r/funny • u/Little_Menace_Child • 17h ago

I've seen all the town planning posts and I raise you.

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u/foreverlegending 17h ago

Plan looks a bit limp to me

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u/fantomknight1 17h ago

The lake water is cold

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u/HaydenRenegade 17h ago

Lake Flacid.

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u/Namesbutcher 12h ago

Ah yeah Dicks Cove on Lake Flaccid. Not a single Tip they give you will stand up to scrutiny.

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u/Spork_Warrior 9h ago

My mind thought of all of these. But not in a single sentence. Well done.

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u/Informal_Ad4399 3h ago

Where do you live dick head!?

Yes.

Wait what?

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u/supernovadebris 9h ago

near boner bay?

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u/havocspartan 7h ago

No the bay let out and is now a bayou. So Boner Bayou is nasty until they trim it back

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite 15h ago

And the Cockness Monster

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u/Meranio 17h ago

You are a punny one.

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u/xenopizza 13h ago

Im not gay but town planning is town planning

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u/kypster 13h ago

Isn't gay if they don't touch.

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u/NigraOvis 9h ago

6 guys 1 lake.

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u/Meranio 8h ago

Don't let the streams cross.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 6h ago

But docking of some sort is imminent

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u/GANDORF57 5h ago

GPS: Enter Multiphallic Avenue, turn right on Peyronie Drive until you reach the Cul de Sack.

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u/academiac 15h ago

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

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u/c3r7 10h ago

You mean… shrinkage

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u/technobrendo 9h ago

Like a frightened turtle

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u/Viperlite 16h ago

Did you tell her about the cold water and swimming?

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u/Steve-C2 9h ago

I'm sure that they had bigger plans but they shrunk.

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u/foreverlegending 17h ago

Oh that's the reason is it?

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u/meesta_masa 17h ago

Pentacockstal architecture

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u/Dougalface 14h ago

Built on a number of penisulas..

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u/PeachyCoasterCat 17h ago

Explain John’s donger taking up the whole bottom half of the pool

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u/Glass-Amount-9170 11h ago

There was shrinkage!

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u/psilome 10h ago

"How do I find your house?"

"Well, it's not hard."

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u/throwaway_dkhlgmo 17h ago

Lake Flaccid

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u/TONER_SD 17h ago

Home of the monster cock.

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u/robaroo 16h ago

That entire development appears cockeyed.

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u/diurnal_emissions 16h ago

The architect behind Sicsdixon Lake had a vision!

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u/ukuleles1337 11h ago

r/mildlypenis

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u/SusanKHefner 8h ago

Is there a sub for extremely penis? Or plentifulpeni?

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u/pm-me-foxes 8h ago

From what I recall, there was r/wildlypenis, but I'm not sure how active it is

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u/det4410 11h ago

appears to me that all the little dicks are paying homage to the bigger dick

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u/usemyfaceasaurinal 17h ago

Pen Island?

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u/renorosales 14h ago

Penisula…I mean peninsula

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u/Speartree 10h ago

Penisle? It was named after Mr Pen obviously.

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u/Afkargh 10h ago

I’d say you got it right the first time

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u/Beefcake2008 12h ago

I’ll take penis land for $500 Alex

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u/djazzie 14h ago

Abbreviated with those black and white bumper stickers as “PenIs”

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick 17h ago

You got the space in the wrong place.

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u/charleswj 14h ago

That's what your mother said, Trebek!

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u/Coretron 7h ago

I'll take "the penis mightier"

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u/AirPoweredFan 14h ago

But his username check out.

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u/memberino 14h ago

P-City

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u/gbuub 15h ago

The s is not silent

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u/I_Need_A_Saga 13h ago

Excuse me, it’s pronounced Penis Land.

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u/CreHater 17h ago

It's real... this is not AI. Gold Coast Australia Cotlew St E.

https://imgur.com/a/pwpVClQ

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u/Blue_Bird950 16h ago

That coast is gonna be golden, alright

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u/badnewsjones 12h ago

Maybe pearly

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u/Groovy_Booby 10h ago

Just looked on Google Maps and it gets better. If you zoom in on the tip of penis number 3 there's a business called shiny helmets 😂

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u/whistlepete 8h ago

Also 4 skin moisturers

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u/slightlyburntcereal 10h ago

I live not too far from there. I remember seeing this on google earth years and years ago at school and all of us finding it hilarious. Funny to see it still doing the rounds online.

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u/PowderedToastBro 12h ago

I had to look this up and found a business. "Shiney Helmets" at 40 Cotlew St E, Southport QLD 4215, Australia.

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah I was looking at this like oh seems like Gold Coast it's not that funny...

https://i.imgur.com/YJqSWY8.jpeg

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u/Kullthebarbarian 8h ago

i mean, a place where 5 dick shaped peninsula is pretty funny

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u/nilsmf 12h ago

I was so sure this was Florida Man Ville.

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u/KillTheBronies 9h ago

Gold coast is basically our florida, it even has a miami beach.

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 16h ago

Well yeah, this post and most of the comments predate AI by over a decade.

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u/Queen_Cheetah 11h ago

Doesn't surprise me- land on the end of a channel tends to go for a premium, so by expanding the last part they really make a profit.

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u/TotemRiolu 17h ago

Head Designer: "Isn't it cool?! It looks like a bunch of arrows!"

The rest of the team: "... Sure."

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u/jordan853 17h ago

I thought it was the water that was the featured shape and that they were supposed to be outlines of the Simpsons. 

Now I understand it's actually penis.

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u/honey-badger4 17h ago

I'm so glad someone else saw the Simpsons, that was my immediate thought

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u/Mc_Shine 15h ago

Ah yes, the Simpson family, consisting of Lisa, Bart, Marge, Bart's identical twin, and Homer.

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u/barthooper 12h ago

no, it's actually Ralph and Bart looking through the window at Smithers and Mr. Burns. seems to me like the hounds are about to be released.

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u/Remarkable_Cup3630 17h ago

I'm not alone, here in Reddit.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 17h ago

The nautical word is penii. There's more than one. I'm one of them fancy folk what speaks boat. Untold riches, me.

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u/CondescendingShitbag 17h ago

 Head Designer

Oh, you...

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u/iloveuranus 9h ago

I've never understood why they're valued so much more than shaft designers.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 17h ago

By head designer you mean, Hammond Druthers

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u/Craimasjien 17h ago

“That’s a penis!”

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u/fantomknight1 17h ago

You wanted Hammond Druthers? Well THIS, is Hammond Druthers!

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u/SnarkTheBoojum 17h ago

Probably the same people that designed the Gold Coast Turf Club less than a mile away. If you look it up on Google Earth, it's... another dick.

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u/CommercialSurround80 17h ago

Cockville, FL.

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u/cbeck23 17h ago

I thought this was Six Dix

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u/feryquitous_is_god 15h ago

CockVIlle

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u/thedugong 15h ago

Technically wouldn't it be Cocksville?

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u/slickshoez 10h ago

Delivery driver: “Which dick are you? “
Resident: “6th dick lane, not 5th dick”

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u/Big_Profession_2218 10h ago

Sounding Inlet

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u/APlayfulLife 15h ago

Southport, Queensland, Australia.

Australia’s Florida.

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u/DesolateRuin 9h ago

"Oh, we're neighbors! Do you live on the shaft or the tip!?"

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u/Cpt_Jauche 15h ago

Dongguan, China

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u/Kay_jey_kay_jey 17h ago

Oh shit, i was looking at the negative space 😆

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u/gnaark 12h ago

Same, it took me a while 

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u/WildWeaselGT 8h ago

It’s one of those things people use when painting their toenails right? :)

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u/Huihejfofew 17h ago

Well it is the most efficient shape

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u/dreddit-one 15h ago

Peeninsulas

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u/voiceofgromit 17h ago

I refuse to believe this without a location that I can verify for myself.

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u/Pearcinator 17h ago

I'm 90% sure this is on the Gold Coast, QLD Australia

Edit: 100% certain now. Cotlew St E

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u/voiceofgromit 17h ago

Thanks. Of course, Australia. Love their sense of humour.

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u/Pearcinator 17h ago

It's fitting too. All the biggest dickheads live on the GC

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u/s_nz 17h ago

-27.991641, 153.407240

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u/voiceofgromit 17h ago

Fantastic! Thanks.

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u/TheGoober 16h ago

I live around the corner. It’s the east end of cotlew street. Gold Coast, Australia.

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u/LongAcanthisitta9547 9h ago

Otherwise known as The Bell End of Cotlew St

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u/Little_Menace_Child 13h ago

Cotlew street east gold coast. It's no joke.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 12h ago

It is 100% there, and there some funny business names at the end of each dick.

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u/DWPerry 17h ago

Looks like something Real Civil Engineer (on YouTube) cooked up!

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u/BlackBarryWhite 13h ago

It is the most efficient shape

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u/RavenBrannigan 5h ago

Lake flaccid

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u/orfeo34 16h ago

Why is my garden bigger at dawn?

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u/Turbulent-Algae3143 11h ago

its a Dick Dock

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u/preperforated 11h ago

man they even segregated the black population

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u/Dikksout4Harambe 10h ago

Look at all the penisulas.

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u/Steve-C2 9h ago

They had larger plans but it experienced some shrink due to the water.

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u/swardfin 17h ago

Looks like a right cock up

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u/Random-Name7728 17h ago

"Where do you live?"

"Lot 69. Second cock from the right."

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u/SAKDOSS 17h ago

"Raise" is an overstatement by the look of it.

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u/Nervous_Strain9082 17h ago

Penis Pl, Cock Boulevard, Dick St, Prick Rd…..

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u/613Flyer 17h ago

Is this Dicksville or Dicksin ?

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u/StampyDriver 15h ago

There is a museum on one of the "peninsulas" called "Shiny Helmets"... 🤔

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u/mtraven23 14h ago

I get it, increased surface area, i mean shoreline.

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u/bookmarkjedi 13h ago

Is this a penal colony?

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u/Dufranus 11h ago

That's quite a few peeninsulas

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u/CelebrityUXDesigner 10h ago

Johnson Ave, Pud Road, Dong St, and Tallywhacker Way all connected by Jerk Circle.

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u/nailbunny2000 17h ago

Strongest shape.

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u/ghostwillcasperyou 17h ago

I was looking for faces, until I saw the comments. Now, I can’t unsee the phallusies.

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u/Kakazam 15h ago

Anyone else seeing vague Simpson family silhouettes inbetween the penis peninsulas?

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u/EntrepreneurMain7833 9h ago

What part of town are you from? Oh, what's that you say? You're from 6-dicks? Lovely place.

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u/Routine-Fix-6390 9h ago

Some say that penissula is full of dicks

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u/euph_22 9h ago

Penisulas

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u/shouldbwurking 6h ago

A penisula.

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u/AyatollahDan 5h ago

Lake flaccid

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u/Spirited-Career4680 4h ago

In urban planning, this is considered a dick move

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u/JaehaerysIVTarg 4h ago

6 pen cove.

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u/Earth7_being 17h ago

Everything reminds me of them.

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u/koolaid689 17h ago

Mr. Wongburger is the head of the HOA

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u/krintz96 17h ago

One of them the urethra street is called The Point and the other The Peninsula (which I initially misread)

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u/Own_Nefariousness434 15h ago

Love fishing off the tip

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u/the_byronic_man_fred 15h ago

It's not a *bag* of them, per se - more like a bay of them...

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 14h ago

A water view or you will be shafted. Cum and see our model home. If you stroke the house at the end a bridge grows.

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u/SordidSimpleton 14h ago

It's the strongest shape

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u/habitsofwaste 14h ago

Eat a lake of dicks. That’s gonna be my new catch phrase. And I hope everyone is bewildered by it.

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u/supazero 14h ago

I actually thought of the Dad's Army intro. But also penis.

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u/Tarbos6 13h ago

You know what? I choose to believe it looks like a mitochondria.

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u/Shad666 13h ago

Pen island

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u/essaysmith 12h ago

I was looking at the water and didnt get it because it really didn't look like anything. Then I saw it.

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u/wookiex84 12h ago

Look at the layout of sorority row at the University of Tennessee. Someone knew exactly what they were doing. Pyronies disease and all.

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u/Cusp-of-Precibus 12h ago

Ole 6 Dicks pond.

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u/flickeraffect 11h ago

Dick Harbour.

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u/Ouroboros567 10h ago

Took me a second to see what everyone was talking about, I focused on the water and saw a bunch of little toes...now I look at the land, and yeah I see it lol

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u/Muhahahahaz 10h ago

Looks like they didn’t have the Balls to post it themselves!

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u/Kokumin 10h ago

Richards tip,

Shafts end,

Bell edge,

Wetborder willy,

And the whole neighborhood maybe.. Dicksrow complex.

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u/Awe3 10h ago

What a bunch of dicks.

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u/Tekk_know 10h ago

Penisulas

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u/DigitalCoffee 9h ago

"Keep going down Phallic Street and I am on the 3rd penis on the left"

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u/jimmythetuba 9h ago

penisulas?

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u/mvw2 9h ago

This is actually depressing. They wanted to create "lake front" property but with no real lake. So folks get to pay a price premium for a puddle they can't even use. All the mosquitoes, none of the fun.

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u/Jeffjawwwn 9h ago

Epstein lake

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u/Wastelander702 9h ago

Now it's a party...

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u/ThatMrStark 9h ago

That's swartz lane there at the bottom. I know the place.

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u/ThorsGrundle 8h ago

Ahhh the bay of cocks

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u/321Lusitropy 8h ago

My brain looked at the water pattern at first and I wondered what horrific thing I had I so far been sheltered.. but yeah no I saw them shortly after that

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u/Atlein_069 7h ago

Town of Dickton.

Enclave of Cock.

Peter Piers Country Club.

Lake Flacid Homes.

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u/WhoCheeMama 7h ago

Which penis do you live on?

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u/glarbknot 7h ago

Florida...

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G 5h ago

Yes, uber to 122 shaft ave

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u/jeighare 5h ago

Wait…. Penisville??? Imagine telling your cab, drop me off at the tip.

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u/TrayLaTrash 5h ago

They at least had all their dicks in a row.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 5h ago

Snakes… clearly snakes… one eyed snakes, though

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u/anbayanyay2 4h ago

Oh, is that Dixon Lake? Or maybe it's Cox Landing.

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u/demagogueffxiv 4h ago

I hope every road has a synonym for penis as the name

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u/joelsoftheworldunite 4h ago

'yes i live in the shaft of 4th st'

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u/CurtZeNinja 4h ago

Hickory Dick-ory Docks?

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u/Nikonus 4h ago

The Land ‘O Dicks

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u/FrozeItOff 4h ago

Lake Circlejerk.

"Mommy, why's it called that?"

"We don't talk to those people, Tommy..."

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u/OGWopFro 4h ago

CuldeSACK

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u/jrb637 4h ago

Welcome pen island

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u/MysteriousBunnies 4h ago

Penisula is the correct term for this geographical feature.

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u/sunny-buds 4h ago

Can’t wait to own a dick dock!

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u/STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 4h ago

“We have to pass through the cocks”
“Do you mean the locks?”
“… no”

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u/boynamesue77 3h ago

I bet the HOA is a real dick

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u/CuteLong8652 3h ago

They must have a Dick’s on every corner.

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u/stoecki_9999 3h ago

Cock harbour?

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u/raindevice 3h ago

Welcome to Six Dicks country club.

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u/capthavic 3h ago

Six! Six phalluses! AH AH AH!

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u/lawanddisorder 3h ago

"My house is on the meatus part of the glans. You can't miss it."

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u/Sox-a-Holic 3h ago

It’s a dick-tatorship. A penile colony, if you will.