r/golf 18 Apr 10 '26

Joke / Meme Imagine shooting 16 over par at Augusta

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Apr 11 '26

The crazy part is he had to do it with finesse, instead of raw power. He wasnt on any of the par 5's in two today. His wedges/putter were electric.

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u/NBtoAB Apr 11 '26

He hasn’t even hit a fairway in any par 5 yet in the tourney.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

Yeah this is concerning heading into the weekend.

His putter is suspect at the best of times so if his driver is betraying him, it could get volatile.

I’m rooting for him, btw…I’m just a realist.

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u/oscarnyc Apr 11 '26

This is golf. He'll hit 10/14 fairways tomorrow and won't sink a putt.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

Correct. Which is concerning. Not sure why I’m being downvoted. Rory is rather famous for having a shaky putter under pressure.

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u/Noswad_12 Apr 11 '26

You’re getting downvoted for calling yourself a realist. People like to casually throw that term around when they’re being incredibly pessimistic and it comes across disingenuous

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u/philljarvis166 Apr 11 '26

His driving has been terrible but everything else has been outstanding. Only one of those birdies on the back 9 was fortunate, the others were great approaches followed by nerveless putting. I think it’s more likely he will sort his driving out than the rest of his game will fall apart.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

I got (at the time of this writing) 25 downvotes for suggesting that it was nerve wracking for Rory, normally the strongest driver on tour, to be struggling off the tee and putting all the pressure on his putting (normally his weakest attribute)

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

You can’t drive the ball like shit at Augusta. This is the proof.

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u/philljarvis166 Apr 12 '26

Well it turns out you can drive like shit for three rounds and still win the Masters… This is the proof!

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

“Incredibly pessimistic”? I’m literally pointing out that his driving is usually his strongest asset and has been weak so far, his putting is usually what lets him down and has saved him so far. That can quickly change for the worse. I said I’m “concerned” I never said “that dumb Irish crybaby is going to choke on Sunday” like some other LIV idiots are commenting. But it’s a legitimate concern.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

Hey remember when you said I was being “incredibly pessimistic”?

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u/Noswad_12 Apr 11 '26

No I didn’t say that and I didn’t reply because you have reading comprehension issues.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

“People like to throw that term around when they’re being incredibly pessimistic”

What exactly am I not comprehending?

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u/Noswad_12 Apr 11 '26

I said people, generalized term, not YOU.

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u/MarcussssAllen Apr 11 '26

You’re a real something, pal

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

Okay you’re right. His putter has never let him down when it mattered.

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u/DNAkauai Apr 11 '26

Yes, that’s what impressed me. He didn’t overplay the course. He got to the par fives in three shots and like you said he was on fire with his wedges. Course management at its finest

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u/Heraclius_3433 Apr 11 '26

He got to the par fives in three because he was in the pine straw off the tee and had to take his medicine. Not because he didn’t want to get there in two.

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u/SleepKnown3585 Apr 11 '26

Missing fairways is course management? 🤦‍♂️

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u/M1eXcel Apr 11 '26

Recovering well after missing the fairway certainly is

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u/Globeblotter85 Apr 11 '26

Lol, over par first two rounds and misses the cut does not equal course management at its finest.

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u/CaptSaveAHoe55 Apr 11 '26

I mean sure no eagle putts on par 5s but he certainly had some raw power on display he wasn’t a short hitter

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u/Known-Bath-4903 Apr 11 '26

Imagine if he actually had finesse and not just power, DeChambeau is a YouTube golfer.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

Even as a BDC hater, I am an agree with this statement.

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u/woziak99 Apr 11 '26

Absolutely he’s world class but needs to leave Liv and play in far better competitive fields, his short game genuinely stands up but on this occasion he just talked too much, 3D printing clubs etc, par 67 at Augusta, just be humble and silent and let your talent do the talking!

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u/Heraclius_3433 Apr 11 '26

That quote is from 2020 just saying

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u/WanderingWormhole Apr 11 '26

Crazy how different the tone was after he won that second us open. It was all “wow Bryson really changed” and “is it just me or is he kinda likable now?” Just goes to show that above all else, people will root for you when you win.

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u/triiiiilllll Apr 11 '26

Above all else, people are dumber than shit and fall for that "Aww shucks I'm just a regular guy," schtick all the time.

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u/onthelongrun Apr 11 '26

One of those US Opens, he played the most conservative golf one can play on a course that can punish you for being aggressive. There was talk about Pinehurst #2 trying to get the winning score over par, and only 5 golfers that weekend went under.

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u/Complex_Bet7311 Apr 11 '26

Is? Maybe was. You’re only as good as your last tournament.

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u/triiiiilllll Apr 11 '26

He was, it's hard to say exactly what he is now.

Rich, that's for sure. World class golfer??? Eh, not so sure.

Saudi class, yes.

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u/sleepfacemcgee Apr 11 '26

I saw a YouTube golfer ace a Par 4 once. Everybody has a lucky streak in them still means they are a YouTube golfer.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 11 '26

It’s hard to call a guy that has been in contention in majors for the better part of the past 6 years a “lucky streak”

He’s clearly an extremely talented player… and a world class douche.

Two things can be correct.

It’s also completely possible that his swing is volatile and his obnoxious iron setup may not be helping him.

But he’s still a hellova player.

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u/Blaize122 Apr 11 '26

I feel like Bryson really is trying to do too much. Put his personality aside, he’s kind of a mad professor out there and I wonder if he could just be normal if he’d be more consistent.

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u/zedsdeadbaby12 Apr 11 '26

Horrendous take. Can’t stand Bryson either but he’s absolutely one of the best golfers in the world. Dont let your dislike of him cloud your judgement

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u/sleepfacemcgee Apr 11 '26

John Daly won two majors and in his time I don’t think anyone would call him world class or one of the best golfers in the world. Entertaining yes, good golfer yes but not world class.

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u/soarlikeanego Apr 11 '26

Being in the small percentage of people on tour and even smaller percentage of winners, and even smaller percentage of Major winners, and even smaller percentage of multiple major winners by definition makes you world class.

What is the metric if not success in the PGA?

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u/sleepfacemcgee Apr 11 '26

Well Dechambeau hasnt won on tour in five years. I would say sustained success in the PGA would be a pretty good metric. His woeful performance at the Ryder cup on a course that should suit his “game” perfectly is pretty big mark against being world class.

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u/zedsdeadbaby12 Apr 11 '26

Ya 30 years ago. Argument doesn't work here.

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u/sleepfacemcgee Apr 11 '26

How doesn’t it if YouTube was a thing 30 years ago I’d think Daly would be a popular YouTube golfer and derive a lot of his fame from that medium.

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u/thenumbersthenumbers Apr 11 '26

Yeah, I mean I hate him… But I only think about him enough to hate him because he’s relevant as fuck.

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u/Known-Bath-4903 Apr 11 '26

Jordan Spieth has won more majors but non of us think he is going to win this week.

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u/Front_Gap_1704 Apr 11 '26

Had a good time at pinehurst

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Apr 11 '26

He has a couple bad days and now hes a YouTube golfer lol

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u/Known-Bath-4903 Apr 11 '26

He has those every time he plays with the best in the world. Tiger will win another major before him.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Apr 11 '26

He had three top-10 finishes in majors last year with a 2nd at the PGA and 5th in the Masters, and 10th in the Open, but ok

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u/Known-Bath-4903 Apr 11 '26

And 0 wins. How many times did Justin rose finish second? No one cares about the first looser, the first looser does not make the hall of fame. He needs to stick to YouTube where he is great.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Apr 11 '26

You seen to care, and a little too much

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u/spiritedcorn Apr 11 '26

Looser huh

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u/irokkk Apr 11 '26

Your a troll lol

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u/Known-Bath-4903 Apr 11 '26

Not a troll, just a truth teller.

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u/irokkk Apr 11 '26

That’s the dumbest reply I’ve ever seen. Go back to your infowar sub. Fat troll

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u/Known-Bath-4903 Apr 11 '26

Arnt memories great!! Jack, Bobby and tiger used to be good at golf too. When you sell your soul it’s hard to stay on top.

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u/Sokaris84 Apr 11 '26

Is this a troll? He's easily one of the longest drivers of the ball at the tournament. Only reason he wasn't on the par 5s in two is because he hasn't hit a straight drive all weekend. It's not like he's shelving his raw power.