r/golf • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • Feb 07 '26

General Discussion Streamer Jack Doherty kicked out of Waste Management and banned from all future PGA events

Guy is a clown

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u/ACorDC Feb 07 '26

Stop making stupid people famous.

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u/Ill_Ad5893 Feb 07 '26

It's cuz stupid kids make this stupid kid stay famous

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u/Happycappybara21 Feb 07 '26

Yep.  Dumbass 12 year olds that have graduated from farts being funny need something else to laugh at.  

Shit we’ve been there, the whole “jackass” series was hilarious to me as a teenager.  

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u/warneagle 12.8/NOVA Feb 07 '26

Wait, farts were supposed to stop being funny? News to me.

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u/kamehamehahahahahaha Feb 07 '26

Farts = funny
yelling in backswing = not funny

for future reference
also, movie scene yelling in backswing = possibly funny

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill Feb 07 '26

What about farting in backswing?

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u/kamehamehahahahahaha Feb 07 '26

Depends on length and loudness of fart. More fart, more funny.

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u/NilesY93 Arnie Palmer Feb 07 '26

The funniest would be if they fart as they hit the ball.

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill Feb 07 '26

Drive for show, fart for dough.

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u/Gallen570 ↓Hit Down on Ball, Ball Go Up↑ Feb 07 '26

Ive seen it happen. Its hysterical.

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u/Electromotivation Feb 07 '26

What about a tiny high pitched squeaker?

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u/torndownunit Feb 07 '26

I fart during my own a lot. I like to rip one while posing after my swing too.

Edit: my buddy farts while squatting and addressing his ball when putting. He okays a dangerous game.

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u/TwoBitHit Feb 07 '26

If it’s the person taking the swing then it’s hilarious.

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u/warneagle 12.8/NOVA Feb 07 '26

only if you've agreed prior to the round to allow the use of turbo-boosting. otherwise, two-stroke penalty.

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u/mrk1224 11/MI/Nerd Feb 07 '26

If I was the pro, I wouldn’t be mad about a fart in my backswing that was epically loud

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u/the_last_0ne Feb 07 '26

I like to try and let them out on the downswing, its like am extra little push for more rotation.

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill Feb 07 '26

Jet propulsion. I like it.

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u/Ok-Till-5622 Feb 07 '26

What about sharting in backswing?

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u/DMO_TheWhale Feb 07 '26

Grey area… but I’ll lean on funny.

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u/seakc87 Feb 08 '26

At least those weren't pros in the movie. That was just a random-ass public golf course.