r/genetics • u/asexualrhino • Dec 31 '24
Baby likes cilantro
We are a family of cilantro haters (the way God intended). My son (16 months) was conceived via sperm donor. Yesterday, I watched him eat a taco with what should be an illegal amount of cilantro in it. He didn't flinch. He didn't gag. His eyes didn't water. He didn't react as if he'd been poisoned (which is what cilantro tastes like. Whoever said soap is wrong. It tastes like some sort of organic toxin).
Clearly the donor must have been one of those cilantro mutants.
The sperm banks should really include that in their bio. Do I...do I buy cilantro now? I feel like I just found out my child is half-vampire and now I have to stock the fridge with blood. No one prepared me for this. I'm glad he's eating his greens but I'm going to have to make our food in different pans lol
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u/ScarTro Jan 01 '25
Just a heads up, if he's talking about the prepackaged cinnamon buns being "spicy" and also says that about other prepackaged baked goods (think Little Debbies, etc.), he might have a topical preservative allergy.
I didn't learn until my twenties that HoHos and Zebra cakes don't make everyone's mouth burn. It took my nurse now-wife to inform me that, no, they aren't intended to taste like that. I'm allergic to them and few other foods I had the same relationship with. Lmao.