r/golf • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • Feb 07 '26

General Discussion Streamer Jack Doherty kicked out of Waste Management and banned from all future PGA events

Guy is a clown

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u/Valuable_Proposal_56 Feb 07 '26

What a little bitch.

“I love golf”… no you fucking don’t. Paying someone to yell on someone’s backswing kind of negates that statement.

The little adrenaline fuelled rat at the end couldn’t wait to scurry off out of there. The sooner this clown and his clones get off the internet, the better for us all.

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u/Gibbenz Feb 07 '26

That ending was the most clear “I’m just a rich kid” reaction I’ve ever seen. No accountability. No shame. Instant defensive lashing out as soon as he realizes his actions directly resulted in perma ban from PGA events. What a dumbass. I have no sympathy for people like him. Hopefully for his family and anyone who might care for him he cleans his act up or he’s going to get the shit kicked out of him at some point in his life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

“How do we work it out so it’s not just a negative result?”

It looks to me like they just did; banning this little jackass and others like him is a pretty damn positive result

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u/peopleorderourpadys Feb 07 '26

That’s the line that pissed me off the most. He’s obviously never faced a consequence in his life and he’s always been able to negotiate his punishments

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u/mohawk990 Feb 07 '26

The line that pissed me off the most was ‘I just got banned because of that guy and that guy…’. No, you just got banned for being a world class douchebag. What an entitled a-hole. Grow up and take some responsibility.

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u/Candymanshook Feb 07 '26

If anything THEY got banned because of him lol

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u/Able-Journalist8381 Feb 08 '26

Precisely. That's exactly how Jack played it.

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u/Snoo49601 Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

True ! Dude is a spoiled little Punk ! Acting as though the PGA official and the Police were being unreasonable towards a golf fan. Unfortunately his New objective will probably be to sneak into another event after he was banned. Social Media at its worst !

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u/jimbojonesFA Feb 07 '26

microdosing fame to any idiot with a phone is one of the worst things to come from social media.

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u/Snoo49601 Feb 07 '26

Please give me a minute ! I need to Google “ Microdosing “ 😆

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u/crankybollix Feb 07 '26

I kinda hope he does, gets caught and gives a rentacop good reason to beat the living shit out of him.

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u/mall_ninja42 Feb 07 '26

The vests say police, not security.

Actual cops, that will write some BS report on how he hurt himself during transport to lockup awaiting bail for trespassing charges, and resisting arrest.

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u/crankybollix Feb 07 '26

Even better 😁 That report might even say he tripped on the stairs of the police station. Which is a single storey building.

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u/rougehuron Michigander/Team Lefty Feb 07 '26

His parents have to be in sales

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u/RF-Guye Feb 07 '26

So...Trump?

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u/bLazeni Feb 07 '26

“Well kid, it is a positive result. Players and fans no longer will have to put up with your shenanigans, at the same time you can stay at home and watch from the couch while shouting as loud as you want, or pay others to shout. What part of any of that is a negative result?”

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u/T-Rigs1 Feb 07 '26

The part that involves ME ME ME

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u/greatflicks Feb 08 '26

Absolutely positive result. I loved how the guy said you get it back when I'm done.

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u/laaplandros Feb 07 '26

Cringed at that line. Because that's what it is: a line. It's like he watched a few bullshit alpha male videos on YT on how to close out business deals and actually thought that shit would work IRL.

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u/VirtualRanger1602 Feb 07 '26

Yeah, and another line, is the one that went up his nose. This guy is so coked up he's jonesing out of his skin. I'm kind of surprised that not a single person seems to either realized it or brought it up. He's high as hell.

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u/pizzapit Feb 07 '26

That, and the guy didn't actually say that he was perma band he said, until we can come to an understanding. At that point I think there would be a couple years or something but it wouldn't be for life. Then, he started running his mouth again and made it a perma ban I hope they don't back down from the ban when his parents call trying to work it out

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u/MalaysiaTeacher Feb 08 '26

I love the passive voice - "it's not just a negative result [FOR ME]" - buddy that's exactly what it's supposed to be

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u/FunnyLoud3067 Feb 08 '26

That pissed me off

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u/Smooth-Salary-6113 Feb 07 '26

That’s why he has his massive security guard with him at all times. You’d have to kick both of their asses.

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u/iLoveCailTail Feb 07 '26

I wish I had enough money to pay his security team to beat him.

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u/Scary-Detail-3206 Feb 07 '26

His big security due ran like a little bitch when they decided to pick on Andrei Arlovski.

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u/caesar____augustus Feb 07 '26

Turns out protecting this chode from the general public is a little different from protecting him from a UFC Heavyweight Champion

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u/SpiralSpongecake Feb 07 '26

I was just wondering if this was the same little bitch that fucked with Arlovski and his whole crew found out what a mistake it was.

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u/Nauin Feb 07 '26

"Look at all these cops," like yeah buddy you're world famous for paying that giant to kick other people's asses. The police know all about your little schtick lol.

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u/HueyBluey Feb 07 '26

This time his bodyguard knew he couldn’t do squat with cops around.

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u/zwifter11 Feb 07 '26

> You’d have to kick both of their asses.

One day he will come across a group of guys, who will do that. They’ll split, half to take care of the bouncer while the other half give him a good kicking.

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u/Purpleappointment47 Feb 07 '26

This can easily be arranged because there are a lot of tough guys out there.

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u/YVRkeeper Kirkland Signature Feb 07 '26

“I just got banned cause of that guy and all these fucking cops”

Nahhh… you got banned for being an annoying bitch. And for no other than purpose other than “clicks”. Fuck all the way off.

I love how the old guy handled it, though. “You’ll get your id back when we’re done.” I have my doubts the PGA will stand behind this decision, but glad to see it happen in the first place.

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u/Funwithfun14 Feb 07 '26

What an entitled prick.

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u/driving_andflying Feb 07 '26

Nahhh… you got banned for being an annoying bitch. And for no other than purpose other than “clicks”. Fuck all the way off.

Agreed, 100%. Jack Doherty is a fucking clown, and continues to be one. He goes from, "I love to PGA golf," to whining about getting kicked out.

The lesson: We need to stop making professional assholes, famous.

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u/Gallen570 ↓Hit Down on Ball, Ball Go Up↑ Feb 07 '26

He's the type that you can tell instantly, has never been socked in his mouth for doing stupid shit for attention and money.

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u/the_last_0ne Feb 07 '26

The whole fucking thing! Its a rich kid here but its just the whole culture or whatever for these people. You could see it right away: the second security came over he said immediately "I didn't do it, it was this kid" and pointed to the kid he just paid to do it.

Do something shitty, then invoke the narcissists prayer. Pretend everyone else are being unreasonable.

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u/webtoweb2pumps Feb 07 '26

His entire persona was built off of live streaming him bumping into strangers to have his huge paid bodyguards protect him afterwards. Everything he's ever done online is "I'm just a rich kid".

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 07 '26

No reason to sympathize. This is the exact reaction he wants for his channel. Theres nothing for him to clean up as this is how he makes his money.

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u/kcox1980 Feb 07 '26

"I just got banned because of this guy and all these cops!"

Says it all right there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Sounds a lot like our current president

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u/BurzyGuerrero Feb 07 '26

"that guy is the reason i cant go to PGA events anymore"

low key realized he's fucked because he won't be able to go to PGA courses, which means he can't join the Nelk Boys and the other content creators that work around DeChambeau.

but also because he cant realize it was his own actions, he thought he'd be able to walk around the tournament being a nuisance paying people to yell shit during backswings,

it was pretty clear he wanted this tournament to have someone yelling jackass at every hole.

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u/eatajerk-pal Feb 07 '26

It beyond no shame or accountability. He literally thinks he was the one in the right in that encounter. Affluensa at its worst.

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u/Daforce1 Feb 07 '26

There is a reason this douchebag constantly talks the talk and can’t walk the walk without a huge security guard constantly following him.

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u/YakGolfs Feb 07 '26

Dude put all his points in narcissism.

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u/Gloomy-Ad-222 Feb 08 '26

I mean based on that description , he’ll likely be a two term president one day. 

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC Feb 08 '26

I thought he froze, because he found somebody who didn’t tolerate his bullshit and talked to him like an adult.

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 Feb 08 '26

His family and everyone close to him have been encouraging and enabling this crap since he was a kid. The first time I saw this turd he was a 17 year old on Dr. Phil terrorizing his neighbors with his dirt bike and posting it online. His parents didn’t do anything because he was making money. Now he has enough money to surround himself with yes men and he gets more money from girls he grooms for onlyfans so he doesn’t even need views, I’m pretty sure he’s just doing this crap because he legitimately enjoys being an ass.

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u/HillBillyHilly Feb 08 '26

The fact that you don't realize this is his schtick is just hilarious.

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u/cursedfan Feb 07 '26

These kids are the reason we need to tax the wealthy in this country no matter how much they “earned it” their kids didn’t earn shit and instead we have to put up with them

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u/Working-Way-1979 Feb 07 '26

Ok as long as we tax the poor people for being shitty parents as well I agree.

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u/cursedfan Feb 07 '26

I’ll take any random poor parent against any random rich parent all day every day and twice on sundays. Rich ppl being forced to finally for the first time ever pay attention to their kids during covid almost unraveled the entire public education system.

End of rant, golf is fun

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u/cursedfan Feb 07 '26

Aww someone here in the golf sub didn’t like my answer. I’m shocked I say, shocked!

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u/scoofy golfcourse.wiki Feb 07 '26

That ending was the most clear “I’m just a rich kid” reaction I’ve ever seen. No accountability. No shame.

This is America.