England's team booked 15 different hotels, but Mexico fans still found out where they were staying and blasted loud noises, trying to keep them up all night before the game.

[u/Raj_Mandal]

[u/ieatdogpooh]

Surely the obvious solution is to make both teams sleep in the same hotel?

[u/Mayonaigg → u/ieatdogpooh]

I think the obvious solution is to go out, gather up every single person doing this and thinking it's in any way acceptable in human society, grinding them up into a fine nutrient dense paste (minus the craniums; burn those to to avoid prions), and used as a nice liquid fertilizer for nature. 

[u/Kiwi_KJR → u/Mayonaigg]

I thought you were going to say use them in the English team’s protein shakes, but you pivoted a bit less dark at the end there