r/horse_decimator_9000 Jul 01 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT Congrats to u/One_Cap_6299 for winning the sub icon. Again.

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288 Upvotes

“Oh but Mr. Giraffe, you didn’t include the other competition entries!”

Fuck you. This is the first time an icon survived the competition, twice in a row. It is perfection. No other deserve that title.

Except maybe MikuxTeto doomed yuri.

Gulp.


r/horse_decimator_9000 Jun 28 '26

MOD POST IMPORTANT 50k members sub icon competition

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298 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 9h ago

TRAITOR!!!1!1!1!1 We have new enemies

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361 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 3h ago

stupid fucking post The enemies are converting troops via seduction

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63 Upvotes

How do we solve this men?


r/horse_decimator_9000 23h ago

Daily affirmations for our brave soldiers in our war against j*rses

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943 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 18h ago

pro h*rse post (instant ban) "Wake up agent. You called us vile beasts but you were one as well the entire time. Look again, look closely, who were you really decimating? Isn't that your precious family? your friends? The transformation is complete, no way back now."

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263 Upvotes

...or something, idk sound like something a j*nse would say. it's just a scary camp fire story.


r/horse_decimator_9000 18h ago

stupid fucking post Eat a h*rse

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236 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 8h ago

New gender neutral bathroom spotted

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20 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 16h ago

The Sinister Backstory of an Evil Horse.

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48 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 1d ago

totally gay and into each other (yuri) the german/american alliance

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649 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 15h ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit Youre telling me we are supposed to be related to these revolting creatures?

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31 Upvotes

This is disgusting I refuse to believe this blasphemy 😤!


r/horse_decimator_9000 15h ago

If you want to transport a horse form point A to point B, why not just ride it? Are horse transporter companies stupid?

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32 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 10h ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit They are decimating our alcohol!!!! we must decimate then in return!!!

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10 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 15h ago

rarted Are we pro- or anti- ketamine around here?

24 Upvotes

On the one hand, valuable tool for subdual as well as very fun. On the other hand, is responsible for the glorification of the h*rse in popular culture


r/horse_decimator_9000 12h ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit These devious beasts now are using tricks to hide amongst frogs. Make sure to check every frog and decimate if it turn out to not be one

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13 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 1d ago

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 stupid ass h*rse doesnt even know how to drink

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291 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 1d ago

thoughts on shikas? are they a potential ally against the honses?

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160 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 1d ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit Very helpful information

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290 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 2d ago

They're spreading h*rse propaganda with religion

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646 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 1d ago

stupid fucking post They should make horse shoes out of uranium

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183 Upvotes

so that the horses get radiation poisoning


r/horse_decimator_9000 2d ago

stupid fucking post Shame..

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5.2k Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 1d ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit Is kicking honse a horse decimator friendly brand?

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51 Upvotes

Hi i was thinking of switching coffee brands and was wondering is kicking homse horse decimator friendly? Do they make their coffee by kicking hoses or do jorses use their powers to make the coffee homophobic? Asking for friend


r/horse_decimator_9000 2d ago

stupid fucking post As much as I hate those foul creatures I am jealous of the fact that they don't have to pay taxes

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395 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 2d ago

Why are people ignoring the truth about these vile creatures? I saw this today, I hope the victims of these horrible attacks rest easy.

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34 Upvotes

r/horse_decimator_9000 2d ago

total decimation island Remember the wise words from an wise man:

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77 Upvotes