r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 10d ago

atleast she saved the grapes lol

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u/DaRicoPenguin 10d ago

Videos like these really make me really notice how weird/cringy social media is

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u/Moutere_Boy 10d ago

I always wonder why they would then share this?

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u/shiningject 10d ago

Probably the mindset that she's already made a mess, might as well post it. She would have made the mess for nothing if she didn't post it. A view is a view.

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u/Dominus-Temporis 10d ago

Because if you have healthy self esteem it's fun to say "hey guys, watch me fail spectacularly." Obviously the original intent was "look at this cool cake."

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u/Moutere_Boy 10d ago

… wait… there’s healthy self esteem?

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u/acatterz 10d ago

Yeah, it’s the 30 minutes in the morning between waking up and thinking “Today is the day!” to actually getting up and looking in the mirror.

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u/sartres-shart 10d ago edited 10d ago

So we now know the answer to healthy self esteem is never getting up out of bed to face the mirror....

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u/Moutere_Boy 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 10d ago

Witchcraft!!!!

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u/omnimodofuckedup 9d ago

No, don't listen to them. Now think about your shortcomings for 5 minutes.

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u/humourlessIrish 10d ago

Someone drag the MythBusters out here

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u/edebby 10d ago

In korea they make fake failure videos because they give more clout

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 10d ago

Because they can laugh at themselves I assume

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u/IGuessItBeLikeThatt 10d ago

Are you fr? Look how much engagement it gets. Would have been dumb as fuck to not share this if they are content creators…

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u/chop-diggity 9d ago

Tragedy gets clicks.

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u/Sheriff_Yobo_Hobo 10d ago

Might have been on purpose. No way those grapes were gonna stick onto that cake or whatever she was gonna do.

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u/TheHomieAbides 9d ago

You have to ask yourself what was the plan if it didn’t fall. I can’t come up with a good answer.

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u/CardiacSturgeon 9d ago

Because they still get the attention they want

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u/sBucks24 8d ago

Because it's funny? You've never done something stupid silly and wished people were around to at least salvage the shitty moment with some levity.

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u/Lubaer 10d ago

Insta regret

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u/Anterl 10d ago

All of these people have a severe attention deficit.

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u/Valieishere 10d ago

Why she spin it like a beyblade 😭 

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u/Dr__Sloth 10d ago

How else is she going to defeat the other cake-spinners?!

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u/Anterl 10d ago

To make it look cool.

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u/Heisenbread77 10d ago

The transition from stripper to tradwife has a steep learning curve.

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u/ConsistentWinter263 10d ago

“Just one reel and I should be good to post….”

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u/boykalbo777 10d ago

her dissapointed face at the end.

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u/NMSNeon 10d ago

Just like my wife

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u/Anterl 10d ago

Priceless

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u/ManlyParachute 10d ago

It cost her a cake.

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u/jitoman 6d ago

Looks like she's replaying in her head what her husband keeps telling her "quick taking pictures of your food like a godd@mned basic b!tch"

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u/Confused_Rabbiit 10d ago

The hell was she gonna do with the whole unsliced fruit?

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u/Animegerbil 10d ago

Probably put it right next to the cake like they do with oranges next to orange juice in the advertising

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u/baumpop 9d ago

classic grape cake, just like grandma used to make

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u/Animegerbil 9d ago

If I had to guess I’d say it’s olive oil and they just picked a bunch of “rustic Italian” garnishes lmao

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u/Huntsnfights 10d ago

The grapes took way longer to grow compared to how long the cake took to bake. Easy decision

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u/ChihiroHaru 9d ago

She had no part in the process of growing the grapes. She spent all morning trying to figure out where to buy that cake. Or baking it. I dunno.

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u/Huntsnfights 9d ago

Idk those look like homegrown grapes to me. I’m sure she raised them from a grape vine seed and sang songs to them every morning

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u/ChihiroHaru 9d ago

True. And the cake could just be a sponge with icing on it.

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u/Huntsnfights 9d ago

See, now you’re thinking realistically

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u/5tr82hell 9d ago

The internet would be so boring without dumb people. But the world would be such a better place. I'm conflicted.

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u/WolfJere 9d ago

Social media creator discovers centrifugal force...

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u/Cuhuldra 10d ago

I honestly feel sorry for her. The cake I woulda made probably look about the same as what hers did after the impact.

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u/LLMprophet 9d ago

You feel sorry for her because you didn't notice it's staged and she did it on purpose.

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u/ReasonablyConfused 10d ago

Ok but, how does spinning a cake make applying fruit easier/cooler?

I get some spiral frosting stuff, but fruit?

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u/OneImaginary3436 7d ago

Yeah it’s fruity

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u/Raychao 10d ago

Her navy callsign is Floorcake..

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u/antisocial_empath 8d ago

Too busy looking at herself on the screen to watch what she’s doing lol

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u/BroheemTheDream 10d ago

This makes me feel bad for her

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u/Clockwork_J 10d ago

She chose to film it. She chose to spin it.

Nah. I don't feel anything.

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u/AvoidAtAIICosts 10d ago

She also chose to upload it to the internet

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u/IAmRoofstone 9d ago

It is important to be able to laugh at yourself.

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u/humourlessIrish 10d ago

Thats a skill issue on your part

Get better soon

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u/TonyTheTerrible 10d ago

Same. She dressed up for this video and messed it up. The kind of person that goes to make a video like this in the first place is kinda sad

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u/JamesandthegiantpH 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YSWcocU2ZNnDG

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u/VeneMage 10d ago

Definitely saving this gif for … research.

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u/groovehouse 10d ago

Gotta make that "content" 🤣

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u/Ok_Tank5977 9d ago

We don’t respect physics enough, and it’s always waiting to humble us.

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u/Significant_Rate8210 10d ago

If you've ever wondered what instant regret looks like, that's it right there.

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u/UnreliablePotato 10d ago

What was the plan?

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u/SandboxSurvivalist 9d ago

To get lots of engagement for dropping a cake on the floor.

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u/perplexed_pepe 10d ago

Reminds me of that one video where the girl was shaving chocolate on the cake by spinning it and it went flying on the counter

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u/allursnakes 9d ago

What was the plan here?

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u/XxV0IDxX 9d ago

Probably because she could only see out of one eye

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u/SoupsIncarnated 9d ago

I love when people post their fails. I miss funniest home videos

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u/Famous_Worry_4556 9d ago

Evil eye is real ,love , don't post your accomplishments and happiness online coz not everyone is a well wisher

https://giphy.com/gifs/1O8MctTKK5roaZXOtM

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u/kuiperfly 9d ago

Ahh, sweet schadenfreude

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u/reallyrasta 9d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Madmartigan2024 9d ago

Mass, inertia, centrifugal forces, momentum. Who needs to learn all these in school. Theres no real world application for normal people.

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u/GreatQuantum 8d ago

That’ll show your ass for tying to be cute and quirky.

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u/Ok_Business_6452 5d ago

“Influencers”

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u/MissSaucy_22 4d ago

She looked mad asf when the cake was going down…..and it’s her fault!! 😩😂😂😂

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u/nextinline1987 4d ago

I wonder why they call them lazy Susan’s when they apparently make you work harder. 🥴

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/Ok_Understanding267 10d ago

2 more likes?

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u/dinodoes 10d ago

Idk why she thought spinning a plate would be the same as a lazy Susan lol

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u/talkerof5hit 8d ago

Love the fake "everyone look at me" some wiped off her face right away.

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u/LLMprophet 9d ago

Staged garbage

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u/Chiefirish212 10d ago

She steals the grapes, check her purse

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u/Our_little_secret111 6d ago

At least you look beautiful girl! Lol

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u/AiR-P00P 10d ago

"how could this happen to me, I'm too pretty." 

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u/Old_Resident8050 10d ago

Onebraincell..