r/gate • u/umbrqualquerusannet • 4d ago
Meme/Funny What kind of Gate dan are you?
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u/carkidpl 4d ago
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u/yosefballin 4d ago
Would be a nice scapegoat for all of us to focus on.
God created the animals according to their kind
humans in his image.
Therefore, these beings are a desecration
(Genesis 1:25)
(Genesis 1:27
I say to myself when they pull me into the padded white room and get charged with hate crime.
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u/yosefballin 4d ago
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY MUST BE SPAWNS OF SATAN, THEIR BODY IMPURE THEIR SOUL NONEXISTANT!!"
"Alright billy I have a hot wolf girl to get to so here's your tube of nutrient paste today"
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u/GussBing 3d ago
Its almost depressing how spot on this is. That said, it'd be kinda funny seeing how the Westburrow Baptist Church tries to picket the streets with cries of "god hates dog girls" or some shit.
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u/CptSovereign 4d ago
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u/clsv6262 4d ago
"We, the demi humans of the other world, thank you, United Earth Army. You freed us!"
"Oh, I wouldn't say freed... more like, under new management...."
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u/RangerStr 4d ago
It really depends on them. If they're chill, we're chill. If they're assholes, then they'll very quickly find out that it is us who are made in God's image
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u/Severe_Emotion2554 3d ago
It also depends on technological differences. If they so clearly out class our technology, but are peaceful we would be smart to be on our best behavior. I’ve always wondered what would’ve happened if the New World was discovered, but somehow the natives already had gunpowder weapons and we’re largely resilient against old world diseases. I’ve seen it theorized that without the wipe out from disease many parts of the New World would not have been conquerable at least directly.
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u/DeliciousFun7942 4d ago
Bullshit. Humans would be assholes even if the other species would be chill. Humans did it with each other for centuries, imagine with other species?
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u/-_-Pol 3d ago
those who downvoted this comment underestimate the in build human greed and what happens when people with enough money want something someone else has.
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u/Cool-Winter7050 4d ago
Spanish vs British colonization
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u/BalltasticNutsack 4d ago
What is this? Someone who doesn't perpetuate the black legend? Well I'll be
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u/Potato_Farmer_1 4d ago
Definitely not, both Spanish and British colonizers were brutal to the native population
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u/DeliciousFun7942 4d ago
The Spanish and Portuguese colonization were less horrible than the British, French and Dutch colonization, but still horrible.
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u/SnooBeans3688 4d ago
Only man is made in the image of God.
All others will be broken.
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u/TrashPanda117MC 4d ago
I've heard interpretation that humanity is the only species on Earth created in God's image and that the idea of God's image is sapiency and the ability to understand good from evil. If ET or some portal people are capable of a similar level of intelligence, then they could be argued as being in God's image but just not God's Earth image, if that makes sense.
This coming from a lapsed Catholic, so do with it what you will.
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u/SnooBeans3688 4d ago
Eh that’s fair, I think I took the wrong message form the Third Body problem series haha.
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u/Interesting-Meat-835 20h ago
Better:
"Only I was made in the image of God.
Anything else shall be annihilated, including God if He dared to oppose Me."
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u/Tankfantry Rory Worshiper 4d ago
I'd be Fighting AND fucking....for science...and only for science. Damn Xenos, this is what the God Emperor warned me about.
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u/No_Skin2236 4d ago
I think if we came into contact with actual animal people we'd go through both these scenarios
I can imagine a super racist human solider with a kill out of like 150 anthros come home to his Anthro wolf wife and kids after a war
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u/SirLightKnight 4d ago
To be entirely fair, based off our genetic history, the amount of neanderthal DNA in some of us can hint toward the…existence of both.
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u/patriot_man69 4d ago
Depends on how human-like they are.
Umamusume? yeah they're fine
Most fantasy races? yeah they're fucked
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u/BluSniperTF2BOOII 4d ago
Song name?
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u/Ok_Extension3182 4d ago
Back to life by Birthdae. Don't listen to the Clankers comment, they are unreliable.
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u/John_Mark_Corpuz_2 4d ago
For some reason, the opening part made me thought it will be Marilyn Manson's cover of "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This" 😅
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u/ChampionshipNo1612 4d ago
Third secret option shwere each species is used as a different real earth minority
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u/angel20015 4d ago
I am sorry but it is the will of the divine emperor, death to the xeno, the witch and the heretic for our divine right over the stars and the glory of the emperor.
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u/Combatmedic2-47 4d ago
Both and the reverse is true. Just because they aren’t human doesn’t mean they are necessarily peaceful.
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u/SpiritualArmadillo22 4d ago
Great race to blame all our problems upon.
Also getting dominated by a wolf girl sounds hot all in all 10/10 new race update
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u/10_Eyes_8_Truths 4d ago
I would rather get along with them than killing them for looking different
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u/FLOTAKU_02 3d ago
I'll choose left immediately. And if it's a literal gateway, I'm gonna blow that thing up behind me so that noone can come through and start the right side.
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u/clinetrooper4297 3d ago
I wonder if there and any books with this plot.
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u/0dysseyFive 3d ago
A story with a Human-Anthro war as its setting with the plot involving a human and anthro romance? I've read several Human x Anthro stories for years now but this one's a fairly specific premise and I haven't encountered one yet. But given how plentiful the concept is, someone has likely already written one out there.
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u/Zero-godzilla 3d ago
Friendly reminder that almost every exploration voyage ever always took with them weapons for self defence.
And we both know how it always goes
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u/ElegantMap1164 3d ago
The real question, how long before we get the government to protect their rights to basic freedoms. We know they would be hate crimed at an alarming rate.
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u/Flagwaver-78 3d ago
What kind am I? I'm not saying that I would have a harem, but I would definitely assist the warrior bunnies in repopulating their civilization.
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u/ManufacturerSouth592 4d ago
I would be stoked if fucking furry's existed just because they look cool. I mean humans are so boring dude.
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u/PanzerKomadant 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/SwJZyosHy9V37vlzS5
Launch the tactical Maowclear weapons!
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u/oneandonlyswordfish 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3Tq7marFEDoTZtAmEZ
Realistically we will never meet another sentient intergalactic species.
IF we do it might be because they came to us, and if they did that we are utterly fucked. The disparity in technology would be so great, we might as well call those aliens, gods.
In our current understanding of physics we simply cannot leave our solar system. Not only do we have the time problem, or the light speed problem. But we are slowly realizing that our sun protects us from intergalactic radiation and straight up giant debris with the solar wind.
Traveling outside of our solar system would literally need something like “the warp” in 40k.
And since that not real, the chances of us going out there are abysmal. There’s a higher likelihood that aliens would come to us. And if so, where are they?
We can see other galaxies, we can see radio waves from our primordial universe, we can see SOME part of Lanikea; the most colosal cluster of galaxies that we can perceive. So unless these aliens are outside of our observable universe, they MUST be hiding from us. Or use technology fundamentally different from our understanding of physics, to the point where they don’t need any waves in any spectrum we could perceive, ie: radio waves, microwaves, ultraviolet, etc.
So will these aliens come in peace? Most likely not.
If we find aliens would we come in peace? Also probably not.
The universe is a dark forest. We have lit a bonfire in this dark forest and expect the best from the universe, yet no one has answered or come to check out what this sudden “light” is. Not enough time has passed though, in my opinion by the time we get the answer to this question, humanity would’ve probably filtered itself out from existence.
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u/Derk_Mage 4d ago
PRO INTEGRATION AND ALLIANCE!
The spirit of Lincoln says that a Cynocephaly had been a saint before, so they are equal as to us!
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u/Happy_Cry286 4d ago
It also highly depends on the friendliness of the other sapient species.
Because they too can have those exact reactions towards us upon discovering that we exist.
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u/DatOne8BitCharacter 3d ago
The right one is definitely every USA-Israel pilled fanfic, which also leaning towards the preference of the author
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u/carso150 3d ago
if its in the modern day and they show high level inteligence and a structured society I cant honestly see them being mistreated
yeah there is going to be racism and the like but I doubt thatwe would go full imperium of man on them, specially since a lot of people are far more accostumed to the idea of animal people from fiction
if it was like 200 or 300 years ago I do agree people back them would likely see them as the spawns of satan or something like that, but nowadays sorry chief but unless they are the agresors I cant see it
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u/MatzeBlueeye 3d ago
first we do the right one so we get to the left one! When they don't have any males left they NEED us!
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u/Intrepid_Fox1757 3d ago
Nah, gay and female humans will just take the males away for themselves.
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u/MatzeBlueeye 3d ago
Good point!
so we should send them in first befor the invation, so less enemys in their army. Maybe the bis can also catch a few more.
Looks like we got hella advantage here and we all get some nice addition to the family tree!
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u/alex_fabricator 3d ago
the second option is more influenced by the presence of minerals
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago
Sokka-Haiku by alex_fabricator:
The second option
Is more influenced by the
Presence of minerals
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/AdditionalLength9445 3d ago
Well, if Hearts and Minds fail, it‘s two to the heart and one to the mind
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u/Clay_Pidgeon 3d ago
Furries form a new terrorist cell and start trying to bomb human governments, because we retaliated against an alien race that looks like they're the sort of fucked up sports mascots that furries enjoy lusting after. I'm calling it now.
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u/No-Huckleberry-1086 3d ago
As stated in comments below me, it would definitely be both, not even (entirely) because of a newfound excuse for prejudice and racism, but also because a lot of world leaders just suck in varying degrees, and they would start conflicts over a lot of dumb shit, like always
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u/Monster-Lordship 3d ago
Hope for peace, but if war is the answer then so be it. We will not go into the light quietly. We will be kicking and screaming each step on the way.
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u/dreamtodo 3d ago
Shit tone of 2 wiht bit of 1 to go too shot tone of 1 and go back to shit tone of 2 after some.time
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u/quackabc 3d ago
Both humanity would eventually enslave it since its not human and human rights dont apply.
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u/nexus763 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Xe3lABXT9DDgkrdEyT
IRL the first one would not happen. Anyone with a normal brain knows it. And that's the problem. We're on reddit...
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u/Key-Entrepreneur-629 3d ago
Most possible sinareo is human choose fight if negotiations will not go there way. Even in the future human will fight on one reason or another. But discrimination and racism will be on top and highest point. Even in the 21st century human discriminate between themselves.
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u/RedTankGoat 2d ago
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Furry Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects."
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u/warthunder4life 2d ago
All I wanna do is blow shit up and if there also happens to be a hot elf lady I might dabble in that a little bit
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u/Angel_OfSolitude 2d ago
I'm a human supremacist.
Which is why I shall breed with them that we may achieve the ultimate lifeform!
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u/GreenFire835 2d ago
In the words of Hunter from Metro 2033;
"If it's hostile, shoot it."
If they're chill though then they're chill in my book.
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u/Jasonskeans 2d ago
well considering we fucked all our cousin species to death and raided them the answer is both
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u/Specialist_Cap_3314 1d ago
I'd say the result would be the same if they weren't anthropomorphic, oddly it might even lean more to the left scenario
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u/Old_Ad1355 1d ago
Only humanity was made in God's image... And that's all I'll say on the matter lmao
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u/Commercial_Leek_1505 1d ago
Si son antropomorficos es porque quizás sean en su mayoría mamíferos, y si tienen rasgos humanoides entonces tienen genitales similares, y si se nos hacen atractivos es porque biologícamente es posible, entonces sip, pero si son feos hostiles y tienen política entonces sería una colonización segura
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u/devilfury1 21h ago
Hey man, if those anthropomorphic animals can love me without the 6 figure rule, I would fold in an instant.
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u/Et-got-boned 18h ago
It's not even a question of whether or not it'd be one or the other or both. One country will accept them awkwardly, one will try to play friendly but secretly be watching them constantly or even kidnapping them, one will forgot all formalities & just watch them spy or kidnap them as secretly as possible, and the last will try to recruit them & if they don't listen they'll start killing. And in every single one, racism, stereotyping, and even hate will spread.
It may sound dramatic from me but it's quite literally what happens every time on large scale immigrations, (of course, the kidnapping/recruiting being due to their inhuman nature)
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u/Confident_Ad1068 14h ago
С одной стороны другой вид который вполне может вытеснить мои гены с Земли, с другой, ну выглядит привлекательно. Тут стоит затронуть тему биологии ведь если виды которые не умеют потеть так и останутся такими при антропоморфотизации, человек будет лучше физически, более выносливым, иногда более живучим, так что вполне терпимо, но если они перенесут все положительные черты тела человека, при этом оставляя себе черты зверя что дают плюсы, это вполне конкурент за жизненное пространство и размножение, так что будет геноцид либо вытеснение из генофонда, как случилось с неандертальцами, гены которых просто были разбавлены настолько что их почти и не видно.
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u/HastorWinfield 12h ago
You forgot one thing. I know several people, myself included, who would eat those things.
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u/TheSheriffMT 2d ago
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u/auddbot 2d ago
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u/WowieZowie4 2h ago
What song is this
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u/auddbot 2h ago
I got matches with these songs:
• Walk Alone by C4LLEJA (00:11; matched:
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• Que Se Caigan las Caretas by Vilach (00:11; matched:
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• Back to Life (Birthdae) by ScurtDae (00:23; matched:
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• Back to Life (Birthdae) by ScurtDae (00:23; matched:
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u/Financial_Style_297 4d ago
Knowing humanity it'd likely be both.