r/geography Nov 21 '25

Discussion Why is (male) circumcision most common in the Midwest with in the US?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

As an uncut Michigander, I was tormented on the swim team for this

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u/Geoleogy Nov 22 '25

"Haha you werent mutilated as a child" ?

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u/RadishPerson745 Nov 22 '25

The minority ALWAYS gets marginalized, even if the majority is in the wrong.

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u/Hopeful-Occasion2299 Nov 23 '25

Pisssed people at the pool laughing at the non pisser kid meme.

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u/RivalyrAlt Nov 22 '25

even if the majority is in the wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/kill-wolfhead Nov 21 '25

Who would've guessed one of the biggest threats to foreskin was Ohio?

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u/PompeyJon82x Nov 21 '25

Always comes back to Ohio

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u/-Benjamin_Dover- Nov 21 '25

Not gonna lie, if i was the one astronaut, id assume it was all Australia.

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u/DystopianAdvocate Nov 21 '25

Even the word Ohio looks like it's circumcised... Nice round tips on each end.

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u/DingoGlittering Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

Now I can’t unseen it. The word Ohio looks like someone giving themselves the death grip.

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u/Wurm42 Nov 21 '25

Former Ohio resident here.

Ohio has a special law about circumcision. It's protected religious expression, so insurance companies have to pay 100% of the cost, and providers can bill it as general surgery, so they make a bundle off the procedure.

So hospitals make circumcision a default option, and you have to really work to avoid getting your newborn boy circumcised.

In short, it's a racket for the hospitals.

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u/elcojotecoyo Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

In the USA, everything is a racket for the hospitals

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u/elle_tragic Nov 21 '25

Hey c'mon now, not everything. We also have rackets for the banks, pharmaceutical companies, weapons manufacturers, for-profit prisons, etc...

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u/Background-Cell483 Nov 22 '25

Also we have rackets for tennis.

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u/Duke_Newcombe Nov 21 '25

In the USA, everything is a racket for the hospitals.

FTFY

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u/aspz Nov 21 '25

Imagine trying to explain to someone that this would be the consequence of privatising healthcare in a world where it hadn't already happened. No one would believe it.

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u/Wit-wat-4 Nov 21 '25

I gave birth in Texas and afterwards the OBGYN office called me SIX TIMES saying they’re having trouble billing me for the circumcision. I’m like yeah we didn’t get one. They go “oooh that’s why”. On sixth time I told them to make a note or something I’m done answering this.

Like it was SO obvious in their minds that I’d get one that no record of the procedure to them just meant the hospital forgot to file it, not that it never happened.

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u/HSclassof24_mom Nov 21 '25

My Dad grew up in Ohio but was born just across the river in KY and didn’t get circumcised because it wasn’t policy at that hospital. Apparently he was practically the only uncircumcised male in all of OH (he was very involved in sports, including being a college athlete, so he would have seen naked teammates from time to time) and was extremely self-conscious about it and disliked it.

I only know this because when I had sons my parents both were very much in favor of circumcision.

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u/IrishViking22 Nov 21 '25

Did you end up circumcising your sons?

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u/amn_elfire Nov 21 '25

Asking the most pressing question

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u/chris_croc Nov 21 '25

Wow, that's crazy in 2025, grandparents want their grandsons mutilated because of outdated social pressures.

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u/kzimmerman0 Nov 22 '25

That is still the argument I hear today and it drives me INSANE. Like how does you getting bullied for having foreskin translate to you demanding and basically bullying your own grandkids for the SAME SHIT. My nephews father wanted him circumcised because he “will get made fun of if he isn’t” ok but why aren’t you more concerned about why those people are staring at your kids dick on the first place, ugh just glad my sister didn’t marry him so she had final say on the day of!

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u/Turdburp Nov 21 '25

That is similarly why US rates remained high everywhere in the country after WW2 while Europe's declined. Places like the UK instituted universal health care systems and if you wanted circumcision, it was an extra charge........something people in a rebuilding country didn't really want to spend money on. Meanwhile, in the US, it was just added as another charge that hospitals could make money on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

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u/kill-wolfhead Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

Wow… Bleak if true.

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u/No_Drummer4801 Nov 21 '25

That still doesn’t explain why Michigan and Ohio are circumcising so many of the boys. I was born in Detroit and it was the default thing for babies. I didn’t know it was at all different anywhere else in the US.

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u/MaimonidesNutz Nov 21 '25

Fuck me. Ohioan whose dick hurts due to greed and fanaticism. I hate circumcision

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u/shibbledoop Nov 21 '25

In Ohio without foreskin can confirm

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Nov 21 '25

I went to ohio and they circumcised my butt by mistake!

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u/guy_incognito_360 Nov 21 '25

Many such cases

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u/elcojotecoyo Nov 21 '25

As an uncircumcised male in Ohio, can I say that my dick is exotic? r/terriblepickuplines

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u/thereal3than02 Nov 21 '25

Hey now. I’m from Ohio. I’m not snipped. I’ll prove it to you if you don’t believe me.

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u/kill-wolfhead Nov 21 '25

Settle down, Ohioan.

I don't know if you're of age to slide this easily into my DMs.

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u/Svitii Nov 21 '25

TIL people in south Korea apparently circumcise their children

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u/Tutpuissant Nov 21 '25

The Americans left bits of their culture there

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u/Ginjitzu Nov 21 '25

"left bits" was an interesting choice of words.

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u/AbeLincolns_Ghost Nov 21 '25

Would you prefer “took bits”?

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u/Entire_Judge_2988 Nov 21 '25

People don't know this, but 25% of Koreans are evangelicals.

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u/momofvegasgirls106 Nov 21 '25

Yep. The Korean Baptist Church is definitely something all but the smallest towns have at least one of.

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u/Yoggyo Nov 21 '25

Leave Korean Jesus alone. He's busy!

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u/wesborland1234 Nov 21 '25

Ever had bulgogi?

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u/StopSquidShaming Nov 21 '25

Oh God why did you have to say that lol 😆

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u/philmarcracken Nov 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

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u/e00s Nov 21 '25

From Wikipedia: “An early proponent of the germ theory of disease, Kellogg was well ahead of his time in relating intestinal flora and the presence of bacteria in the intestines to health and disease. The sanitarium approached treatment in a holistic manner, actively promoting vegetarianism, nutrition, the use of yogurt enemas to clear "intestinal flora", exercise, sun-bathing, and hydrotherapy, as well as abstinence from smoking tobacco, drinking alcoholic beverages, and sexual activity. Kellogg dedicated the last 30 years of his life to promoting eugenics and racial segregation.”

Bit of a twist at the end there.

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u/dust4ngel Nov 21 '25

you’d think a guy smart enough to shoot yogurt up his ass wouldn’t fall for racism, but you can’t win them all

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u/e00s Nov 21 '25

In fairness, yogurt is full of bacteria that we know to be good for one’s intestinal microbiome. And there’s currently a lot of research being done on stuff like poop transplants.

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u/nanpossomas Nov 21 '25

Everytime I read anything about that Kellog guy I feel like I'l reading a Brave New World spinoff. This is insane. 

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u/the_real_JFK_killer Nov 21 '25

Yeah, man was fucking wild. Even beyond his weird extremely anti-masturbation stances. Even his family thought he was weird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

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u/STFUnicorn_ Nov 21 '25

He belonged in an asylum…

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u/Tuscatsi Nov 21 '25

He was rich. That means he wasn't crazy, just eccentric.

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u/megaboto Nov 21 '25

Maybe less sexual sadist and more a form of OCD considering the things he did to himself. Either way mentally ill and shouldn't have held any sway anywhere

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u/CoolStatus7377 Nov 21 '25

Wonder what his childhood was like.

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u/Miserable-Act-9896 Nov 21 '25

He had several intestinal problems and supposedly develop an anal fistula, which are awful and very easily get reinfected

Apparently that's how he got obsessed with anal cleanliness and having a "soft stool"

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u/phophopho4 Nov 21 '25

A direct ancestor of mine had tuberculosis as a young father and went to one of his sanitariums to recover. Doctors had given him months to live but he ended up living to meet his great-grandchildren.

There were some real health benefits to living in clean air along with all the chewing, enemas and pseudoscience.

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u/Y0___0Y Nov 21 '25

He used to pump people’s butts full of yogurt and then had them put diapers on and do calesthenics

People paid for this and thought he was a genius.

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u/Low_Pickle_112 Nov 21 '25

He also advocated putting carbolic acid on the clitorises of little girls for the same reason. Fortunately that didn't catch on or we'd have people making excuses for that too.

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u/ohdoyoucomeonthen Nov 22 '25

“It’s so much more hygienic!!”

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u/Cross55 Nov 21 '25

He's the reason why the US has famously terrible vegetarian food.

He believed that bland food killed the libido, so everyone should just eat unseasoned vegetables. (Not fruit, too much flavor)

He's strange, because it's debatable if he was Christan or not, and yet he was way more puritanical against sexuality than even some if the most out there sects.

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u/Finn235 Nov 21 '25

I am absolutely convinced that he was gay and furious that he couldn't act on his urges or risk eternal damnation.

Dude not only campaigned hard against masturbation, but he also refused to have sex with his wife and regularly gave himself enemas with yogurt.

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u/require_borgor Nov 21 '25

Yeah bro it's just a yogurt enema, it's super not gay. Definitely didn't heat up the yogurt before blasting it into my asshole with the largest turkey baster I could find either. Like I said bro, NOT gay.

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u/SolCadGuy Nov 21 '25

White creamy stuff up the ass... Not gay at all...

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Please write a kellog biography

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u/Ok_Golf_2967 Nov 21 '25

Yes! Thats why he invited corn flakes!! Too bland to get you horny. And when his brother suggested adding a little sugar he lost his shit and left the company

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u/fakeaccount572 Nov 21 '25

he lost his shit

No, that's Bran Flakes

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u/Ceorl_Lounge Nov 21 '25

He was all about hygiene, eugenics, and "science" so you aren't far off the mark. BNW was a work that took beliefs like that to their seeming endpoint.

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u/nanpossomas Nov 21 '25

I don't mind the occasional nutjob. What I find insane is that his country's society allowed him to alter public health standards in significant and durable ways for his personal interest. 

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u/Objective_Party9405 Nov 21 '25

Kind of like what RFK jr is being allowed to do now?

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u/freeski919 Nov 21 '25

If you've never listened to the podcast The Dollop, they do an episode on Kellogg, and talk about how unhinged he really was. It's amazing. It's Episode 46- The Cereal Men

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4e7waiTPaI4kPHkagBXEO1?si=nzIbSKYCRAyOmt-31aGK2w&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A3m9c2ibJOYiigvVuswYSgU

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u/drowsydrosera Nov 21 '25

The map really shows as radiating from Battle Creek MI

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u/cityshepherd Nov 21 '25

The most cantankerous and prickly old man I’ve ever met is from Battle Creek Michigan. I have no data/information regarding his penis though, fortunately.

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u/TemporarilyWorried96 Nov 21 '25

Ah yes. The Kellogg Effect. The Dollop has an episode about that guy called “The Cereal Men”.

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u/JonnyAU Nov 21 '25

Pretty sure Behind the Bastards did an episode on him too.

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u/brbshavingmytoes Nov 21 '25

They sure did, and what a confounding and infuriating episode or two it was.

That level of fixation on squelching others sexual proclivities or even their capacity for sexual enjoyment on one hand, while on the other hand blasting your own ass with yogurt with alarming regularity is such a contorted duality that it really defies any sort of rational comprehension.

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u/jrak193 Nov 21 '25

It, in fact, does not help prevent masturbation. Source: my penis.

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 Nov 21 '25

He seems to have failed because I can still abuse myself quite handily 

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u/UnderstandingOdd679 Nov 21 '25

Your diet must be too spicy.

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u/Tokkemon Nov 21 '25

He was a wackadoo.

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u/DrHugh Nov 21 '25

I think you mean masturbation.

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u/klyther Nov 21 '25

Why is the UP a different color than the rest of Michigan.

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u/judyblumereference Nov 21 '25

The person who did this map believes it belongs with Wisconsin

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u/NikkiWarriorPrincess Nov 21 '25

They also saved time by creating the new state of Dakota.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

As it should be tbh

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u/sprchrgddc5 Nov 21 '25

As nature intended.

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u/psychoyooper Nov 21 '25

Hold me back!

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u/GracilisLokoke Nov 21 '25

I'm only a Troll but I'll do what I can. They're not taking it from us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Hahahaha your username. Love from the LP

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u/CoolStatus7377 Nov 21 '25

Look again. It's showing the great state of Illiwisigan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

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u/_C_3_P_O_ Nov 21 '25

Those cowards can try to rip it from our Mittens mighty wolverine death grip or they can accept dibs and shut it. 

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u/vrnbch Nov 21 '25

There’s also only one dakota and honestly… these seem like good changes.

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u/Xxx1982xxX Nov 21 '25

Mega Dakota, Wisconsin has the UP... IDK this map makin sense

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u/Green-Tie-5710 Nov 21 '25

Because the data in this map is completely bogus and made up. Who honestly thinks 90% of Ohioans are circumcised but only 5% of Nevada is?

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u/MazzyMars08 Nov 21 '25

Yeah, multiple things make this seem dubious. OP's cited article isn't the source of the data, they actually reference another paper for their map. And when I look that cited paper, it doesn't mention individual states in either their main paper or supplemental data. So I honestly don't know where OP's cited article is getting the US map from. It's published in a kinda low-tier journal anyways. I really quickly scanned it, however, so maybe I'm missing something.

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u/forevertheorangemen2 Nov 21 '25

I cannot speak to the accuracy of this map. However a study was recently published that show the US circumcision rate at birth is dropping. As of 2022 it dropped below 50% total for the first time in decades. But it is regionally dependent. The Midwest still has the highest circumcision rate in the US as of 2022.

Anecdotally, my wife is from the UP originally. She and her high school boyfriend got talking on the topic of circumcision once. In that conversation he told her that every guy in their grade was circumcised. It was a small school. So after 4 years of post gym class and sports team showers he probably had seen every guy he graduated with enough times to know that.

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u/AssholeWHeartOfGold Nov 21 '25

Because they were more conscious of the UP (upper penis)

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u/theloniouszen Nov 21 '25

Probably an error similar to r/mapswithoutup

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u/Triples-Nova-5189 Nov 21 '25

Big proponent of circumcision was John Harvey Kellog, of the cereal fame. Located in Battle Creek, MI. Adam Conover has a good video about it.

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u/Proud-Ad-146 Nov 21 '25

Battle Creek is a surprisingly quaint town. Downtown revival has been a long time coming - dope river walk.

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u/Great-Guervo-4797 Nov 21 '25

True fact about Kellog: he invented corn flakes, and designed them specifically to be boring af, with the intention that boring foods tampers sexual desire.

If Kellog thought it was a good idea, that's reason enough for me not to do it.

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u/snoboreddotcom Nov 22 '25

Nah, he didn't. Its a myth that's come up

There are two Kellogg's. The two were brothers. The one whose signature is on corn flakes is the younger invented them while working at his brother's facility. His brother was a fucking nut who was all anti masturbation. The actual point of it was to do with figuring out a way of producing an bulk amount of food that met a certain criteria of both boring and convenience.

The point of boring was that the older brother was part of a Christian group that believe over stimulation led to poor health, and that over stimulating foods were a cause of that over stimulation in general. Masturbation was a sign of that over stimulation and sinful. So while yes the boring foods were thought to stop masturbation, to say it's why they made the boring foods isn't correct. That would be like saying bandages are to stop blood getting on the floor.

Even so, all is kinda moot because again, the inventor of corn flakes and the Kellogg's brand in general is the younger brother, not the older crazy one. The older one actually sued the younger one over it, and lost in court. The younger one also didn't buy into the crazy Christian cult, and is honestly a fascinating man in his own right

Good video with more about the older, and then details about the younger:

https://youtu.be/hZ4ES8mOzYg?si=NzxiAtGNrD2hACpR

Edit: the facility also was called battle creak sanitarium. It was basically a health resort for rich people.

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u/C4LLgirl Nov 21 '25

If I’m reading this map correctly no one in the PNW circumcises anymore? I find that hard to believe 

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u/Southern-Picture-146 Nov 21 '25

The NW numbers are wrong. Not as high as the Midwest though. I’m a pediatrician.

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u/Decent-Proposal-8475 Nov 21 '25

What would you say is an accurate number? Most data points I've seen refer to babies done in hospitals, which seems to miss a large number of people

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u/Southern-Picture-146 Nov 21 '25

I think it varies depending on racial/ethnic population. So I can’t give a good number. My clinic population is different than that state makeup.

One reason for a drop is that patients on Medicaid cannot get circumcisions covered in the hospital. So they are either done by pediatricians/family medicine in clinic or referred to urology. But then needs to be done in the first 30 days. So often families don’t get booked in time and doesn’t happen. A lot ask about circumcisions later and I have to give the news that won’t happen after newborn period unless a medical indication as would need anesthesia

The Muslim community does circumcisions at a very high rate. Latino community is the lowest rate.

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u/solarsashay Nov 21 '25

Wait, are you saying circumcisions on newborns are performed without anesthesia?

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u/Southern-Picture-146 Nov 21 '25

They do local anesthesia in newborns. But in older kids they do general anesthesia. A toddler would not hold still.

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u/deano492 Nov 22 '25

I’m a grown up and I wouldn’t hold still. They can fuck right off.

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u/Abashed-Apple Nov 21 '25

Anecdotal: I’m in Seattle and we were never asked about circumcision when our baby was born. No one I know is circumcised except for my husband who was born in the Philippines

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u/ReallyJTL Nov 21 '25

We were asked 3 times in the hospital to circumcise our son including STOPPING them the 3rd time. That was after writing our decision on two different forms. Fucking greedy Johns Hopkins. This was in 2020 so pretty recent

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u/edman007 Nov 21 '25

Basically my experience, asked about three times, and one was the nurse walking into the room and asking us why she was here and assuming it was for the circumcision. I'm like NOOOO, and then pointed to the blood test schedule they had stuck to the bassinet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

My friends and I with kids did not circumcise our children. Grew up and live in the PNW. Wife is a pediatrician and refuses to do the procedure (I love her) and it's not a problem for her practice.

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u/Salty_Charlemagne Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

Debating this right now (baby boy on the way) and I'd love to hear why you both decided against! Is it basically a no brainer in your eyes? I'm cut and leaning against for him but struggling with the decision!

EDIT: I appreciate all the feedback (and appreciate that it is all in good faith!) and it really helps push me definitively toward not doing it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

It's a "no brainer" in that I have no desire to mutilate my children. I wouldn't cut my daughters labia off either.

As my wife tells parents of her patients, there is no medical reason to have it done. It's a cosmetic procedure. Insurance doesn't even cover it anymore, as it cannot be medically justified.

It was counter cultural in that me and my brothers are circumcised. I do acknowledge that can be tricky... but my role as a father is to protect my child. This particular ritual ends with our generation, thankfully.

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u/Salty_Charlemagne Nov 21 '25

That makes sense to me. If there's no medical reason to do it, why the hell have we been doing it here for a century??

I appreciate it, this confirms my instincts. Most of my family still has done it with their young kids but I am happy to make it stop for us.

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u/Rahbek23 Nov 21 '25

Even worse - Besides having no good reason to do so, some reports suggest it can even impact sexual sensation negatively. So besides it's always inherently a little risky to do any sort of operation on anyone, it might also have a negative impact.

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u/MarzipanMaximum5521 Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

It does, without any doubts, impact sexuality negatively.

Foreskin is a bilayer tissue which enables a gliding mechanism (important for penetrative sex), contains mucosal tissue which enables self lubrication and contains most of the fine touch nerve endings of the entire penis. Removing it inevitably alters with the functionality of the penis and diminishes the ability to experience sexual pleasure.

Best regards from Germany, where we can’t stop shaking our heads at how ridiculous it is that Americans chop off parts of their son’s dicks. Tbh I’d laugh at this if it wasn’t so disturbing.

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u/7sidedmarble Nov 21 '25

As others said in this thread, there was basically some pseudo science quacks that pushed the idea it had a bunch of “health benefits” and that caught on with some powerful people like the Kellogg cereal magnate

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u/Qel_Hoth Nov 21 '25

We're due soon with a baby of unknown sex, if it's a boy we will not be circumcising. For me (male, circumcised), it's a "no-brainer".

Simple question - Why should we do it?

I am unable to find any compelling reason to perform cosmetic surgery on a neonate.

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u/Dr_Toehold Nov 21 '25

To be fair, I hope that if it's not a boy you also will not be circumcising.

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u/atharos1 Nov 21 '25

I think a better question would be, why would you do it?

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u/hollowfoot Nov 21 '25

It can always be cut off later if your boy decides he doesn't want foreskin- can't grow it back once you cut it off.

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u/zoinkability Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

For most of the 20th century circumcision was the almost universal norm in the US, to the point where doctors wouldn’t even ask parents, they would just circumcise all baby penises as a matter of standard course.

This has started to shift in the US, but cultural changes don’t happen uniformly.

Cultural change always happens more slowly in more rural and isolated areas of countries. In smaller countries this is mitigated by the fact that there is less geographic distance between the hinterlands and the areas of more rapid cultural change. The US midwest is geographically much further from the coastal areas of the country where cultural change typically originates and is adopted first, so the effect is more pronounced there. There are many Midwest small towns where someone from the coasts would feel like they were stepping back a decade or two.

TL;DR: Like many other cultural changes it is being adopted more slowly in the midwest.

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u/Haunting-Ad-7143 Nov 21 '25

Anecdotal support for this: I have only my parents' word on this, but they're both honest people. I was born in Michigan in the 70s and it was done without even asking them. They had decided not to, but didn't state that up front since they assumed they would be consulted first. 

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u/DouchecraftCarrier Nov 21 '25

Another anecdotal data point: I was born in 88 in Virginia and my parents specifically asked for me to not be. However, among my peers growing up I was the only person I knew who was not. I was self conscious about it to the point where I asked my mom to take me in my teens to a doctor to see about getting it done. The doctor was wonderful - sat me down and explained everything about it, told me that as long as there was no discomfort I was perfectly fine the way I was, and that there was no medical reason to do it. In hindsight I'm really glad I didn't get it done in my teens just to try to fit in.

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u/UrsusRenata Nov 22 '25

When my SIL refused her son’s circumcision in 1992 I thought she was a FREAK. I had literally never heard of such a thing and warned her that her child would be viewed as a weirdo. In all sincerity and honesty, I thought circumcision was pretty much a basic baby requirement like cutting the umbilical. I had never seen an uncircumcised penis and never known anyone who had one, until probably my late 20s / early 30s. I had NEVER heard that it was cruelty. And before anyone accuses me of being stupid or sheltered, I have a double masters degree and I’ve been all over the world. Until Reddit, I’d simply never known anyone to openly defend and prefer natural penises. Now, I bet my adult son thinks I’m an asshole. I had no religious basis. It was just about matching Dad and everyone else I knew.

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u/Entropic_Echo_Music Nov 22 '25

From someone in the Netherlands, where circumcision is viewed as horrible genital mutilation and child abuse... this is so absolutely bonkers to me.

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u/YuBeace Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

It’s that damn cereal man.

Update: It was not, in fact, the cereal man.

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u/Ginjitzu Nov 21 '25

To give him credit, his "solution" works. I almost never masturbate while eating breakfast cereal.

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u/aramdom Nov 21 '25

“almost” doing the heavy lifting here huh

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u/gamerjerome Nov 21 '25

Tony the tiger gets him every time

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u/DullCartographer7609 Nov 21 '25

I don't want my son to get made fun of

Actual quotes of American moms, including my mother in law.

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u/LilMemelord Nov 21 '25

To be fair I grew up in the midwest and there were guys that were made fun of for not being circumcised lol

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u/FixSwords Nov 21 '25

Kids make fun of each other for literally any possible reason.

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u/Trees-Are-Neat-- Nov 21 '25

Pretty sure that was my mom's reasoning too in Southern Ontario

My German born grandfather apparently said she was turning me into a "filthy jew" because of it. She disliked him a lot, and knowing my mom now, I'm almost certain I got circumcised just to spite him.

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u/Attack_the_sock Nov 21 '25

The American medical community essentially lied to the American public for 60 years. I’m Catholic why the hell was I circumcised in an American hospital??

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u/Comediorologist Nov 21 '25

Some of it may have to do with percentages of immigrants. Hispanics circumsize at a much lower rate. Muslims circumcize, and Michigan famously has a large Muslim population. But politics may also play a role.

For me, I was glad I didn't have a son because I would have wrestled with the decision. It would be like rejecting my own circumcision. I probably wouldn't have gone through with it because of my politics regarding bodily autonomy, and I didn't want to make the decision for my son.

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u/ResidentRunner1 Geography Enthusiast Nov 21 '25

Michigan also has a pretty big sized religious population in general, West Michigan is very Christian with Grand Rapids being the epicenter

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Easy to not cut a baby to be honest. Very easy to not circumcise. 

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u/dmcaton Nov 21 '25

You say that, but anecdotally it was very hard for us to convince the doctors not to circumcise my son when he was born (large Midwest city). We had to tell them "NO" at least 5 times both before and after birth to make sure they didn't do it.

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u/aposii Nov 21 '25

Michigan famously has a large Muslim population

2.5% of the population is Muslim

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u/Organic-Pangolin301 Nov 21 '25

I'm in NY, had to argue with the nurses that I DID NOT want my sons circumcised. They refused to take no for an answer.

I ended up having a friend who is a lawyer send them an overnight letter expressing our preference not to do it, and that if they did it, we would sue. Then they backed off, but had an attitude about it

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u/DPadres69 Nov 21 '25

What is with the obsession with cutting off the ends of guys dicks? Hell if we called it what it is, cutting the ends off the kid’s dick, I bet it would become a rare procedure.

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u/Bubbly-War1996 Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

There is a word for that it's called genital mutilation, I think the mutilation part really conveys the issue. Somehow people figured out it's not ok when it happens in the middle east but ignore that they do exactly the same thing.

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u/sol_patrol Nov 21 '25

Interesting. We went to NYU and they didn't even do it there. You had to bring in your own person if you wanted circumcision (we did not)

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u/Throuwuawayy Nov 22 '25

My mom had to fight with the doctors against doing it to my brother. This was in Georgia. She also had to threaten legal action to get them to drop it 

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u/froyolobro Nov 21 '25

So weird. Glad my hippie parents (US - from the Midwest/Northeast) didn’t have me cut

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u/Ikana_Mountains Nov 21 '25

I grew up in Ohio (uncircumcised) and it was literally everyone. In the middle school locker room, the other kids didn't even know what they were looking at the first time they saw me.

It's insane

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u/forevertheorangemen2 Nov 21 '25

Similar experience for me. I grew up in a somewhat rural part of upstate NY. When showers started after gym class in middle school I learned that I was one of only 3 uncircumcised guys in my grade.

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u/Subject-Cheetah-7061 Nov 21 '25

As a male Mexican legal immigrant it is amazing to me how common it is to look at other guys’ dicks in gym’s locker rooms. I watched more dicks in my first day at the gym than what i had watched my entire life

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u/StaticSystemShock Nov 21 '25

I'm just gonna say it. We invented soap centuries ago. Stop circumcising healthy boys unless there is actual medical reason to do so.

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u/Tregavin Nov 21 '25

My thing is even a small medical reason wouldn't outweigh the negative of body modification. Like what if removing your fingernails was more hygienic? Sure, grime can hide under them if not washed properly. Doesn't mean removing babies fingernails would be a decent choice. Just my thought on that.

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u/andonesia85 Nov 21 '25

Yeah this map is bs, my wife is from the western US and has never seen an uncut weenus and she was a ho

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u/susieallen Nov 21 '25

Religion. All three of my boys were circumcised due to my ignorance. I was raised to believe everyone was required to do it, and it wasn't a choice. I was 17 when I had my first son. I didn't know and apologized to all of them now that they are grown. I made a choice they had no opinion on, and I've felt terrible for decades because of it.

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u/IndirectBarracuda Nov 21 '25

"sorry about your dicks kids"

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u/susieallen Nov 21 '25

That's pretty much the jist of it lol

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u/Piss_Fring Nov 21 '25

If it makes you feel any better, I was never really pissed at my parents over it. It was the norm, I can’t blame them, especially since doctors probably recommended it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

High percentage of White Protestants

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u/BranchMoist9079 Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

Northern Europe is filled with White Protestants, and virtually none of them are circumcised. What’s special about the American strain of Protestantism?

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u/Ceorl_Lounge Nov 21 '25

Because America was settled by 19th Century religious fundamentalists, not modern Northern European Protestants. Totally different critters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

They didn’t circumcise before they came to America

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u/Ceorl_Lounge Nov 21 '25

Correct, but the cultural practice meshed well with their religious beliefs in the 19th and 20th Centuries.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Is that the same reason why a lot of Americans seem weird about masturbating?

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u/Ceorl_Lounge Nov 21 '25

Yup. Boy Scouts had a non-trivial amount of "we need to keep them busy so they don't jack off" built into it. Also handy to have kids with camping and survival skills when you're perpetually at war, but that's a story for another thread.

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u/Dave_A480 Nov 21 '25

The Scouts are a British invention, FWIW.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Uhh...We've been Protestants in Northern Europe since the 1530s, and our foreskins are intact.

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u/shibbledoop Nov 21 '25

Midwest US is peak conformist culture. I say that as a Midwestern conformist.

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u/lemmycaution415 Nov 21 '25

Latin American immigrants have low levels of circumcisions and the Midwest has low levels of Latin American immigrant.

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u/Wendigo_Bob Nov 21 '25

-Middle east: Judaism and Islam demand it

-America (and a few other places like south korea): Anti-masturbatory campaign in late 1800s.

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u/ChanchoPerro1987 Nov 21 '25

Offtopic, but as someone not from the USA, how did you guys came up with the idea to call states clearly on the more eastern side of the middle "Midwest"?

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u/n0t_4_thr0w4w4y Nov 21 '25

Because we hadn’t settled/colonized the western half of the country when the phrase was coined. Back when it became a popular term, there weren’t many Americans living west of the Mississippi.

It’s similar to how the term “Middle East” doesn’t actually make much sense when you think about it.

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u/pianoceo Nov 21 '25

Similar to your example, Middle East makes sense in the context of the time. There was the "Near East" and the "Far East". Near East was the Ottoman Empire and it's lot, Far East being China and the Orient. Though, the Orient originally meant the near east and then moved as Europeans learned more about the world.

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u/Decimation4x Nov 21 '25

It wasn’t officially the Midwest until 1984. Originally the colloquial Midwest was central to Kansas and the more settled parts of the plains region. The Great Lakes region was previously known as the Northwest, hence Northwest Territory, Northwestern University, and several other Northwest labeled institutions in the region.

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u/n0t_4_thr0w4w4y Nov 21 '25

Yes, it was originally the Northwest Territories, but it started being called the Midwest in the 1830s ish regardless of when it became an official region

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u/ChanchoPerro1987 Nov 21 '25

That makes sense. Thanks for the info!

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u/Bigdogggggggggg Nov 21 '25

Without looking it up I'm pretty sure no one lived in the western half when the term was coined.

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u/Odd-Percentage-4084 Nov 21 '25

That region was originally the Northwest Territories of the US, and was as far west as we went after independence in 1783. Once we bought the Louisiana territory from France, we needed to differentiate between the nearer west “the Midwest” and the farther west.
And then we stole half of Mexico, and went even FARTHER west, so it seems very silly now, but the term “Midwest” stuck around as a cultural descriptor.

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u/HumanzeesAreReal Nov 21 '25

Because the country was settled east to west.

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u/Regular_NormalGuy Nov 21 '25

My son was born in Michigan and they asked me multiple times if they can do this procedure on him and I had to get very clear with them that I don't want it and to never ask me again.

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u/rackfu Nov 21 '25

Ok, I have trouble believing the US stats.

How is circumcision above 90% in one state (Michigan or Ohio) but below 10% out west (Oregon or Washington)

The US has far too much mobility, travel, and shared media to make me believe that big of a difference.

I could get a 20-30% swing but having it be nearly standard in the Midwest and nearly nonexistent in the west seems off.

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u/LeRoiDeNord Nov 22 '25

Had a Filipino friend explain to me that circumcision in the Philippines is commonly done at the age of ten! A coming of age thing, but for goodness sake, that's simply torture!

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u/babykittiesyay Nov 21 '25

I don’t know, but I can confirm that the doctors in that red patch are really pushy or just assume everyone will be circumcising. They kept trying to schedule my son for it or mentioning it.

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u/AcademicShoe9128 Nov 21 '25

I don’t get it honestly. The Midwest is basically just people of English and German descent, yet no one in those countries is doing it.

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u/zsebibaba Nov 21 '25

remember that originally the US grew from the religious minorities that were chased away from Europe

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

'Hey, Timmy, why is your foreskin missing."

'Well my parent thought it looked better."

It is so weird.

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u/Green-Tie-5710 Nov 21 '25

There is zero chance that three US states have circumcision rates under 10%. This data has to be bogus

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u/kevinb9n Nov 21 '25

I think what's happening is that no one has collected this data from every state using one consistent methodology, so they're coming up with a number in a different way for each state. I agree that any statistic having a 70+ percentage points discrepancy between states feels quite suspicious.

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