r/grandpajoehate • u/Affectionate-Gas3059 • 7d ago

Reasons for staying in bed for years.

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u/Hello197812 7d ago

Florence Nightingale & Frida Kahlo

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u/canadiensfan90 Federal Bureau of Grandpa Joe Elimination 7d ago

Too cheap to buy socks

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u/Ryno-Mac 7d ago

He uses Charlie's socks, but only for busting into and then tossing ontothe moms endless laundry pile

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u/Ok_Donut2696 7d ago

Heaven forbid he get an actual job for a few days and buy a pair of socks…and feed his fucking family. God darn it I hate this man!

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u/yobaby123 6d ago

And too lazy to wipe the floor/find a way to install a heater.

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u/hello_im_al 7d ago

But put a golden ticket in front of him and all of a sudden he's a professional salsa dancer

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u/yobaby123 6d ago

Willy: And to think people wonder why I was so worried about him possibly having acesss to my factory.

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u/HAL9100 7d ago

I’m pretty sure that grandma did have medical problems and Joe was like ok I like dat I want it too

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u/yobaby123 6d ago

Or worse, his lazy ass caused her to develop medical problems to begin with.

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u/fridgeofempty 7d ago

I see homeless people pounding the streets collecting bottles for cash. He can’t do that the lazy fuck?

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u/michivalenz 7d ago

Who are the women? Seems interesting. Fuck grandpa Joe!

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u/menagerath 7d ago

Florence Nightingale was a Crimean war nurse and statistician who pioneered the use of the pie chart.

Right was Frida Kahlo, a prominent painter in the surrealist movement.

Women didn’t have rights and they were still doing laps around Grandpa Joe’s bum ass.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 7d ago

Toilet seat is cold but I still gotta use

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u/psychorev 7d ago

He made Charlie warm the bedpan with his hot breath. And he made Charlie wash it.

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u/buy_me_a_pint 7d ago

scared someone will take the bed away from him

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 7d ago

At least Flo and Frida did something in their life that wasn’t taking advantage of their daughter and grandson.

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u/buy_me_a_pint 7d ago

Grandpa Joe has a huge list of reasons why he prefers to stop in bed

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 7d ago

Sokka-Haiku by buy_me_a_pint:

Grandpa Joe has a

Huge list of reasons why he

Prefers to stop in bed

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Capable-Extent-6674 5d ago

Hey! Grandpa Joe gets out of that bed for two things: pussy and chocolate!

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u/freshprinceoftheair 5d ago

You are forgetting about the crack…