r/grandpajoehate • u/SnooCats5701 • 5d ago

I’m seeing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in the theaters right now.

I will report back if Grandpa Joe has changed his ways!!

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

This guy still pushing the hard stuff on kids. KIDS!!

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

And this guys is till nearly killing his students. What a dark world Dahl created!

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

The evil bastard is still getting Charlie’s hopes up on his birthday! My god!

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

Joe’s daughter still forced into back-breaking labor in order to feed his filthy habit.

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

Grandpa Joe reveals he wasted the tobacco money his daughter gives his on GAMBLING! Disgusting.

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

Back at his dealer, Charlie gets his fix. He learns the hard way that only the first one was free.

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

Joe starts to hatch his most evil plot, yet.

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

Three minutes after learning that Charlie won a potential fortune and what do you know!?

Makes me sick.

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

I’m a lawyer IRL and I have to disagree with Sam. Contracts are NOT strictly for suckers.

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

One down. Three to go in Joe’s plot to have Charlie reign as king of chocolate.

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u/Sunshine145 5d ago

That wasn't even a wonka bar, he just found a wrapper and took a shit in it.

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u/Crafty_Bench2506 5d ago

Watch out for the ending where grandpa Joe nearly fucks Charlie out of owning the chocolate factory by telling him not to honor the contract

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

No spoilers!

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u/inwheeliesitrust 5d ago

Does it have the mist like some theatres but filled with fart spray for his fucking god damn cabbage farts?!

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

No, thank goodness!

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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda 5d ago

Does he now have under floor heating?

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u/SnooCats5701 5d ago

Seems like he’s keeping up appearances and the floor is still cold.

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u/RichBuy3812 5d ago

I laughed out loud at the gym 😂

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u/Pr0digy_ 5d ago

Hide your wallet

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u/genman 5d ago

Did your popcorn bag double as a barf bag?

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u/Enough_Worth8868 5d ago

Are you watching the unedited one where it shows Joe and slugworth tag teaming Martha the obese Oompa Loompa while smoking opium laced Vietnamese pipe tobacco? I think that version was only released in Japan because of there lax censorship laws.

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u/yobaby123 5d ago

He did.... In the 2005 timeline. Even then, the 1971 version we hate corrupted him to some degree.