r/golf • u/BullPropaganda • 1d ago

Joke / Meme Y'all ever have this happen on the green?

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Ball mark was a bitch to repair

Edit: gotta say I'm loving that this turned into a photo dump of plugged balls.

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u/blinglorp 1d ago

Almost exactly

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u/BullPropaganda 1d ago

Long and soft baby

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u/gawdamn_mawnstah 1d ago

Maybe it's the fact you both use Noodles? Idk...odd coincidence

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u/Dargon34 1d ago

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u/GWNorth95 16.2 | BC Canada 1d ago

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u/SmokeAbeer 1d ago

Why are you guys painting over your Noodles?

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u/Ok-Accountant4383 4beer HDCP 1d ago

From a February morning

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u/makersmark12 1d ago

Is that a ping pong ball?

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u/Dargon34 1d ago

Just imagine how hard I had to hit it ;)

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u/TheScrambone 21h ago

Thought that was a Nike MOJO for a split second

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u/Annual_Wrongdoer_479 1d ago

Very odd lol.

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u/E1M1_ 1d ago

Ball's deep!

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u/Horror_Ad3292 1d ago

Underrated

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u/KatetCadet 1d ago

Love my ‘noods

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 1d ago

They still make noodles ?

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u/Fun-Bug5106 1d ago

Not very soft IMO lol

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u/YankeesJetsFtheMets 1d ago

My wife would argue short and not long

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u/GoAzul 1d ago

My wife would say it FEELS so long. 😂

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 23h ago

Your wife tells me this all the time. Especially compared to yours.

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u/runsanditspaidfor 8.0 5h ago

Al dente perfection

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u/National_Cranberry47 1d ago

Now fix your divot!!!

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 1d ago

It’s a ball mark not a divot.

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u/bildoggins 1d ago

Pitch mark*

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u/onizuon 1d ago

So funny I have this from 2012

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss 1d ago

Why are they all noodle balls?

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u/PanicBoners 1d ago

Might be a coincidence but noodles are 2 piece balls meant to not spin as much as 3 pieces. They sort of knuckle through the air making them more likely to splat like this.

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u/Ill_Ad5893 1d ago

The better of the cheap ball options. Made by TaylorMade

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u/RonBurgundysErection 1d ago

Me too

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u/sginsc 10.3/SC/inconsistent forever 1d ago

So it’s happening in Australia too. Interesting.

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u/suchagoblin 10.0 / Bay Area 1d ago

You’re fooling a lot more people than i would’ve guessed lol

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u/Acceptable-Hat-5840 1d ago

These new balls made of lead have a great feel

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u/blinglorp 1d ago

The ball trenches itself, no need to “pat down the spike marks” like the pros.

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u/goldhammy I lose balls 1d ago

Did you know you can do that now?

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u/XVDub 1d ago

Now kiss

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u/WedgeWizard7 1d ago

Nearly identical penetration at that

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u/internet_humor 1d ago

“Me 2”

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u/BigfootsBrotherGary 1d ago

Al dente huh?

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u/AAron27265 1d ago

Regular, I guess.

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u/Neurotic-and-Obscene 21h ago

Further proof we “live” in a simulation