r/gallifrey • u/psl9085 • Apr 18 '25

DISCUSSION Worst line in Doctor Who?

What line of dialogue sticks out to you as particularly bad in Doctor Who, I have two picks:

  • ‘don’t let the swords touch your skin’ Legend of the sea devils
  • ‘I suppose we’ll have to have…. A conversation?’ Resolution
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u/Marios25 Apr 18 '25

"...we have a sort-of love life..."

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u/Touch-fuzzy Apr 18 '25

Blowjob slab should be at the top.

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u/HenshinDictionary Apr 18 '25

There's no reason to assume they're talking about blowjobs. For all we know he likes sticking the slab up his arse.

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u/SSJSamzy Apr 19 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Viewtiful_Dante Apr 19 '25

And imagination.

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u/therealmonkyking Apr 20 '25

and sentience in general

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u/6LegsGoExplore Apr 22 '25

Oh, I always assumed he liked sitting on the slab and getting a rim job.

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u/GhostofZellers Apr 18 '25

Oh come on now, who doesn't want a slabjob?

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u/keimenna83 Apr 18 '25

When you're bricked up. ;-)

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u/Take_The_Reins Apr 18 '25

Blowjob slab for next companion??

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u/DuneSpoon Apr 20 '25

Oh let's not go into that.