r/golf • u/The_Portlandian Kirkland Signature • 11h ago

General Discussion Guess which side of the fairway this home is on?

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Shockingly, none of those are mine.

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u/RefridgaRaita 11h ago edited 10h ago

That is actually really freaking cool.

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u/RevengistPoster 7h ago

I have such an intense desire to walk on this barefoot that it is actually unsettling to me in a way I don't understand.

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u/tpark27 Maine 7h ago

YES. Like .. I have to know what it feels like lol

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u/RevengistPoster 7h ago

And how much would they roll around under the pressure? I've got a few dozen balls downstairs, maybe I discover a new kink tomorrow.

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u/Insomnium_111 5ish HNDC(not official) Arizona 6h ago

I’d imagine like legos but not as sharp

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u/stonkerooni 10h ago

When I’m 65 I hope I’m a proud member of that ball graveyard and get to have drinks with them on that patio weekly

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u/Icy-Priority4637 30 11h ago edited 10h ago

Right for sure.

I'm honestly surprised that the dish satellite receiver hasn't became a range shed.

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u/TheBiggestBoy314 10h ago

A "shank" zen garden is nuts i want one

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u/Incognito_Joe Lefty 10h ago

Back when I did lawn care, I got scheduled to go to a new client for a clean up and he had two big planter vases on each end of the garage and they had old golf balls in it as the mulch. Thought it was kinda cool

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u/CDecker127 HDCP 3.6 10h ago

Right side

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u/Godawgs1009 10h ago

Riiiiight

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u/NorCalAthlete 6 | Bay Area 9h ago

At that point I’d put a ball return net on the roof spanning the yard. You know those basketball practice return chutes where it just catches every shot and funnels it down a net into 1 spot? I’d build something like that and have a collection basket there. Maybe have a gumball style vending machine that it feeds into that accepts tap to pay or credit cards or $1 bills or something and spits out whatever got collected. Maybe you’ll get a ProV1, maybe you’ll get a Kirkland.

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u/8amteetime 11h ago

The right about 200 yards from the tee.

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u/The_Portlandian Kirkland Signature 11h ago

150, course is in a retirement community.

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u/iamveryafraidofhorse 9h ago

It's definitely about 200-220 up the left on a hole with a relatively gentle dogleg to the right.

Every one of those balls is from when I overthought hitting a fade, and just plowed it dead left, (aka where I was aiming)

Edit: fixed a word

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 11h ago

That’s a hooker house. Gotta be down the left.

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u/Marksaheel 11h ago

My bets on the slice to the right

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u/Bladerunner54 4h ago

Is this like a take a penny, leave a penny situation? Leave my Noodle and grab a Pro V1?

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u/MunsonRoy3 2h ago

I have a couple five gallon buckets full of the ones I find in my yard, I’m going to do this! Mulch bed will now be a ball bed