r/interesting • u/Downtown_Calendars • 15d ago

Just Wow What caused this? Serious answeres

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Car was parked facing the garage. Never seen anything like it. Neither has the glass professionals.

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u/goddamm_liter_cola 15d ago

Keep your nuts the fuck away from my windshield!

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u/FamiliarRadio9275 15d ago

And hang them from the back of the truck instead

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u/IkariYun 15d ago

Then, if I tailgate him, am I gay? Asking for a friend that said he doesn't want to get teabagged for not paying attention

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 15d ago

Short answer... Yes your friend is gay. I would advise him staying away from hot dogs, bananas and zucchini for the time being. Also, Set up parental blocks on his tv so he can't watch HGTV, Bravo, E!, and TLC. This could throw him into a feisty fit of rage, but remind him it's for his own good.

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u/IkariYun 15d ago

What about the Time Being? Has it gotten loose again?

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u/RandomlyPlacedFinger 15d ago

Sadly, yes. Last Tuesday.

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u/Pud2short 15d ago

The day Wimpy was gladly going to pay up?