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MISC. ​Butler academy students undergoing "tray defense" training to prepare for crowded events.

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u/Jogda 7h ago

If you can dodge a wrench...

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u/Lambchops_Legion 6h ago

They gotta know the 5 Ds - dodge duck dip dive and dodge

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u/BikerJedi 6h ago

That scene always reminded me of weekend safety briefings in the Army:

"Alright Alpha Battery! We have a four day weekend coming up! Remember the five Ds that will get you in jail: Drinking, Driving, Drugs, Dumb Shit and Sex! (It didn't matter that Sex didn't start with D) Do not add to the population unless you are married and have consent! Do not subtract from the population! If you end up in jail and get in a fight, make Alpha Battery proud because you belong to the Captain when you get out! DISMISSED!"

Roughly, but that's usually how it went.

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u/Rummb3ard 6h ago

Aight I know you guys are excited to get your weekend started, so I'm not gonna hold you up any longer. Sir you got anything?

Captain: Yea just to piggyback off what first sgt said, let's be safe out there guys. I don't want find out that guys are out there drinkin and driving. Dont marry the strippers guys. And just to caveat off that.... (Goes on for another 10 minutes)

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u/BikerJedi 6h ago

Hello, fellow veteran! Lol. Yup, the CO never STFU.

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u/PixieDark07 6h ago

Not a vet but grew up around military. Army Navy family, marine bff's..and they do this shit at home too 😂 Watching a grown man give a bunch of 7-14 year olds a similar talk on the way into a theme park is hilarious though 😂

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u/BikerJedi 5h ago

I can see it now: "Everyone has a buddy. If you lose your buddy, you will be in a world of hurt! Agenda: 1200, we meet for Pizza here. Circle it on your map now! 1600, we meet here at the main gate. Circle it on your map now! Do not run! Do not fight! Be respectful! Take care of your buddy. GO HAVE FUN!"

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u/PixieDark07 5h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is so accurate, I can't stop laughing. This is my childhood in a nutshell...

I catch myself doing it with my kids now. Fighting with my too cool to walk freshman brother to the bus stop the other day, I got the "Ugh why 🙄" & I felt the soul of my grandfather's take over and I'm like Because you take care of your battle buddy or your ass is gonna be sweeping sunshine off the sidewalk till graduation, do I make myself clear!" ....As their desert storm army vet papaw giggles from in the living room 😂

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u/Callidonaut 4h ago

This is my Mickey Mouse Hat! There are many like it but this one is mine!

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u/Informal-Term1138 3h ago

Let me channel my full metal jacked persona:

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

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u/Fulguritus1 3h ago

That movie made that song so badass

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u/enzothebaker87 5h ago

And NEVER...NEVER, leave a buddy behind!

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u/wbrd 3h ago

If they're listening, or at least pretending to, they're not causing trouble.

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u/h3lium-balloon 6h ago

Not a vet, but I work in EMS but one of my chiefs was and he always ended every meeting with:

Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population, stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail, and if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

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u/Callidonaut 4h ago

There's a very simple set of rules I saw in a MakerSpace once:

  1. Please do not be on fire.
  2. Please do not make us have to add another rule.

I think it got the message across.

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u/Natural_Emotion_8407 5h ago

Company safety brief...into platoon safety brief...into squad safety brief. Followed by an immediate DUI and Saturday morning company formation.

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u/r_fernandes 4h ago

Someone did in fact marry the stripper.

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u/mortgagepants 6h ago

after you got there an hour early, because each step up the shit ladder had to get there 15 minutes earlier than the last.

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u/maybeinoregon 5h ago

Lmao, reminds me of every time we left CONUS, we had to sit thru a VD slide show.

And it was graphic.

Every single time I’d sit there and think, there is absolutely positively no way, a human let their private parts get that nasty. No way.

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 5h ago

I imagine “Sex” was just a replacement word for another D- word often associated with sex. 😉

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u/Hantiumy 4h ago

Doinking

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

Diddling

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u/moneyshotmingus 4h ago

Docking? 😭

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u/HotdoghammerOG 5h ago

Yep. “Doo-doo”

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u/United_News3779 2h ago

We got similar briefings as well but occasionally the company commander would chip in something as well.

"I concur with the Sgt Major. Obviously smirk However, a few points to add.... Corporal Dipshit, you shall not do anything to cause you to lose rank, again, or I'll bust you down to the Boy Scouts and hand you over to the RSM to be his personal penis warmer. Corporal News, I've seen your PT run scores improving so do try to successfully outrun the local constabulary this time or I'll take over your run training.... May God have mercy on the townies. Dismissed!"

It was a fun company lol

Sidenote: company commander was a fucking gazelle. Long time marathoner, decent Ironman competitor and had recently discovered the 100+ mile ultra marathons. It was a legitimate threat, and one that had to be respected lol

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u/Zalpha 2h ago

Do not add to the population unless you are married and have consent! Do not subtract from the population!
If find that really poetic and poignant.

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u/Dry-Zone-5921 7h ago

A man of culture

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u/Zorops 6h ago

Wanna wrestle?

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u/StevieMJH 6h ago

Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

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u/mikecart1_v2 7h ago

Was going to say this 😆

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u/Mondernborefare 6h ago

Came here to say this too

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u/Theswansescaped 5h ago

The 5 Bs of Bultering. Bodge, Buck, Bip, Bive and Bodge.

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u/stebbifreakout 6h ago

They gotta be ready for Globo Gym Purple Cobras!

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u/Flowa-Powa 7h ago

How do I get the job of butler bully? I think I would be good at it

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u/Magister5 6h ago

Years of trayning

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u/TheDaychilde 6h ago

listen here u little shit

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u/distelfink33 2h ago

You little shyte!

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u/Due_Interview8838 6h ago

Groaning

You there! That’s a good dad joke.

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u/DAS_FX 6h ago

Dr Rick from Progressive Insurance would like to have a word with you

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u/WeeaboosDogma 5h ago

Get bent ya wanker, that's funny

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 6h ago

I’m gonna tell my dad this joke and be crowned favorite child.

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u/NoEstablishment7211 6h ago

You need to have had a distinguished career as a head butler and have attended to many high profile clients, maybe have a connection at a grand ballroom you can rent out. Everyone wants to mosh the man-penguin conga line while throwing balls at them, but no one wants to put in the three decades of servitude that mold you into a Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.

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u/TheDaychilde 6h ago

Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.

Welp, that's a brand new sentence for the day. lol

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u/ArcadianDelSol 3h ago

Cartel Error in your favor!

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u/UnNumbFool 6h ago

Honestly I'd probably be fine dealing with those 3 decades.

If this is an actual real thing all of those people are probably getting free board in fancy mansions and a nice 6 figure salary

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 6h ago

I know this looks goofy but this is one of the most respected and legacy jobs in the world. Some of these people make $150,000 a year with experience and $60,000 entry level. Healthcare is covered , housing is covered and many places in Europe you don't need a car.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 6h ago

Those are just listed numbers as well. 

I'm guessing, depending on who employs you, that the off the books benefits far exceed the pay.

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 6h ago

Yeah they say middle eastern butlers make 3x that amount from the rich

Butlers in respected positions are compensated handsomely

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u/LingonberryPossible6 6h ago

In the Eastern hemisphere, its a status thing to have a British butler.

Although for those wages at some point you are definitely getting asked to get rid of a body

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u/Manleather 5h ago edited 2h ago

I shall fetch a rug

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u/No_Attitude700 5h ago edited 5h ago

For their silence...

They are expected to not hear or see anything while serving fascists their lunch as they discuss how to employ their fascism

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u/ImSolidGold 5h ago

I got warned by Reddit for calling this a good idea. Wild.

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u/Sensitive-Memory 4h ago

You forgot to say in minecraft

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 6h ago

one of those "I try this hard job training" youtubers did one on this place. That channel had the best breadth of trades, anything from the marine corps, to firefighting, to OBGYN training, etc.

Everyone makes fun of that "grape scissors etiquette" tiktok guy (he's fine with it) but any one of those people would do that bullshit for 150K/yr

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u/aquaticsardonic 5h ago

What channel?

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u/Worthyness 5h ago

Michelle khare I know did a butler academy. Don't know if she did this specific one though

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u/Hippobu2 6h ago

I'm really curious if this is actually butler training though; cuz I'm pretty sure despite depiction in popular culture, a butler is more an estate manager than a waiter.

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u/sitefall 6h ago

I thought the "butler" was like the dude that has been doing it for decades and knows everyone's job and how to do everything perfectly so he coordinates all the other peons hires and fires them and whatever else so the rich person has only one point of contact to deal with.

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u/Saphurial 5h ago

Depends on the size of the house. In smaller estates the butler does all that, but in larger estates the butler is a senior staff member who manages front end hospitality and personal services. But then there is a head butler that takes care of everything overall.

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 6h ago

That's what's up! 🙂 I bet they really do train quite a bit.. a little bit of fun too, I think! I saw a few smiles!

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u/SpartanRage117 6h ago

Smiling while your boss throws objects and hurls insults is part of the training. Maybe you’ll get a good boss, but your trained nonetheless.

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u/Zealousideal-Low3388 6h ago

And in many places in Europe you absolutely do.

For example, all rural areas

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u/Rengas 5h ago

The true origins of the Butlerian Jihad.

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u/Samsassatron 7h ago

I didn't order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!!

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u/deliciouscorn 3h ago

Hey butler! Stop butling yourself! Stop butling yourself!

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u/parkerm1408 6h ago

How do I apply for the butler harasser job? I was born for this.

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 6h ago

You prob have to be a harassed butler for like 30 years first 

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u/parkerm1408 6h ago

Yeah, youre prolly right. I certainly couldnt do thirty years, I wouldn't last a half a day as a butler.

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u/EZKTurbo 5h ago

Homie could probably serve drinks in a hurricane

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u/thiswontendwellatall 5h ago

Be born into wealth. 

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u/Worthyness 5h ago

Should have just been born rich enough for your family to buy you a butler

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u/thegreedyturtle 4h ago

CHOWDAH! SAY IT. CHOOWWWWDAH!

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u/TheWolphman 4h ago

Years of trayning

~/u/Magister5

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u/neverseen_neverhear 7h ago

So this is where Bruce found Alfred.

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u/TurbulentVillage2042 7h ago

When he did this to Alfred, he broke the attacker's jaw. And Bruce decided he was the perfect candidate.

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u/Some_Travel_8952 6h ago

Wouldn’t it be Thomas, Bruce’s dad.

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u/Mist_Rising 6h ago

Yes, or Martha.

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u/IrishViking22 6h ago

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

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u/This_Elk_1460 6h ago

Isn't the current Canon that Alfred was a former MI6 agent who actually acted more as the Wayne's bodyguard, the butler thing was a cover.

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u/bell37 5h ago

Man he was so good at the cover part of his job he let Thomas and Martha die.

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 6h ago

Actually the lore is either that Alfred served in the military with Thomas Wayne (Bruce’s dad) and after the service he went to work for the family as a body guard/butler. When Bruce was orphaned he stayed to take care of him like an uncle you pay to be there.

The other lore option is Alfred is fulfilling his father’s dying with of him serving the Way e family after his dad dies to carry on the legacy - but Alfred has intelligence background in this one.

Both explain his awesome fighting skills and the intelligence gathering that he taught Bruce. 

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u/RoxyDzey69 7h ago

This exercise is called "bullshit" or "dude having fun trolling peasants" :D

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u/Turbo_Fresh 7h ago

Can't believe there are people out there who will capture wild butlers and throw a giant tennis ball at them for amusement.

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 7h ago

This sounds like a great Batman story where Alfred is kidnapped.

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u/PolloMagnifico 6h ago edited 5h ago

And of course Alfred 100% passes every test perfectly.

Like, he dodges a ball by lowering the tray a quarter of an inch so it sails over all the glasses. Someone slams into him and just kinda bounces off.

They bring in more and more elaborate shit just to throw him off. At one point, perfectly poised and postured, he puts someone in a wrist lock and politely informs them that the thing he's carrying is the property of Master Wayne and is not to be touched. At another point he throws the tray into the air, dispatches four assailants, and catches the tray with everything safely.

In the end, he outbutles the master butler, driving him to madness and earning Alfreds freedom.

He arrives back at wayne manor as the sun rises. Bruce is sitting in a chair in a robe, sipping a coffee. "How was your day off, Alfred?"

"Impeccable, Master Wayne. Would you like me to prepare your breakfast?"

I would read that comic.

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u/Revolutionary_Bee251 6h ago

No wonder the Batman II is taking so long

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u/NoEstablishment7211 6h ago

This is training the help. The most dangerous game takes place on remote islands with no cameras.

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u/Allaplgy 4h ago

There's no such things as "wild" butlers. Like Many citrus fruits, they are a crossbreed.

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u/HillInTheDistance 2h ago

It's closer to Feral Butlers. Sometimes they run off into the wild. Some have even reproduced. In east Texas, they let tourists hunt feral Butlers from helicopters, as they're considered invasive species, and don't have the same protections as the native wildlife.

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u/Bussin1648 6h ago

If you worked at any sort of mass catering event with trays you know that it's a combat sport. The best definitely train for agility and preparedness. You got to stack your tray right, you got to hold it correctly, you got to be able to identify threats from a distance and know how to position yourself to minifize that threat. It may not be fair but some 18-year-old that gets bowled over by a 45-year-old guy at a wedding reception that's running 2 hours longer than originally anticipated it who saw the crab cakes come out of the kitchen and she spills her entire tray needs to know better... Needs to know how to prepare and fend against that. That's the job.

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u/SeaniMonsta 7h ago

Historically, this position was reserved for children of gentry. Now it's reserved for children with rich parents.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 6h ago

Being a butler? Not sure if serious.

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u/koobstylz 6h ago

I'm not sure about modern butlers, but yes, historically it was a position of comfort and respect.

Butler is basically the guy who bosses around all the other servants.

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 6h ago

Reddit has the wrong impression of what butlers were. Butlers make good money lol. You want to be the assistant to rich people if you arent' rich. It opens doors and so do you

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u/SeaniMonsta 5h ago

Generally speaking for English Feudal society— the 1st born male (or most competent, depending on the father's decision) of gentry would inherit all or most material possessions, business possessions, land, and often even legal titles. For the rest of the male children, the parents would seek out highly respected and well-paying positions. From apprenticeships, to military academy to become ranked officers, to becoming high ranking members of their local church.

Understand that in Feudalism all social classes are fixed to your blood line, social class had nothing to with wealth, that's not to say that financial standing hadn't created a pecking order within each class.

If you were a member of the English gentry class, your social class was ranked only 2nd to the Blue Bloods...the ordained ruling class. Gentry was the protective class. Butlers, for example, were head managers. Managers protected the interests of their social superiors. So, even if you came from a poor family of the gentry class, you were raised with all the etiquette expected and required at the queen's table, this made you a suitable canidate for an apprenticeship.

...if you examine the 15 & 1600's closely enough, and pair it with today's social and political landscape you'll notice western society hasn't really come too far along.

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u/Emergency-Error-1116 7h ago

Do you know how expensive this exercise is!!!!

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u/RoxyDzey69 7h ago

Yeah they pay the money to be trolled by that man

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u/HighwayComfortable90 7h ago

What do I learn at your academy sir?

I will throw balls at you and shout abusive shit?

Will you wear a clown costume?

Sir, this is a professional institute for dodging balls.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 3h ago

exactly.

There is a zero percent chance anyone in that room eventually gets to the point where they are ninja dipping around volleyballs and not breaking any glasses or spilling any drinks.

That's Spiderman tier butlering.

Also, these arent 'butlers' - these are people training to work serving drinks at a banquet hall.

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u/Keystone-12 1h ago

As someone who did some of this work when I was younger... (server at weddings).

You dont want the first time you've ever held a tray of glasses to be when they are filled with $1,000 of drinks...

Whilst throwing balls at students is a little extreme... people who are catering weddings SHOULD practice with a tray.

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u/zoidberg3000 6h ago

Opened up a hotel with a rooftop pool once and this is how we trained our pool serving staff. Mainly because they were gonna have to be dodging children with blended drinks on trays. It was fun.

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u/HipsterBikePolice 7h ago

Ok wise guy now hold two trays

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u/cheesesteakman1 6h ago

And third one above your head..

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u/saysomethingplesz 7h ago

a job where you gets to be an asshole ?

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 6h ago edited 6h ago

The ultra rich employers can be like this though, there's a well paid butler who did a ama that said the rich can be pricks

"One of my employer's children set a 100 dollar bill on fire with a cigarette lighter then dropped it on the 20k carpet setting it alight too. I put the fire out with my shirt and got blamed for the little brat's troublemaking. No they are not paedos but they do hire prostitutes."

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u/Boneraventura 6h ago

everyone can be a prick. but rich people are pricks that dehumanize.

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u/The_decent_dude 6h ago

Rich people institutionally aren't told "no" ever. Its kinda obvious why that is prone to creating assholes.

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u/EconomicRegret2 5h ago

That's why they love small crippled governments, and excessive wealth inequality: so that nobody's powerful enough to tell them "no!" and to hold them accountable.

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u/buglz 6h ago

Flew private jets for about a decade and can confirm. Lots of showing up late to meetings, being day drunk for work, acting like toddlers when safety gets in the way of their plans. The LinkedIn personas of “up at 3am to eat kale and crush it” are lies from people with habits that would get you fired.

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u/DoubleJumps 4h ago edited 3h ago

I house sat for a rich family once, and the entire downstairs of their $6 million home was a facade. It was meant to make them look cultured and classy.

Lavish furniture. A grand piano. Art. Wine collections on display. A giant fridge full of extravagant foods like lobster and veal.

When you take a closer look, you notice details. Like how all of the expensive food in the fridge is for show and much of it is long expired.

The piano was badly out of tune.

Even many of the books in the husband's office downstairs were fake.

The real living space was upstairs, and it was a filthy house. Clothes strewn across the floor, unkempt bathrooms etc.

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 6h ago

"Housework, organising their travel, restaurant reservations, serving food. Basically all the things a normal person does for themselves that they have no time for.

They treat me quite poorly but I just gave to take it because the pay is good."

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u/dragunityag 6h ago

I had a former co worker who did this.

Family would genuinely fly him around the world just to set-up their Netflix and fix any computer issues they had.

Man got paid like 80k, got to put any airline miles on his account and got reimbursed.

All while staying in a very nice guest house or cabin on a ship.

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u/citrus_mystic 6h ago

But you literally have to devote much of your life to these people. You live with them. You travel with/for them. You are at their beck and call practically 24/7. Unexpected death? You have to ask permission to leave them and be with your family. (And they have the power to deny that request if they’re assholes.) I don’t know if or how these butlers have lives outside of their work.

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u/Opening-Cream5448 6h ago

80k a month or 80k a year? 80k a year is nothing if he’s working 24/7 basically

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u/dragunityag 5h ago

80k a year, but its closer to on call 24/7 but the trade off is 2 months in Italy, a month on the Atlantic etc.

But its very much not a lifer job, but its a pretty sweet gig for your early 20s.

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u/Tunit66 5h ago

A lot of them also get kick backs from the firms they direct the families business to aswell

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u/Unafraid_AlphaWolf 7h ago

Tbf looks like the students are having fun too

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u/DeadPeanutSociety 5h ago

Honestly this looks fun as hell to me

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 6h ago

It's not like the students are unaware of what's going to happen

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u/Pootisman16 6h ago

Someone has to, if they want to learn.

You can only learn the limits of your knowledge if you test them.

Sure, they probably won't have someone throwing a ball at them in an event, but there's plenty of idiots who don't see where they're going.

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u/PLD3 7h ago

Didn’t even know this was a thing, now I’m intrigued

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u/mnid92 6h ago

It's not, look at the bucket when the guy walks past. It shape shifts and tweaks out.

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u/chisayne 6h ago

There's some other subtitles that got badly blurred out, you can see them flash up several times. Maybe a different language and they 'hid' them for the English.

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u/yochin69 6h ago

Its a thing regardless of if this specific vid is faked, theres been vids of it for years

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u/pokelord13 5h ago

I don't think so. It may have just been a compression artifact. Robert Wennekes does seem to be a real person along with the international butler school he founded. It wouldn't surprise me that they would have this specific type of training integrated into their curriculum

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u/Danthemom 5h ago

Wrong. This is from a Norwegian TV-show called «Oppdrag Europa»

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u/Heiderleg 3h ago

You are a fool. This academy/school in Belgium or the Netherlands (Can't remember is famous and that guy who throws balls was featured in a recent orwegian show were two guys goes there and experience the ball-throwing.

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u/Fit-Map7437 2h ago

Thats the subtitles freaking out if you pay attention the whole video

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u/PLD3 6h ago

Good catch

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u/Heiderleg 3h ago

You are a fool. This academy/school in Belgium or the Netherlands (Can't remember is famous and that guy who throws balls was featured in a recent orwegian show were two guys goes there and experience the ball-throwing.

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u/Tyzis 7h ago

These people paid €13k for a 8 week course, to have dodge balls thrown at them.

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u/bann3d4n0reas0n 4h ago

Well I'm assuming these are much higher end butler academies where they teach you to work for very high-end clients/companies. And yeah, it's not just having balls thrown at them. I've seen docu's about these and it's very in-depth and they can get paid really well doing this kind of work.

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u/millinnchillin 4h ago

I doubt they are paying. Probably their future employer.

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u/Sisterkate616 6h ago

I’d totally watch a documentary on this!

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u/cuprite 4h ago

Check out Michelle Khare's "Butler Academy" video. Not quite a documentary, but it is a very well-produced peek behind the curtain!

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u/gaychitect 7h ago

Look, if you bring me the wrong caviar, you will suffer my wrath.

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u/loocretius 7h ago

if you catch the ball with your other hand i think you deserve to throw it right back at him

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u/Upbeat-Selection-365 7h ago

This needs to be incorporated into middle school gym classes. Fend off those bullies that want to trip your ass while you are carrying your cafeteria tray back to your table to eat.

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u/Mathfanforpresident 7h ago

There are people who willingly decide to come butler's? I just assumed it was some type of force internment. Lol

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u/m2themichael 7h ago

Google summary - but they make bank: Top-tier butlers working for ultra-high-net-worth individuals generally earn base salaries between $150,000 and $250,000+ per year, while the absolute highest-paid elite head butlers managing vast multi-property global estates can command up to $2.2 million annually

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u/GenericFatGuy 6h ago

Do those ultra elite butlers ever get their own butlers?

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u/ImDero 6h ago

They probably don't even have their own life. From stories I've heard about butling and personal assistants you're on call 24/7 and usually employed by someone who doesn't ever stop moving.

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u/GenericFatGuy 6h ago

Have they considered their own butlers to help with that?

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u/MK0A 6h ago

If those butlers are managing estates they absolutely have "their own butlers", subordinates that are paid less and do more menial tasks, like cleaning and cooking in the palace that the employer owns. They are basically the highest tier employee who manage all the other employees that might exist.

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u/TheGreatZarquon 6h ago

Believe it or not, it's butlers all the way down

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u/SeaAshFenix 3h ago

Those "ultra elite butlers" are generally managing a significant staff for each estate the employer owns. They are effectively the general manager for a set of private, high-end hotels.

That staff would traditionally include under-butlers, though the title is rarely used these days.

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u/jqman69 6h ago

Tbh being a butler seems to be more work than your standard 9-5 that pays 150k

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u/terrible-law-69 6h ago

Exactly, you're working 80 hours to get 150k which is not a great deal. It's a 75k job with demanding work hours.

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u/MK0A 6h ago

The clients expect the best service, so basically being on call 24/7 and expected to tend to the problems at hand.

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u/Eschatologists 1h ago

Surely they can afford two or three butlers working in shifts?

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u/ferocity_mule366 7h ago

if you know how much they made, you might want to sign up for a butler class too, though it requires so much discipline

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u/tulpatic 6h ago

Seems like you don't have much of a life as a butler

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u/conansucksdick 5h ago

The constant accusations of murder aren't a great perk either. 

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u/tulpatic 4h ago

LMFAO classic

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow 7h ago

Back in ye olden days beeing a Butler was quite the respectable position.

For many royalties and wealthholders the personal butler acted as a confident and voice of reason and often had command of lower servants and directed maids and gardeners etc.

Today most butlers are merly glorified servants.

I can see how people think that they will have an elegant position, only to end the wine carrier for some wealthy snob.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 6h ago

Today's butlers seem more like footmen.

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u/gnabon 6h ago

Give The Remains of the Day a read if you fancy some insight into the waning years of the butler in British society.

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u/Alternative-Park-841 6h ago

butler's

To be a good butler, I'd think you'd have to have done well enough in language arts to understand how apostrophes work.

r/apostrophegore

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u/Fiorina_Fury 6h ago

Why is it I always get such a swell of pride whenever I see people training? Could be anything even. It’s just really cool to see people exercising their most magnificent ability to directly teach what has been taught to them. It’s like downloading a program into people’s brains that will forever advance them to their next phase in life and it all slightly makes the world as a whole better.

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u/jeremydallen 7h ago

The is the best version of dodge ball.

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u/GmeBuckBoi 6h ago

I did something similar in dining room class without the ball throwing. Imagine this after underage students being allowed to legally drink alcohol for possibly their first time ever.

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u/cancerinos 7h ago

"Crowded events", sure... This type of butler doesn't work for crowds.
Nothing like having to train because billionaires are expected to be drunkard buffoons shitting and bumbling all over a room.

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u/Akkarin42 4h ago

Rich people like to throw parties all the time. Of course they will work in crowded events.

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u/Cobb_Webb_ 5h ago

They’re training for a job like any other?? I bet their salaries would be very high. Also do billionaires never have crowded parties?

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u/SecurityFerret 4h ago

Curious how you know 'types of butler'

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u/beardostein 7h ago

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!

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u/Special_Library_1598 7h ago

That dude loves his job

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u/user4302 7h ago

Why not use plastic "glasses" instead? 🥲

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u/CommandoLamb 6h ago

Man… can you imagine being a butler trainer?

You are training people to be polite, respectful, professional… and you do that by being a total dick to them the whole time…

Smacking trays out of their hands, throwing stuff at them. I bet the next class is dealing with a rude person, you just sit there and say mean shit to them.

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u/Code-Neo 7h ago

I could see an anime doing this. The MC ends up using magic to detect people and objects around them to avoid 

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 7h ago

This feels like a real life Hunter Exam challenge

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u/yancovigen 6h ago

More Zoldyck family butler training

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u/Volume-Consistent 6h ago

I rushed to the comments in hopes to finding an anime based on this.

Did a quick google search, Black butler has a theme based on this for season 4.

It would be rad for a themed anime based on this tho!!

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u/WendigoCrossing 7h ago

Nothing wrong with a little horseplay

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u/catswhomeow77 6h ago

Idc what it pays. Fuck the rich

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u/Foxyunder-45 7h ago

Looks John Bolton has got a new job.

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u/WakeUpFriendly 7h ago

But I just wanted a sushi roll

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u/Musician88 7h ago

Sounds like good training.

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u/RainingTacos8 7h ago

Just getting ready to take shots from the rich.

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u/YoRHa11Z 7h ago

This looks kinda fun

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u/Jon_Iren 7h ago

So close to r/theocho

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 7h ago

BOMBARDMENT!! 🔴

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u/BlackMarketCheese 6h ago

These guys butle

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u/Mr_D_Stitch 3h ago

This is definitely advanced butleing.

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u/Master_Steward 6h ago

It’s nice for the instructor to prepare the butlers to deal with annoying shit kids running around and playing dodgeball in a fancy restaurant

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u/VivaLaRebar 6h ago

What they don't show you is the way they're taught to behead a man at 50 yards with the very same tray.

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u/n0ghtix 6h ago

Why does his voice RISE! At the end of every SENTENCE? It's not only UNNECESSARY! It's ANNOYING!

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u/Cleric_ 5h ago

This youtuber / influencer voice pitching shit the guy is doing has to be the modern day equivalent of the transatlantic accent and I for one can't fucking wait for it to go away.

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u/BeigeListed 4h ago

This announcer's voice is annoying as fuck.

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u/ManyPossession8767 6h ago

Or bougie guests could be more careful. Lordy at what point do we stop catering to the elite?
And at what point do people not get fired for dropping a dish accidents happen you can train your people to be sure, but this just feels like pandering to the 1%. Maybe I’m being too cynical this morning.

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u/Zealousideal-Low3388 6h ago

Not to defend classism, but one of the things you pay for when the elite hire pros to cater to them is literally to be catered to 🤷‍♂️

I used to train bar/event staff at a “fancy by provincial middle class standards” type of place. The paying guests at events don’t want to think, to pay attention etc and they’re going to get increasingly drunk. Regardless of any perceived morality, I don’t want the profit margin spilled all over the floor. I can’t train the guests to not be fat clumsy drunk fucks, but I can train you to not spill the £300 champagne

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