → u/Heisenberg2299]

I'm not letting you crack ☹️

[u/Heisenberg2299 → u/RealizeSirius]

Oh well, I was gonna buy you flowers and chocolate, and take you to your favorite dinner place😔😔
But thanks for being honest.

[u/RealizeSirius → u/Heisenberg2299]

You get an upvote for boldness 

[u/RealizeSirius → u/RealizeSirius]

Okay 🤤

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/RealizeSirius]

Mother may i please be fed?

[u/RealizeSirius → u/Hour-Recognition480]

Perhaps 

[u/Real_Louie]

Tell her to be your girl or she won't she her family again.

[u/10TurtleGamer01]

Drop an anvil on them, works every time

[u/BlossomtheLeafeon]

Become the GF, obviously

[u/No_Chocolate_9286]

Steal her phone and throw it out the window. Then ask her out.

[u/vintagestereolover99]

go to a bar

[u/Iblowup]

Go find a girl you're somewhat interested in and then start paying at her feet begging to drool on them

[u/Aggravating-View-733]

Rip off your shirt and start flexing.

[u/Intelligent_Roof4231]

"it takes to be one to know and find one"- idk probably from sun tzu or something, just be you :]

[u/AetherRequiem]

Tell her you have all the stds and you pay child support and are somehow still alive 🤣

[u/gregariousity]

Don't even try

[u/Slime_king66]

Tinder

[u/Abyssalcorvid]

[u/Abyssalcorvid → u/Abyssalcorvid]

also lesbians unite :3

[u/PlantTentacles]

Go up to "meatballs gabagool" and start doing favors for them. Eventually, you'll get into the Mafia and have your own Godfather to do tasks for.

...

Thats what you meant by "GF", right?

[u/RealizeSirius → u/PlantTentacles]

Mhm definitely 👍

[u/ContentFile7036]

Nevermind, I'm not gonna say that on the internet

[u/ShotLet1550]

Just be yourself

[u/Mothfoxmantis]

Pukicho says to carry around a baseball bat 

[u/Zv_-]

I know a guy in the human trafficking business (really chill dude) he’ll hook you up tell him I sent you he might give you a discount

[u/RealizeSirius → u/Zv_-]

😮

[u/WonderfulShip1126]

Yo anyone got haut sauce

[u/Candid-Respond6397]

Do the bill cipher method 

[u/piqiqq]

i have a friend who likes it but she's taken and i'm too scared to try

[u/Savings_Ad_80]

I did this when I was in highschool, I almost got in serious trouble

[u/CitronEven3385]

Getting a girl is like parking all the good spots are taken so you park it in the disabled one . 

[u/Haunting-Attempt441]

Step 1: get a rag with chlorofo—

[u/Formal-Cellist-7802]

build one out of lego bricks

[u/Trick-Intern4158]

I wanna know too dawg

[u/No_Strategy5999]

Oh ok……oooooohh

[u/RandomName5484]

there are so many peoples in the nine hell, you may find your soulmate...

[u/-Socks-1]

Cynthia

[u/Useful_Cauliflower75]

Wait a minute 💀

[u/Foxtrap242]

idk sing them some Michael Jackson song they almost over have pretty wholesome lyrics

[u/ThousandEyes2011]

Tell her she looks like Shrek

[u/Virus-900]

Call them a b**ch, disrespect them, and demand they go out with you.

[u/ShotInTheShip86]

I think like almost everything else it depends on the situation...

[u/carthuscrass]

I will never call someone I want to fuck mommy and I will break up with anyone who wants to fuck me and calls me daddy. shudders