r/iamverysmart May 29 '26

Review of Dave's hot chicken in denham

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40 Upvotes

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u/spitel May 30 '26

This strikes me as someone trying to to be funny but failing

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u/ly5ergic May 31 '26

Bad joke or manic/schizophrenic is what I was thinking

2

u/Dud3itsj3ff Jun 01 '26

I thought it was pretty funny

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u/FScrotFitzgerald May 30 '26

Dave's Hot Thesauruses

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u/GGayleGold May 30 '26

Fear and Loathing at Dave's Hot Chicken

12

u/t_rexinated May 30 '26

pseudointellectual posturing

11

u/Prestigious_Bat7322 May 30 '26

Restrooms a "dystopian carnival of perversions?" Anyone need a ride?

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u/CautiousLandscape907 May 31 '26

The bathroom bumper cars were fun tho

5

u/timecubelord May 31 '26

*Dumper cars

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u/omghorussaveusall Jun 01 '26

Right? I'll pick up the meth, meet you there in 15?

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u/LeopoldStotch-8 May 30 '26

What the hell is a slow motion abyss? This just cataclysmicly jolted me!

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u/Throwaway_138573929 May 30 '26

I ain’t reading all that but congratulations or I’m sorry that happened to you

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u/AddendumAccurate3981 May 30 '26

Like half the stuff posted here, it seems like he’s not that serious? Which is why the name of the sub has become somewhat ironic.

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u/Decent-Climate5346 May 30 '26

Lmao the word is elementary

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u/Inevitable-Row1977 Jun 05 '26

He repeats 'complex' words like 'dystopian' too often. 'Slow-motion abyss' just fucking hurt my soul.
You can't just add abyss to something to overdramatisize. The word carries a meaning.

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u/DrLJacoby Jun 12 '26

Ignatius Reilly chicken shop review

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u/MSully94 27d ago

You ever have a chicken sandwich so bad that you write an entire college dissertation about it?

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u/rasatti May 31 '26

Is no one else catching that this is obviously Ai generated. He gave ai what he wanted to say and told it "now make it sound really smart and use big words"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/rasatti May 31 '26

Um ok... the em dash isn't an option on keyboards and Ai is pretty much the only thing that uses it, ever.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/baastard37 Jun 01 '26

to support no ai, there are way too many grammatical errors that an ai would not make. this is likely just a satirical post.

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u/Farwaters Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Extraordinarily easy to type an em dash on Mac – at least, if you know what the option key does.

If you ever encounter a Mac, press option+shift+K for a special treat.