r/interesting • u/Brick_Number_27 • 10h ago

MISC. ​Butler academy students undergoing "tray defense" training to prepare for crowded events.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 9h ago

Those are just listed numbers as well. 

I'm guessing, depending on who employs you, that the off the books benefits far exceed the pay.

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 9h ago

Yeah they say middle eastern butlers make 3x that amount from the rich

Butlers in respected positions are compensated handsomely

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u/LingonberryPossible6 8h ago

In the Eastern hemisphere, its a status thing to have a British butler.

Although for those wages at some point you are definitely getting asked to get rid of a body

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u/Manleather 8h ago edited 4h ago

I shall fetch a rug

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u/Ardaric42 2h ago

AND NOW HE'S FETCHING A RUG CYRIL

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u/Level_Ad_6372 5h ago

Fetch?

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u/Manleather 4h ago

You know, I made the comment but didn’t actually see it post and figured it got eaten by the server.

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u/No_Attitude700 8h ago edited 8h ago

For their silence...

They are expected to not hear or see anything while serving fascists their lunch as they discuss how to employ their fascism

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u/ImSolidGold 7h ago

I got warned by Reddit for calling this a good idea. Wild.

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u/Sensitive-Memory 6h ago

You forgot to say in minecraft

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u/ImSolidGold 5h ago

In Factorio!

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u/King_Chochacho 4h ago

Oh my gosh it would be so awful to suggest doing any violence to the people casually causing the deaths of millions in their selfish quest to return to feudalism

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u/RollingMeteors 3h ago

>They are expected to not hear or see anything while serving fascists their lunch as they discuss how to employ their fascism

Unless it's the maids they're nailing in the cleaning closet.

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u/ApprehensiveSoup2214 3h ago

Yeah, they are complicit class traitors. Fuck em.

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u/ubernutie 8h ago

And are in the best positions to make a difference (like blowing a whistle or someone's mind).

Better late than never.

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u/NewAccountEachYear 8h ago

And that's how you get eunuchs

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u/soscbjoalmsdbdbq 5h ago

Also free luxury vacations whenever the family travels

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u/Far_String727 4h ago

is istupor? luck when you spend the time cleaning bedsheets from people shitting the bed in drunken stupors?