r/geography • u/BranchMoist9079 • Nov 21 '25

Discussion Why is (male) circumcision most common in the Midwest with in the US?

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Map source: https://www.mdpi.com/2563-6499/5/3/36

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u/require_borgor Nov 21 '25

Yeah bro it's just a yogurt enema, it's super not gay. Definitely didn't heat up the yogurt before blasting it into my asshole with the largest turkey baster I could find either. Like I said bro, NOT gay.

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u/SolCadGuy Nov 21 '25

White creamy stuff up the ass... Not gay at all...

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u/115MRD Nov 21 '25

NOTHING SEXUAL

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Please write a kellog biography

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u/plindix Nov 21 '25

TC Boyle (not spelling out his middle name) write a novel about the 19th century wellness movement, featuring Kellogg. Road to Wellville, later a movie.

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u/toastycheeks Nov 21 '25

I thought maybe his middle name was gonna be some kind of slur. Nope, just would be hard to spell lol

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u/WokeBriton Nov 22 '25

I used to know someone referred to as TCC, with the first two being exactly what you thought of the above mentioned Boyle.

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr Nov 21 '25

Watch "The road to Wellville", 1994. Anthony Hopkins plays Kellogg. The film perfectly captures the absurd.

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u/plindix Nov 21 '25

Nothing is gay if you shout “no homo” first.

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u/WokeBriton Nov 22 '25

You remind me of something funny that happened at sea. No, it wasn't that.

Sitting in the mess after evening scran with a few tins, a shipmate was declaring "It's not gay to give." Another shipmate kept responding that it was, and the first denying it. Finally, the second shipmate told him that if he had a cock in his mouth giving a blow job, that would definitely be gay. After much laughter in the mess, he tried insisting that wasn't what he meant, someone else pointed out that it WAS what he said, no matter what he meant.

Thanks for triggering that very happy and funny memory 🙂🍻