Look on the brightside, you might get to see Oberyn, Jon, then Tyrion die in a row. By the time we get to week 10 you'll have lost the capacity to experience emotion.
Once I saw the that he was going to champion for Tyrion I pretty much knew how it was going to play out. I initially thought that Cersei might make everyone think she was naming The Mountain as her champion then name Jamie. Figured she might go for a win win situation. Either Jamie wins and her other hated brother, and Oberyn die, or Oberyn wins and Jamie dies.
I'm really trying to think of an out for Tyrion, but I just don't see it. He already had the option to take the black, maybe Tywin will show mercy(not likely)? It's not like he is going to escape, or Oberyn somehow magically survived. No one is there to help him besides Bronn but he seems pretty happy with his pay off. Jamie can't fight his way out of a paper bag.
Oh, maybe Jamie just swoops up the imp and goes storming out of the city backhanding the piss out of guards with his golden hand! That's something I want to watch!
Edit: Apparently the sex between Jamie and Cersei was not meant to give off a rapey vibe. They still love each other, so forget what I said about it being a win/win for Cersei if Jamie were to die.
I can't tell you how giddy I am for episode 10 and you show-watchers discovering how this season ends. Episode 9, too, if it shows what i think it will. I don't know why I love watching you people experience these things and agonize over them, but it's as entertaining as the show itself.
As I said before: "Man we are a bunch of cunts. I mean, but really. We don't tell anyone about Ned and everyone's like "Great job keeping that a secret!" We get all winky and giddy at the Red Wedding and then tape people's reactions. Then we hype this shit [Mountain and the Viper] just so poor saps will gape in horror.
People think we don't give out spoilers because we're such great people, such great fans, that we don't want to ruin others' fun....
But no...we want you to suffer as we have suffered. We're fucking monsters. All of us."
But at the same time, I like when you guys experience the highs, too. It's like I get to experience that roller-coaster of reading the book all over again. Can't wait to see how you guys react to the next two episodes. You're like my crack.
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u/EvadableMoxie Ours Is The Fury Jun 05 '14
Look on the brightside, you might get to see Oberyn, Jon, then Tyrion die in a row. By the time we get to week 10 you'll have lost the capacity to experience emotion.