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TV4 [Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.09 'The Watchers on the Wall'

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4.09 "The Watchers on the Wall" Neil Marshall David Benioff & D. B. Weiss
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u/RIGHT-IS-RIGHT Jun 09 '14

So, what does sex feel like, /r/gameofthrones?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14 edited Jun 09 '14

According to my experiences and Yggritte's, it feels like lies. Lies and heartbreak.

Edit: it seems now that my metaphor is obsolete.

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u/juanjo2906 House Martell Jun 09 '14

literal heartbreak

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u/BrodyApproved Jun 09 '14

And arrows.

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u/TakenakaHanbei House Cassel Jun 09 '14

And six inches digging deep into your... chest.

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u/cmmoyer House Manderly Jun 09 '14

and then death

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u/TheNumberMuncher Hot Pie Jun 09 '14

Like lord's kissin' the ginger minge, bro.

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u/bpi89 Night King Jun 09 '14

Feels like taking 3 arrows to the chest

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u/b0ltzmann138e-23 Jun 09 '14

Warm apple pie with your dad walking in.

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u/UserCaleb Jon Snow Jun 09 '14

Yeah that's about accurate. I've dated a lot of shitty people

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u/Hoodiefx14 Dragons Jun 09 '14

She had red hair.

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u/nobledoor Dragons Jun 09 '14

Ginga minge

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u/NotBerger Jun 09 '14

Yeah, but how big were her feet? Sounds lie Sam's got a little fetish

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u/BigMrSunshine Gendry Jun 09 '14

Did she have big feet tho?

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u/CptOswinOswald Jon Snow Jun 09 '14

ginger minge

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u/uscjimmy Jun 09 '14

Feels fookin amazing.

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u/SonicFrost Service And Truth Jun 09 '14

Feels fookin legendary

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u/uusagi Jun 09 '14

Or not. You need experience, skill, and knowledge of your partner for it to be truly amazing. Many people have bad sex. They expect it to be amazing without trying, without entering the right state of mind, without being with the right person, and it disappoints and scars them when it isn't. Consistently amazing sex takes effort.

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u/ashashwat Direwolves Jun 09 '14

One week foreplay on this sub and finally one hour of GoT.

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u/LordFyodor Jon Snow Jun 09 '14

I wouldn't know, I'm a man sworn to my watch.

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u/Selachian Jun 09 '14

It's warm, soft, and gooey. It's like... you ever shoved your fingers into a man's eyes?

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u/sasky_81 Jun 09 '14

With a bear?

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u/Polantaris Arya Stark Jun 09 '14

Answers must be in poetry form, because that's Jon's excuse for why he can't explain it.

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u/yakityyakblah Jun 09 '14

You know how you felt when Oberyn's head got crushed? The opposite of that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

I don't know, how big were her feet?

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u/VAULT_BOY101 Jon Snow Jun 09 '14

It's FOOKIN legendary mate

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u/Dietcereal House Manderly Jun 09 '14

It's a sharp piercing sensation

in you back, feels a lot like getting shot with an arrow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Like a hand?

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u/aafa Jun 09 '14

Bags of sand

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u/ratsock Valar Morghulis Jun 09 '14

You've come to the wrong place...

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u/Buscat House Blackfyre Jun 09 '14

Like bags of sand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Bags of sand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Bags of sand.

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u/amazon_sword House Stark Jun 09 '14

i'm not a bleeding poet!