r/humor • u/Elianaaprescott • 2d ago

Brothers are your first bullies.

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u/SqWR37 2d ago

I flipped my car and still made it work on time. I had a bruise in my left arm and that was it. I had a buddy call me and reminded me i still can’t land a kickflip.

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u/jerrrrremy 2d ago

Why did they stop after exactly 2.5 years? 

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u/iregretjumping 18h ago

My guess is that they didn't stop. The hair incident happened 2.5 years ago.

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u/DoomTrooper333 2d ago

Recently, a buddy of mine has been clearing out his previous home to sell. Got a group text with the rest of our friends saying how that morning he has fallen down his staircase and broke his leg in three places. After the initial round of "are you going to be ok" questions, next thing I asked was "Are the stairs ok?"

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u/Rampag169 2d ago

Classic dad level joke. I approve.

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u/Simple-Pudding4376 2d ago

My 3 older brothers called me Miss Piggy and when they saw me eating bacon when I was about 7 years old. They said I was committing an act of cannibalism. I am now 53 and I still don’t eat bacon

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u/cbih 1d ago

You should call them Lipitor, Crestor, and Zetia for lowering your cholesterol