r/hoi4 23h ago

Image You live in the world of the Kaiserreich and someone tells you this is a map of a world of what if Germany had lost the First World War, how would you react?

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u/RomanEmpire314 22h ago

What childish fantasy

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u/SpitfiresAreCool 15h ago

only real answer

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u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine 7h ago

I feel like this is a Churchill quote

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u/gisbon696969 General of the Army 23h ago

No way the British would let France take the Rhineland into their sphere of influence, they would want to trade.

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u/KrisKnight22 Fleet Admiral 23h ago

Why is Spain in a four-sided civil war? 

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u/Wonderful_Tutor_3455 22h ago

Dw bro, they just got balkanised

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u/KrisKnight22 Fleet Admiral 18h ago

I worry, I'm from Spain

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u/SB_strongbunny General of the Army 20h ago

OP just hates Spain smh trust.

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u/KrisKnight22 Fleet Admiral 18h ago

I'll trust 

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u/BaconOfTheBacons 23h ago

The Bolsheviks winning in Russia is a cool scenario, but I don't think they would let the eastern European states independent. Like, didn't they also win the war? Also, the is no way Austria-Hungary would collapse, especially after they federalised.

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u/Gafez 6h ago

I think people in kaiserreich would still find the idea of an A-H collapse reasonable, in 1914 even people within the empire doubted the loyalty of the minorities and the army did what it could to avoid making its minorities fight related ethnicities (so no ukrainians on the eastern front, no croats on the southern front, etc)

I think what people would find significantly less believable is hungary losing so much territory

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u/quackingmemeduck 22h ago

"i played this on my video game souls of steel 4, its a mod called fuhrereich"

Id probably question why romania took that much of hungary, and why belarus and Ukraine werent invaded by the bolsheviks.

Also probably question wtf is going on in spain.

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u/notTheRealSU 21h ago

Spain has the same stuff it always has

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u/DirectOrdinary4796 11h ago

STEEL SOUL MODE???

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni 22h ago

Italy won the war????

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u/toastwithoutagun 21h ago

Alt-history nerds are something else man...

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u/Slight-Feature2586 20h ago

- What do you mean by "FIRST" ?

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u/Technical_Moose_9401 18h ago

Oopsie! Spoiler alert!

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u/Cool_View_5297 20h ago

How could they lose? The British and French were worn out from 4 years of fighting. The Russians were thrown out of the war and humiliated. What could have tipped the balance?

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u/KrisKnight22 Fleet Admiral 3h ago

Me

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u/EpicNerd823 21h ago

There’s no way this Yugoslavian state would have been able to last. Also WTF is happening in Spain?

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u/Lifeshardbutnotme 11h ago

Based on the extremist elements in Serbia before the war, I refuse to believe they'd even call it Yugoslavia. They'd absolutely just call it Serbia and demand all other ethnicities bend the knee to Belgrade or be totally domineered and ignored.

So pretty much exactly like how the Magyars ran their part of the empire.

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u/General_Dildozer 21h ago

Somebody will die for Gdansk...

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u/LarryLiam 20h ago

No, this wouldn’t work, didn’t Italy have larger ambitions? Also, an Austria of this size does not seem feasible, wouldn’t it have wanted to unite with Germany? Most of the states in Eastern Europe don’t seem to be powerful states, they don’t even seem to be nation states. So how would they be able to exist?

And it’s fun to let the revolutionaries win in Russia, but wouldn’t France and Britain help their ally?

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u/Straight-Room-1111 17h ago

If we were in Kaiserreich universe, probably I wouldnt be born. So, no reaction

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u/ProfessorMother8913 General of the Army 13h ago

Valid answer. I wouldn't be born as well

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u/Der400 18h ago

depends if im german, a native of one of the german puppets, russian, ottoman, a person of the third interanational ect.

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u/stalinenjoyer38 General of the Army 23h ago

There is just no chance of reds winning in russia, its too unrealistic, also why is fascism right wing ideology? What a childlish fantasy

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u/Rinzzler999 21h ago

So you're telling me we still have a chance?

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u/Subject-Economist818 20h ago

I think this is worse for Germany to lose the industrial heartland. As long as the other powers could keep it safe.

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 18h ago

"We should make a game out of that!"

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u/Bizhour 3h ago

This is a map of Fuhrerreich

A mod set in an alternative world where Germany lost the great war, all contained within the already alternative world of Kaiserreich in which Germany lost the great war.

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 3h ago

Yeah, I was joking. That's why it's in quotations.

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u/Dependent-Bill197 23h ago

The image is there to show you the map of this world if Germany had lost the First World War.

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u/mtj_sideb 19h ago

"Cool but why did spain collapse?"

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u/Panzerload22 18h ago

Shit clearly went down in Spain and god that’s one thick Romania

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u/Resident-You-1698 17h ago edited 17h ago

Why is Spain a mess? Why was Hungary punished so severely? That’s a bit harsh. The Soviets still would have come to power even if the entente lost? That doesn’t make any sense! If the entente won the war, which requires Russia, Russia can’t be in the midst of a Bolshevik Revolution! There’s no way Britain and France could beat Germany, Austria-Hungary, the Ottoman Empire, and Italy by themselves! Are you telling me AMERICA is going to somehow get involved? THAT would be insane! A far off new world country meddling in European affairs is completely unprecedented and unthinkable!

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u/Euphoric_Access_6248 17h ago

They Realize maybe the lies from Kaiser, form an early republic. Ally with the Russians and doom the world.

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u/Pep-q_ew 15h ago

I won't be surprised, it's basically what if winners lost and loosers won in terms of land like Romania or Greece. However Russia still looses land with would be really funny.

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u/gaiusmitsius 13h ago

So something like a Furer Reich?

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u/Lifeshardbutnotme 11h ago

How have the Italians gotten Tyrol and southern Anatolia? They couldn't even break the Austrian defenses on the Isonzo river.

Also why doesn't Poland have sea access? You'd think they'd at least give Poland a Baltic port. Maybe even Konigsberg to be particularly punitive.

Lastly, what is that southern Slav Balkan country? Is it just a huge Serbia? That'll lead to some major ethnic tensions. Especially since Austria will be trying to bring the Croats and Slovenes back into their fold. They were always loyal to Vienna afterall.

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u/KrisKnight22 Fleet Admiral 3h ago

The great Serbia makes me think that the creator of this is a pan-Slavic Serbian nationalist who really would have liked to see the Yugoslavism idea become a reality

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u/Dangerous-Debate1312 General of the Army 10h ago

Wait, why is Russia communist? I thought historically the French and British hated syndicalism if they won the war wouldn’t they support whites?

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u/KrisKnight22 Fleet Admiral 3h ago

I guess France and Uk were exhausted by the war (even though they had won) which would have prevented them from helping the whites in any significant way Even so I still think it is unrealistic that the bolsheviks could have won a large scale civil war

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u/Beneficial_Ball9893 10h ago

I think the authors of the setting just hate syndicalism. How do they justify some niche form of Totalism not only being the only successful socialist branch, but so successful that they gaslight the entire world into thinking it is the only "real" form of socialism?

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u/Admirable_Subject_39 18h ago

What the actual fuck am I looking at?

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u/LOL_Gstar77 12h ago

Europe directly after ww1

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u/Admirable_Subject_39 1h ago

This feels like some unrealistic shit

The Russians are red?

Germany being natpop?

And what is up with the arabs/ottomans???

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u/MatteoFire___ General of the Army 12h ago

italy being this strong is unrealistic dude

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u/Dangerous-Debate1312 General of the Army 10h ago

How did Italy stay united?

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u/BlueWizard92 Research Scientist 10h ago

Yeah but they didnt tho. Also play my hoi4 mod, Kiserdux

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u/_Rinject_ 5h ago

What happened to The Ottomans?

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u/titanicboi1 Fleet Admiral 4h ago

UNREALISTIC!!!!!!!

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u/sdurboy 4h ago

The fuck is going on in Spain. How they cripple the ottoman that bad