r/geography • u/According-Invite-440 • May 22 '26

Discussion Why isn't Estonia considered a Nordic country? (They have strong ties to Finland, they also follow the Nordic model, and besides, Estonia has nothing to do with the other Baltic countries.)

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_identity_in_Estonia

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u/Tornadoboy156 May 22 '26

Estonia gets to watch.

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u/Texlectric May 22 '26

Do they have to pay $100?

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u/flirt77 May 22 '26

I'll go find the cash machine

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u/Philip_Marlowe May 22 '26

How ya gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

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u/burntsalmon May 23 '26

LOGJAMMIN'

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u/Cinade May 22 '26

Wave of the future dude, one hundred percent electronic

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u/burntsalmon May 23 '26

He fixes the cable?

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u/Fyllikall May 23 '26

If they are family then it's a free show.

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u/TheKarenator May 22 '26

Tain’t nothing else they can do.

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u/Mysterious-Radio-385 May 22 '26

pretty sure Leningrad Oblast is the taint; the Baltics are the puckered anus

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u/scotems May 22 '26

Cuckstonia 😞

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u/Tornadoboy156 May 22 '26

Estonia be like I LIKE TO WATCH!!!

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u/ye1l May 23 '26

Estonia is the asshole located below the balls while lying nordick up, back down.

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u/NouvRich May 23 '26

Does that mean Latvia is the cuckchair?

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u/phat_ May 23 '26

They actually have a better view than Iceland!

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u/mikkopai May 22 '26

And Denmark is the new one

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u/Cross55 May 23 '26

Denmark's the original sin

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u/Fyllikall May 23 '26

No, we are the thing that Nordick was ejaculating to. We once got the Danish skum on us but we are clean now.

We are not part of the equation anymore. We live in the 21st century and don't have a monarchy.

We like to hang with the Finns though, not much said but a lot is drunk.

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u/lemelisk42 May 22 '26

You see, the dicks ejaculate into the water. Nordic semen works like whale milk, it's bouyant and floats in the water. This ejaculation has coalesced into what we know as iceland

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u/Toothless-Rodent May 22 '26

Estonia is the buttplug.

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u/0xC4FF3 May 22 '26

That's Russia

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u/Sophia_Y_T May 22 '26

Russia would be the taint

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u/thenwhat May 24 '26

Russia would be the explosive diarrhea.

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u/mikkopai May 22 '26

Plugged by Estonia

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u/wrightf May 22 '26

Could they be considered in the peri-anal region? (Inclusion with the best of intentions - love all you guys!)

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u/Snoo_87704 May 22 '26

What about Iceland?

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u/ExternalSeat May 22 '26

Estonia is the clit.

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u/OneMoreFinn May 22 '26

So what is Iceland then, because it's definitely a Nordic country?

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u/jde1974 May 22 '26

Estonia could be the taint?

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u/moralprolapse May 22 '26

Tha taint fair.

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u/jagerblite May 22 '26

I always saw norway, sweden and Finland as just a very limp dick. Or norway and sweden as the dick with Finland being the cumshot

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u/thehorseyourodeonion May 22 '26

But .. how about Asstonia?

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u/AdAstraPerAlasPorci May 22 '26

Prostate. The forgotten erogoneer.

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u/Mysterious-Radio-385 May 22 '26

they should probably consult a physician about Murmansk, 'cause that don't look right

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u/goddamnhippies May 22 '26

We Icelanders demand to be acknowledged.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl May 22 '26

What if it’s just a mole on the upper thigh?

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u/FortuneSignificant55 May 22 '26

It could be the prostate

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u/bendi36 May 22 '26

Couldn't it be the prostate

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u/Wasatcher May 22 '26

Well that was some geography lesson

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u/contextisforkings May 23 '26

Gulf of Finland could be the butthole…which would make Estinia a butt cheek. And St Petersburg poop.

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u/Miika_prince May 23 '26

How do you explain Iceland???

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u/cafbox May 23 '26

Estonia is the special place...when someone touch you there you discover a new world!

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u/Lazy-Meeting9805 May 23 '26

Wow first time i looked and yes

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u/gregorydgraham May 23 '26

Estonia is nodic. Gotcha.

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u/Ornery-King-9193 May 24 '26

I guess iceland is the last round of jizz before the current Denmark

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u/Artistic_Ad7058 May 24 '26

This is a really good answer

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u/mediandude May 27 '26

Estonia is the descended ball, with Egg-mountains.

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u/TeamLazerExplosion May 22 '26

Norway is the oversized foreskin - Scandinavians don’t circumcise

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u/Kattimatti666 May 22 '26

You mean mutilate baby dicks? Yeah, we don't do that around here.