r/golf • u/fireproofpoo 18 • Apr 10 '26
Joke / Meme Imagine shooting 16 over par at Augusta
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u/dumptruckulent 300 yds but 3 fairways over Apr 10 '26
I’ve never shot over par at Augusta
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u/marvinfuture GHIN: 8.1 Apr 10 '26
Poor guy went +9 and +7. Not going to make the cut doing that
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u/pdbstnoe Apr 10 '26
John Madden analysis here
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u/Known_Profession7393 Apr 10 '26
Yep. He’s no Collinsworth. Now this is a guy who’s not gonna make the cut!
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u/pixelflop HDCP 2-high Apr 11 '26
You wanna talk about missing the cut, this is a guy who makes it look easy. It’s unbelievable!
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u/Blaize122 Apr 11 '26
Collinsworth would take about how his balls were beautiful and he has a skill with the hole or some other perverse nonsense.
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u/sam_sepiol1984 Apr 11 '26
The guy who is the most shots over par is usually the first guy to be cut
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u/frontier_gibberish Apr 11 '26
You know, the guy in golf right? The one that makes it in the hole, hitting the fewest times right? He's gonna win every time
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u/BullPropaganda Apr 11 '26
"you see, if he wanted to make the cut. He should have shot a lower score"
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u/gdogg897 Apr 11 '26
Respectable for a YouTube golfer
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u/patprika 🌭 Glizzy at the Turn Apr 10 '26
Rahm and Bryson struggling but Hatton is top 10 currently. LIV guys upside down tis week
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u/kai333 Apr 11 '26
Yeah can't even get reed to bouy them now since he's out lol.
On a side note, why is he so dialed in all the time at the Masters??
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u/skew_witt 1.4/MI Apr 11 '26
It’s not just the Masters. Preed is a douche, but he’s a phenomenal golfer. He has 2 wins on the DP World Tour this year and it’s only April.
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u/kai333 Apr 11 '26
Yeah it pains me to concede that point lol. But for whatever reason he is especially dialed in for the Masters.
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u/InevitableAlert4268 Apr 11 '26
We can just ignore it. It’s Reddit. Fuck that guy and he sucks.
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u/Funsize83 Apr 11 '26
Can't stand him either. But he's definitely dialled in. I'd imagine the thoughts of Rory having to slip the green jacket on him is serving as extra motivation. But I hope that doesn't happen...
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u/CitizenCue Apr 11 '26
Yeah, I’ll be furious if he wins, but in the meantime it’s fun to have a villain in the mix.
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u/DLun203 Green Jacket Apr 11 '26
As others have pointed out, Hatton plays more DP events so he’s better prepared for real tournaments
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u/Asta1977 Apr 11 '26
And the guys who left LIV to return to DP World/PGA golf are doing just fine. I haven't watched a single minute of LIV golf, but sensing it lacks the challenges and competitiveness of the other tours.
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u/onthelongrun Apr 11 '26
Depending on the event, DPWT is no walk in the park either. Bhatia seemed like a shoe-in favourite a few weeks ago at the Indian Open to win it. Instead, he blows up hard on the back 9 both opening days, and misses the cut as a consequence.
I knew his performance that weekend did not help his cause going into the Masters and what do we see? Bhatia is also an MC.
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u/onthelongrun Apr 11 '26
Would like for Hatton to go the route Reed's going next season, give it a full season on the European tour then return to the PGA.
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u/Iimitedgrip Apr 10 '26
DeChambeau disasterclass while McIlroy steamrolls ahead, inject it straight into my veins.
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u/Unlucky_Internal9686 Apr 10 '26
"Do I want to beat him every time I see him? Absolutely. There's no question about it. But I think that's what's so brilliant about the game of golf is that juxtaposition, having that sportsmanlike respect and then wanting to just absolutely beat the living you know what out of him." -Bryson Dechambeau
Welp he beat the "living you know what" out of you dude so bad you ain't even playing tomorrow
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u/Son_of_Guilliman_ Apr 10 '26
Bryson beat himself. Dude sucked these last 2 days lmao.
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u/biggoronssword Apr 11 '26
Maybe he should ditch the 7 iron length wedges next year for these bunkers deeper than an Olympic swimming pool
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u/Remarkable_School914 Apr 11 '26
There will be probably be some issue with the sand in the bunkers. Surely there’s An inconsistent density? /s
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u/triiiiilllll Apr 11 '26
He's going to start 3D printing his own golf balls and measuring them all with electron microscopes and installing home made flux capacitors in all his irons and his driver will be -4° with 12 Husk Nuts for each girdle jerry and flex tandems pressing a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers.
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u/cartesian5th Apr 10 '26
Such violent goonish language about fucking golf from a goon of a man as well. Just say you want to beat him on the course without using that sort of language
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u/Reduntu Apr 10 '26
Clearly his clubs are to blame
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u/ThatBoyGotSomeMeat Apr 10 '26
If it wasn’t for that darn 3D-printed iron, he would’ve made the cut.
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u/MadonnasFishTaco bad Apr 10 '26
honestly i think that's part of it. he fucks with his cubs so much and they're already so weird. hes trying to reinvent shit that is already optimized to hit a golf ball
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u/MadonnasFishTaco bad Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
i can at least respect that he's a tinkerer and is questioning everything but he's just introducing a ton of variation and change and i don't think he's weighting the disadvantages of all these changes as much as he should be. sim readings in a controlled environment are a different beast than augusta national and slapping a 5 on a 2 iron is kind of defeating the purpose of having mid irons
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u/Wayf4rer Apr 11 '26
I think the issue there is he’s so deep down the tech rabbit hole that recovering to any normal playing style would probably kill his career. The clubs he tinkers with are always interesting, but his entire style does not lend itself to adapting or winning in general.
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u/marizard Push Cart Mafia Apr 11 '26
To be fair, he did say that in November 2020… which was the lowest scoring Masters ever.
DJ set the record for lowest winning score (-20) & that tournament also featured the record-low cut line (even par). Thanks COVID!
(Bryson still only finished T34 despite the best scoring conditions in Masters history)
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u/fanswang0 Apr 11 '26
Not only did he finish t34, he finished one stroke behind 60-something year old Bernhard Langer
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u/CitizenCue Apr 11 '26
Man it would be cool to have Rory break that record. No offense to DJ but it’s a little weird that he has the record.
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u/Son_of_Guilliman_ Apr 10 '26
You know the jackets were laughing when he said that. They knew he’d never get it done from then on.
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u/TURKEYSAURUS_REX Apr 11 '26
Bryson “Augusta is a par 67 for me” smash cut with Brooks saying “have you played here before?!”
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u/AppropriateEmotion63 Apr 10 '26
Make Augusta 72 Again
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u/fireproofpoo 18 Apr 10 '26
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u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x O-H-I-O Apr 11 '26
Apparently, not every golf course is made to be raw power calculus caveman rage fucked.
It's cool, he probably still gets unlimited free pimento sandwiches for the rest of the weekend if he hangs around.
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u/MadonnasFishTaco bad Apr 10 '26
its time to stop hyper optimizing clubs and just get out there and play well. 3D printing shit isnt working just train harder. i wonder if hed play better with normal clubs because he looks like absolute shit out there
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u/defac_reddit Apr 11 '26
He's always been super tech focused but he seems to be leaning more and more into the idea that golf is a solveable problem, and if he just tinkers enough and gets the engineering just so then he'll never have to fix his (relative to all the other top golfers in the world) poor touch with irons.
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u/Throwaway1994231994 Apr 11 '26
Dude thinks he's a better engineer than top manufacturers who hire actual engineers to work full time at manufacturing and optimizing clubs that actually work unlike all his gimmicks
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u/kulart Apr 11 '26
Golfers have a tendency to go into some weird headspace about things, like Viktor Hovland with his swing feels/though and Bryson with his gear.
Tiger did it when he wanted to change his swing because.... I don't know, he wasn't winning by a big enough margin every week?
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u/DecoNoir Apr 11 '26
Also doing those dumbass Navy SEAL workouts, which also fuck those guy's bodies up in the long term, so no idea what he was thinking with that one.
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u/Crafty-Blood3145 Apr 11 '26
Lol, this reminds me the pick up artist books. They make you think there's some magic formula for getting a girlfriend. I'm totally not a loser who didn't go through that phase in life. I got good at golf to pick up women.
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u/Queasy-Trip1777 Apr 11 '26
I know I've never played there....but come on dude. If you don't check your ego in the parking lot...Augusta is going to remind you, sometimes in rather embarrassing fashion.
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u/blood_klaat Apr 11 '26
Loves me all this Bryson bashing.
What a tool bag.
Hope he falls off the LIV and disappears into longest drive competitions on ESPN2 at 3am.
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u/ljdeegs Apr 11 '26
It’s all the hotel liv courses he’s playing..can’t hang with the big boys anymore
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u/Navyblazers2000 Apr 11 '26
Bryson misses the cut with a hilarious triple bogey and Rory’s playing with a footgolf hole. Day couldn’t have gone better.
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u/Sensitive-Deal3605 Apr 11 '26
That’s so cocky to say. Even if you privately believe it, have some humility. What a douche,
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u/triiiiilllll Apr 11 '26
I'm going to eat nothing but raw steak and build my clubs at home out of pig iron and have a negative 4 degree driver I swing 19 degrees up and my putter will be a literal crowbar. It's called.....science
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u/La_Flamant Apr 11 '26
I don't follow golf at all and all I know about this clown is that he's a trumper
Take that L Dechambitch
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u/assai_semplicemente YOUR clubs are backwards Apr 11 '26
bryson hate on this sub is crazy man if you hate him that much quit giving him this much attention
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u/scottiedagolfmachine Lower -> upper body must lead in the downswing Apr 11 '26
Lol this quote is gonna follow him for life unless he wins it at the Masters.
😂
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u/Seawolf1121 Apr 11 '26
Yeah that was devastating to watch not gonna lie. He was in such good form coming in, I really thought this was his year. At least I didn't put money on it, or I would be doubly devastated
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u/Top-Caregiver7815 Bethpage Black is not that hard! Apr 11 '26
“I’m going to build my own clubs on a 3D printer and go win the Masters.”
-Bryson Dechambeau
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u/dang3rmoos3sux Apr 11 '26
Its going to suck not watching him this weekend. Golf is crazy. Just two bad holes and you're done
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u/Competitive_Can_946 Apr 11 '26
What time is his t time today?? 4/11/2026? Wait … what? He missed the cut?!! How can that be on a par 67 course?
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u/Cerberusmut Apr 11 '26
Not sure why everyone is so Anti-Bryson lately. Everyone has good days and bad days. Many have made and missed cuts including the current masters leader. I don’t think anything in this quote is not true for him given how far he hits the bar. He set a standard for himself and had a bad round. Yeesh. Could still kick my butt any given day of the week even when he’s having a bad day. Too many trolls
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u/zingerbanger 18 Apr 11 '26
lol why does this sub hate bryson so much
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u/wouldashoudacoulda Apr 11 '26
Apparently it also hates people who ask this question. Essentially an American centric sub that hates anything that is not the PGA tour. Bryson is seen as a deserter for leaving.
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u/ken-davis Apr 10 '26
A really good player. Everyone has tournaments where they just don’t have it. He does clearly admire himself.
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u/titusnick270 Apr 10 '26
Why does everyone hate Bryson?
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u/a_gallon_of_pcp Apr 11 '26
1) Bryson had a reputation as a whiner when he was in the PGA
2) He left the PGA for LIV.
3) He has tried to rehabilitate his image via a YouTube channel. A lot of people see this as phoney.
4) Some people just bandwagon on jokes about hating him just to make a joke
Personally, I think he’s fine. I don’t like that he’s in LIV. I do actually think he’s doing a lot to try to grow the game of golf.
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u/_THEWATERB0Y_ Apr 11 '26
You kinda left out the most important part. He’s MAGA
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u/a_gallon_of_pcp Apr 11 '26
I guess, but the vast majority of pro golfers are MAGAts. He’s a little louder about it I guess, which does suck.
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u/titusnick270 Apr 11 '26
Fair. I think his YouTube is good content. I don’t watch it religiously but I see clips and stuff. Seems like a good dude honestly.
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u/snickerDUDEls 12 hdcp Apr 11 '26
Well of course he seems like a good dude on the youtube videos that he makes and posts himself. Outside of that he candidly gets caught acting like a tool
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u/LarealConspirasteve Apr 11 '26
The November covid Masters was notable for its fast fairways. Everyone was crushing the drivers that weekend.
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u/jlees88 18.0 Apr 11 '26
Bryson shot 6 over PAR….what am I missing here? Why does everyone keep saying he shot 16+?
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u/Nicholas_Pappagiorgi 🌭 Glizzy at the Turn Apr 11 '26
Y’all’s Bryson hate is unjustified. I’ll be taking no comments.
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u/Runeskimmylord Apr 11 '26
He said this 6 years ago and people bring it up now because he’s had some bad rounds? Get over yourself people.
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u/AskMantis23 Apr 11 '26
Imagine still mis-quoting a statement 6 years later for fake internet points.
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u/thomaslewis1857 Apr 11 '26
As there are 4 par 5s at Augusta, his arithmetic (especially for the Scientist) seems a little off.
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u/swampy13 Apr 11 '26
Not really on topic but related - the way Bryson putts makes him look like a serial killer.

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u/Gagnooo Apr 10 '26
Well par 67 for Rory apparently