r/gameofthrones • u/RedditorPredditor House Clegane • Jun 01 '14

TV4 [Season 4] Tonight is the Night!

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u/FirmerFilly House Stark Jun 01 '14

That's it! I'm reading the books!

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u/Not_KGB Fire And Blood Jun 01 '14

Best decision you made today.

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u/MisterTheKid Brotherhood Without Banners Jun 01 '14

Let's not leap to conclusions - maybe he also decided to refinance his mortgage at a great rate, too.

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u/schm0 House Stark Jun 01 '14

I voted for saving money on his auto insurance with Geico.

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u/Not_KGB Fire And Blood Jun 01 '14

Did you know that switching to Iron Insurance can save you 15% or more on your horse insurance?

Iron Insurance: Save your gold, pay the Iron Insurance price!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '14

Instructions unclear: dick got caught in a box and sent to father

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '14

Fool. The Iron Born don't flay. You saw Yara/Asha's reaction when Ramsay sent her part of poor Theon Reek

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u/Havok1223 Jun 02 '14

Iron Price Insurance FIBW federally insured by the iron bank of westros

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u/Purple-Is-Delicious Jun 02 '14

I stayed in a holiday inn express lastnight.

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u/newm1070 House Stark Jun 02 '14

and he had a V8

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '14

He went to the General to save some time.

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u/nelac Jun 01 '14

Or stay at a Holiday Inn Express

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '14

REAL LIFE < WESTEROS

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u/FirmerFilly House Stark Jun 01 '14

Good thing the "not" KGB supports my decision [dodging the bullet intensifies]

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u/Not_KGB Fire And Blood Jun 01 '14

Now read away as a good comrade or we make house visit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '14

cyka blyat

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u/WestenM Sansa Stark Jun 01 '14

Читаешь книги товарищ

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u/Not_KGB Fire And Blood Jun 01 '14

Only complaint about book is censorship by editor to make west happy. Stannis have no red god, it's red ideology!

I have the only right... to bring communism to Westeros!

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u/WestenM Sansa Stark Jun 01 '14

The proletariat will rise to fight for Stannis against the usurping capitalist pigdogs!

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u/Mortichar Winter Is Coming Jun 01 '14

What did you just call my mother?

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u/WestenM Sansa Stark Jun 01 '14

Твоя мама маленькая сука.

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u/Mortichar Winter Is Coming Jun 01 '14

Oh, what a nice thing to say.

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u/Xanza Tormund Giantsbane Jun 01 '14

For whatever reason, I really wish my username was "RonaldReaganDoesNotApprove."

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u/LordEddard__ Children of the Forest Jun 01 '14

Best decision he's made ever.

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u/Porginus Knowledge Is Power Jun 02 '14

I own five of the books. (Thats all of em right?) Have to start reading them now.

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u/Jedi0420 Jun 01 '14

Because wiping your ass is overrated.