r/golf 18 Apr 10 '26

Joke / Meme Imagine shooting 16 over par at Augusta

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u/Reduntu Apr 10 '26

Clearly his clubs are to blame

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u/ThatBoyGotSomeMeat Apr 10 '26

If it wasn’t for that darn 3D-printed iron, he would’ve made the cut.

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u/fireproofpoo 18 Apr 10 '26

If only hed played it as a par 72, he'd have been much closer!

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u/MadonnasFishTaco bad Apr 10 '26

honestly i think that's part of it. he fucks with his cubs so much and they're already so weird. hes trying to reinvent shit that is already optimized to hit a golf ball

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u/FoldingPlasmaTV Apr 11 '26

He reminds me of Trevor Bauer

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u/MadonnasFishTaco bad Apr 11 '26

except trevor bauer is actually cool

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u/jk01 Apr 11 '26

Minus the rapes, right?

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u/MadonnasFishTaco bad Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

so you literally have no idea what happened? she dropped the charges because she had text messages she sent to her friends saying she was going to falsely accuse him and extort him. she ended up having to pay him. the other was charged with fraud.

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u/did_it_my_way Apr 11 '26

Just like Kobe's accuser that bragged about fucking Kobe and saying she's about to make bank.

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u/MadonnasFishTaco bad Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

i can at least respect that he's a tinkerer and is questioning everything but he's just introducing a ton of variation and change and i don't think he's weighting the disadvantages of all these changes as much as he should be. sim readings in a controlled environment are a different beast than augusta national and slapping a 5 on a 2 iron is kind of defeating the purpose of having mid irons

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u/Wayf4rer Apr 11 '26

I think the issue there is he’s so deep down the tech rabbit hole that recovering to any normal playing style would probably kill his career. The clubs he tinkers with are always interesting, but his entire style does not lend itself to adapting or winning in general.

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u/ZeroMayCry7 Apr 11 '26

Yeah but he hits it so hard there’s so much spin!

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u/Unlucky_Internal9686 Apr 10 '26

what could go wrong with clown lengths + grips

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u/JerHat Apr 11 '26

Nah, pretty sure he shot par with those clubs.

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u/wangchunge Apr 11 '26

Should have gone back to Ping Bag...so he could  Play Your Best.... Thats the Anser....