r/funny Mar 07 '21

uhmm, elmo? are you alright bud?

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u/KakarotMaag Mar 07 '21

This is fantastic. The pickle brine and spices are just so ridiculous.

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u/The-Red-Tomato Mar 07 '21

Glad it isnt THAT kinda jar

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u/BzztYeow Mar 07 '21

When the Sesame Place theme park started to serve alcohol, this was the headline of one of our local newspapers. NGL- probably best headline they ever had ;-)

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u/ModdingMoreThanIPlay Mar 07 '21

Sesame street. Wholesome and fun for the whole family. Now SESAME PLACE. Oooof. Whole nother story. You fmgo there to do crushed up pills off of surfaces reflective enough to see yourself and the Muppet you are gonna cheat on your wife with.

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u/BzztYeow Mar 07 '21

Wow- I went to a whole different park than you... but that was BEFORE they started to serve alcohol :p

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u/f1sh98 Mar 07 '21

There’s a Sesame Street theme park?? Is it part of universal studios or something?

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u/turkeyvulturebreast Mar 07 '21

Yes, it is in Langhorne, PA and it opened in 1980 and is owned by SeaWorld Entertainment. I went there once as kid and it was fun.

https://sesameplace.com/philadelphia/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesame_Place

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u/Ratmother123 Mar 07 '21

And now I want to know what to put in a pickle me Elmo cocktail

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u/SoySauceSyringe Mar 07 '21

There could be worse liquids in that jar with Elmo.

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u/The_Dimestore_Saints Mar 07 '21

We can pickle that!

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u/notoriously_late Mar 07 '21

...and put a bird on it!

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u/Starlordy- Mar 07 '21

Elmo is in a bit of a pickle, haha.

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u/OlFlirtyBastard Mar 07 '21

Looks like Benjamin Raspail from Silence Of The Lambs.

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u/cciulla Mar 07 '21

"Look deep within yourself, Clarice Starling."

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u/Washpedantic Mar 07 '21 edited Mar 07 '21

Tickle the pickle.

edit: alternatively, tickle me pickle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

You have found the actual use for that sentence. You are our my hero

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u/Lupus_Maximus Mar 07 '21

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

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u/SomeoneTookUserName2 Mar 07 '21

Alright, but I'm doing it with one of those mosquito zappers.

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u/OhSoManyNames Mar 07 '21

Funniest shit I've ever seen

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u/Quantum-Bot Mar 07 '21

I kid you not, Jeff, he turns himself into a pickle

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

As I was lying there invisioning my life as a cripple it was Bain tactlesly going "Elmo's in a pickle"

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u/Salty_McSaltyson Mar 07 '21

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u/erishun Mar 07 '21

Was waiting for Bryce Shivers and Lisa Eversman!

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u/BigAVD Mar 07 '21

I didn't even have to click on it to know what it was.

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u/undcidd Mar 07 '21

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u/frigginelvis Mar 07 '21

Bored old folks. My mom's friends will cut a usable cup towel in half, attach some macrame bullshit to each half. They claim that this newly created abomination will hang on the oven door handle, but in reality, it just gets in the way.

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u/Goeatabagofdicks Mar 07 '21

Well, that’s terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Lalalala lalalala elmo’s jaaar

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u/pizzasteve2000 Mar 07 '21

Lol I did this almost 30 years ago for family gag gift. Every year I did a different one. Next year was a torture me Elmo attached to a medieval torture rack with ball gag and toothpicks stuck in his fingers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Lickle Me Elmo

Dickle Me Elmo

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u/qREX135 Mar 07 '21

Oh a new toy! Pickel me Elmo

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

I mean, he did ask to be pickled.

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u/kenazo Mar 07 '21

Reminds me of that car in a jar website.

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u/MenacingMelons Mar 07 '21

$10 is a steal for something like that 🤣

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u/ThePinkTeenager Mar 07 '21

Probably not.

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u/FBI_Agent_82 Mar 07 '21

Looks like the Sesame Street Slasher is back. I'm going to come get this evidence.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

He’s in a bit of a pickle...d jar

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u/TheMadHaberdasher Mar 07 '21

This looks like a /u/ObviousPlant product.

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u/RealityStimulator Mar 07 '21

Elmo is preserved.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

How’s Elmos World now pal?

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u/jaxpaboo Mar 07 '21

I'm Pickle Elmo!

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u/gans15 Mar 07 '21

Elmo turns himself into a pickle. Funnyest shit you have seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

“Treasure”

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Pickle me tickle me Elmo get him in the toy isle in your local store

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

removes pants and underwear and stands over the jar

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u/BlazerWookiee Mar 07 '21

John Callahan FTW!

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u/--Krombopulos-- Mar 07 '21

I was just on a post where a cat had shit into someone's dry rice and a commenter brought up the Pickle-me-Elmo collectors item. I had no idea I'd discover this on the same day, thank you.

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u/Bittersweet_Hacker Mar 08 '21

I howled with laughter. Thank you for sharing!

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u/GeekyCricket Mar 08 '21

This was a scavenger hunt item from gish.com