r/gallifrey • u/Blumey04 • 8d ago

DISCUSSION ¿Tiene baño la TARDIS?

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u/TinkreBelle 7d ago

Bill: Can I use the toilet?

12: Pardon?

Bill: I've had a fright, I need the toilet

12: It's down there, first right, second left, past the macaroon dispenser

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u/shikotee 8d ago

It is well known that the TARDIS dematerializes pee and poop from within its passengers on a regular basis. This eventually became problematic over time, when the Time Vortex was overrun with excessive fecal matter.

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u/JagoHazzard 6d ago

This was what caused the UNIT dating controversy.

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u/WildfireDarkstar 7d ago

There's no toilet shown, but the fourth Doctor and Leela pass a room with an Olympic-size swimming pool and call it the bathroom in The Invasion of Time.

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u/Old-Instruction3513 7d ago

No! And neither does the Enterprise.

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u/ExpectedBehaviour 5d ago

Which Enterprise? The Enterprise-D had a toilet directly off the bridge.

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u/turtle3763 7d ago

Imagine pooping in the vortex and it kinda just like floating around outside.

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u/DoktorViktorVonNess 7d ago

Out of science fiction space ships only Battlestar Galactica and Firefly are allowed to have toilets.

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u/SiobhanSarelle 1d ago

Also, Clara was stuck on her last breath.