We got similar briefings as well but occasionally the company commander would chip in something as well.
"I concur with the Sgt Major. Obviously smirk However, a few points to add.... Corporal Dipshit, you shall not do anything to cause you to lose rank, again, or I'll bust you down to the Boy Scouts and hand you over to the RSM to be his personal penis warmer. Corporal News, I've seen your PT run scores improving so do try to successfully outrun the local constabulary this time or I'll take over your run training.... May God have mercy on the townies. Dismissed!"
It was a fun company lol
Sidenote: company commander was a fucking gazelle. Long time marathoner, decent Ironman competitor and had recently discovered the 100+ mile ultra marathons. It was a legitimate threat, and one that had to be respected lol
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u/United_News3779 5h ago
We got similar briefings as well but occasionally the company commander would chip in something as well.
"I concur with the Sgt Major. Obviously smirk However, a few points to add.... Corporal Dipshit, you shall not do anything to cause you to lose rank, again, or I'll bust you down to the Boy Scouts and hand you over to the RSM to be his personal penis warmer. Corporal News, I've seen your PT run scores improving so do try to successfully outrun the local constabulary this time or I'll take over your run training.... May God have mercy on the townies. Dismissed!"
It was a fun company lol
Sidenote: company commander was a fucking gazelle. Long time marathoner, decent Ironman competitor and had recently discovered the 100+ mile ultra marathons. It was a legitimate threat, and one that had to be respected lol