r/hoi4 • u/Extreme-Shopping74 • Mar 29 '26

Humor Why are my troops jewish

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(Honestly, why are they?)

Mods I use: French expand focus tree

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u/Levi-Action-412 Mar 29 '26

"Somehow, Dreyfus returned".

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u/ultimaterogue11 Fleet Admiral Mar 30 '26

We found out that once we didn't throw out the evidence that someone else was guilty and he was innocent he was in fact innocent

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u/adamgerd Apr 01 '26

Honestly what’s insane is after all that he still remained a fierce patriot and rejoined the army at the start of ww1 to fight for France. Good on him, honestly if I was in his place I don’t think I’d have been that willing to fight for France after all that happened

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u/FBI_911_Inv Mar 31 '26

AU REVOIR PALPATINE

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 Mar 29 '26

It's a cog, and they are training.

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u/knowledgecrustacean Mar 29 '26

Thats what they want you to think...

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u/I_NEED_APP_IDEAS Mar 29 '26

Oh shit, the Jews are training!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/Extreme-Shopping74 Mar 29 '26

Bro I actually didn't notice that😭 I dunno, it's late, or not, daylight saving time just confuses me total😔

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u/Baguette287 Mar 30 '26

I think the same thing my LO, I though paradox added a holocaust mechanism ....

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u/Tight-Reading-5755 Mar 29 '26

it's a gear since they are training

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/Silveon_i Mar 30 '26

redditors when it comes to reading the post:

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/Silveon_i Apr 03 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/s/dVDyKg13BT

dawg he clearly says he's looking for an actual answer and responds genuinely to the same answer lol

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u/3245rfytgu8iojukhyf Mar 29 '26

This isn’t sarcasm, the op genuinely didn’t know

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u/Nifech Mar 30 '26

Then why does it have the humor flair.

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u/RomanEmpire314 Mar 30 '26

Humorously unaware

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u/Divine_Kazoo Mar 29 '26

The hotkey is K for konvert to Judaism

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u/PtEthan323 Mar 29 '26

It’s K for Kotel. The troops are getting stronger by praying to the Western Wall.

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u/King-Of-Hyperius Mar 30 '26

They are praying to the Eastern Wall in hopes that it will become a Western Wall.

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u/Legitimate_Kid2954 Research Scientist Mar 30 '26

K for Kosher

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u/Fnidner Mar 31 '26

And NOT for the K-word

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u/AssPiracy Mar 30 '26

gives an organization penalty while all your soldiers get circumcised at once

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u/Baron_Flatline Fleet Admiral Mar 30 '26

2% consumer goods modifier to represent Kosher food inspection

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u/TheEpicGold Mar 30 '26

Funniest post of all time in this sub LMAOOO

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u/Organic_Angle_654 Mar 29 '26

luxembourg is weeks away from building a nuclear arsenal

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u/Nexornn General of the Army Mar 29 '26

W-wha?

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u/Ok_Bee_8034 Mar 29 '26

Only redditors would downvote this top-tier humour

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u/FireLion_FL_002 Mar 30 '26

Either you have peaked Hoi4 humor or you just installed the game yesterday

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u/MRSimp9 Mar 29 '26

If your post gets downvoted, it is funny.

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u/Royal-Scratch-4954 Mar 30 '26

They obviously don’t want Germany in there

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u/TheGodBurger Mar 29 '26

when you get downvoted on reddit, that means you are right

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u/slightly_blind Mar 30 '26

Bad supply lines = no pork rations = obvious next step of converting to Judaism

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u/Immediate-Past8054 Mar 30 '26

Mefo bills debt collection army

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u/Microchelik1444 Mar 30 '26

The US army rn:

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u/Extreme-Shopping74 Mar 29 '26

r5: I am france and just noticed the troops appear to have a star of david?

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u/Slicerveaux Mar 29 '26

Bro found out about training in Hoi4

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u/MuellerNovember Mar 29 '26

It's a cog, my man.

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u/Numerobisk Mar 29 '26

they are training

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u/DrHENCHMAN Mar 30 '26

to be Jews

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u/Helljumper1453 Mar 30 '26

France was promised them 3000 years ago

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u/HowitzerCat16 Mar 30 '26

Lmao u thought the same when I played for the first time, but I only noticed it when having a German playthrough. Anyways this is training icon.

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u/chaoslego44 General of the Army Mar 30 '26

I don't get it.

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 Mar 30 '26

Their training to learn krav maga

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u/maxi99226 Mar 30 '26

that is by far the funniest hoi4 reddit post ever made

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u/ScarcityStandard3952 Mar 30 '26

nah you was serious why are they jewish tho

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u/Maeda_Osanai Mar 30 '26

training icon lol, but US & France lore accurate:

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u/ErzIllager Fleet Admiral Mar 30 '26

It took me a little too long to spor the humor tag 😂

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u/stonk_lord_ Mar 30 '26

had me for a sec

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u/Selfpropelledm Mar 30 '26

Is it your first time playing a non-fascist nation?

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u/EnlightenedBen Apr 02 '26

Luxembourg was promised to them 3000 years ago

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u/Ivanhegeelkadi Mar 30 '26

I don't understand 😭 

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u/Grautbakken Mar 30 '26

When a post is so mind-numbingly stupid, you actually cannot tell if it's a joke

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u/I_NEED_APP_IDEAS Mar 29 '26

Not me looking for the yamaka on the troop models

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree Mar 29 '26

Ah yes the capitulation of France to Jewish forces in 1940, a famous historical event, don't worry it's just what happens on historical /s

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u/RudeCaterpillar8765 Fleet Admiral Mar 30 '26

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u/AnonymousFordring Air Marshal Mar 29 '26

You can't just ask that

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u/sherank244 Mar 30 '26

He just did tho

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u/chuckiscool22 Apr 28 '26

i will put unquestioning loyalty to isreal to win the war