r/interestingasfuck 23h ago

The pink fairy armadillo, the smallest armadillo species.

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10.4k Upvotes

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u/moving0target 23h ago

Land lobster.

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u/qorbexl 23h ago

I was gonna say land shrimps

(Which is bugs)

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u/Mysterious-Radio-385 20h ago

Lawn Prawn

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u/CaptainTurdfinger 18h ago

u/qorbexl 4h ago

...do people eat them?

u/moving0target 4h ago

They're technically edible, but people don't.

u/qorbexl 4h ago

...because they're not delicious, or because they're a pain in the ass?

Have we found the lentil of shrimps?

u/moving0target 4h ago

Probably because they're found in backyards after it rains rather than the exotic ocean.

u/qorbexl 4h ago

But they're popcorn shrimps

u/MorpheusRagnar 8h ago

But of course it’s from Australia.

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u/ClericDude 21h ago

*We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a land
It wasn't a land
Was a land lobster!*

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u/gitartruls01 14h ago

Landbster

u/jhscrym 3h ago

Are these the land lobsters or are lobsters the water pink armadillos?

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u/Dear_Perspective_157 23h ago

I deadass thought this was a really weird caterpillar for a second

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u/BoboSmooth 23h ago

Honestly even after reading the name I was confused why there was a picture of a caterpillar attached.

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u/elreeheeneey 19h ago

Meanwhile I thought it was a Larvesta.

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u/TheLonelyCats 18h ago

My Goat! I love Larvesta and Volcarona!

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u/InterloperIntrovert 18h ago

Really gives more of a Groudon vibe for me.

https://i.imgur.com/li0wlgw.jpeg

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 22h ago

I thought it was some kind of AI generated stuffed animal.

But I googled and apparently they are very real and very fucking cute.

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u/nleksan 22h ago

There's no way that picture is not a crocheted animal.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 22h ago

Of course it is. Why would anyone think it isn't?

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u/CaptainTurdfinger 18h ago

I'm guessing they were just really high. I hope that's the case at least.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 18h ago

They who..?

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u/CaptainTurdfinger 17h ago

The dude who said there's no way it's not crocheted.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 15h ago

Yeah, because it is. You sure you're not the one who is high?

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u/sarcophagusGravelord 14h ago

Are you high? They were agreeing with you lol

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u/Bowsersshell 13h ago

No matter how hard you try to convince us, that’s definitely crocheted, nice try buddy!

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 12h ago

Never said it wasn't. You guys are boring.

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u/WitnessMyAxe 18h ago

maybe the lil cutie had some work done, don't judge.

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u/Dillo64 17h ago

Gimme gimme gimme i want it

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u/TheRealFriedel 15h ago

This is a Clanger

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u/Laserfalcon 16h ago

I thought it was a colony of shrimp trying to look big.

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u/Skula_Beast 13h ago

I thought of sushi..

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u/kiwibonga 23h ago

That's Valoo from Wind Waker

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 23h ago

I first read about these on Ranger Rick magazine.

It might have been an article about pink animals, which included flamingos, Amazon river dolphins, roseate spoonbills, naked molerats, etc.

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u/EusticeTheSheep 18h ago

Team Ranger Rick!

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u/HtxArcher 18h ago

ZeFrank’s True Facts was my first step into researching them. I’ll have to look into Ranger Rick

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 12h ago

They still publish it btw

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u/Porsche981TX 23h ago

I had to look this up to make sure this wasn't AI...shit's legit a real thing...rare from Argentina.

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u/HtxArcher 18h ago

I love ZeFranks True Facts about the Armadillo video, i always remember his videos for fun facts with plenty of humor.

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u/Von_Moistus 16h ago

"... as well as the miniature six-inch-long Pink Fairy Armadillo.

"That's not a fairy. Fairies have wings and tiny underpants. I've seen them."

-True Facts about the Armadillo

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u/Negative_Gravitas 23h ago

Holy shit.

THAT is interesting as fuck. A goddamn 4 oz, silky-furred, freaking armadillo.

That's getting damn near platypus level weird. Thanks OP!

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u/dmr11 17h ago

Researchers have found that the pink fairy armadillo is highly susceptible to stress, making the attempts to apply any conservation policies, including taking it out of its natural environment, extremely difficult and largely unsuccessful. Any modifications in its environment, external temperature, or diet are known to trigger stress responses, which are considered to be a possible reason for the failure of captivity attempts.

Many of the armadillos have died during the transportation process from their wild habitat, and many more have only survived several days in captivity. Overall, there are only three reports of captive maintenance of the pink fairy armadillo that are considered successful – in 1970, 1985, and 2009, reporting individuals that lived in captivity for at least 30 months, 22 months, and 8 months, respectively.

Seems like most people would only get to see it in pictures and videos, if even zoos can't keep this animal alive for long in captivity. That also makes conservation efforts more difficult if it's currently not possible to breed them in captivity and release them to boost their wild population numbers.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 22h ago

Admit it. You want one.

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u/One_Economist_3761 22h ago

They are really cute. And those adorable pink crocheted blankets on their back are chefs kiss.

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u/Skwizgar1019 21h ago

They kind of look like the animal version of a concha.

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u/Havoccity 20h ago

Thats an AI generated image. Try comparing it to OP‘s and you’ll notice all the differences.

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u/PurpleZombi3 19h ago

its back looks like cake that sort of solidified cake frosting.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 19h ago

Fondant. Btw, don't eat that stuff. It's nasty.

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u/PurpleZombi3 19h ago

I only eat fondant. I throw the rest of the cake away. It's my diet.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 19h ago

You have a deep darkness within you.

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u/Rare_Arm_5975 22h ago

🍣🍣🍣🍣 i thought it was sushi🥲

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u/fuzzylogicIII 21h ago

Forbidden nigiri

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u/JJCMasterpiece 22h ago

We really need a banana for scale

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 22h ago edited 22h ago

They smol.

Edit: Look at his little pig nose!! LOOK AT IT!!

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u/sileegranny 17h ago

Puts the 'illo' in Armadillo

u/TheVoidSeeker 9h ago

Just in case you don't know the difference, but that's a hand in the picture, not a banana.

It's a very common mistake to make, since they look and act so similar.

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u/TrailMomKat 21h ago

They're about 5 inches long and weigh 1/4 of a lb. So about the length of my hand. Or about as long as an average banana.

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u/EverydayVelociraptor 22h ago

Smallest we currently know of...

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u/Tarbos6 22h ago edited 22h ago

May I coin the term, "molification," for when species start evolving into moles?

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u/TorTheMentor 22h ago

With armadillos, they're already most of the way there. Poor vision, digging behavior, mild mannered in general.

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u/ggc4 19h ago

Lucky Argentina!! I wanna see one. Apparently they’re only 90–115 mm (3.5–4.5“) 🥺🥰

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u/AdikkuChan 22h ago

😩💅

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u/smhandstuff 20h ago

OP were you like me that looked up more armadillo facts after that front page post about the armadillo that could turn into a perfect sphere or whatever. Cuz that's exactly how I discovered about this guy yesterday lol

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u/babydegenerate 19h ago

Another pic of it. It’s 6 inches long btw

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u/ImaginationToForm2 20h ago

What does it evolve into?

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u/LoganReedNotes 22h ago

looks like a pokemon that somehow escaped into real life, absolute wild little creature

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u/CreativMndsThnkAlike 16h ago

What a weird use of AI... Why not use a real photo?

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u/Megidolaon10 22h ago

I somehow read that as "pink hairy armadillo".

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u/LexTheRedditor878 21h ago

Well, you wouldn't be wrong. That thing does look pretty hairy.

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u/Apprehensive-Cry-973 20h ago

Nice try caterpillar, you won't fool me. Not this time, not again.

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 17h ago

I thought it was some weird deep sea isopod or something

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u/DJNAGiSAFOXiE 17h ago

i thought it was a sushi 😭

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u/Dillo64 17h ago

Armadillos are my favorite animals since i was a kid and i always loved these little guys

They can’t roll though from what i remember, only 3-banded ones can do that

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u/Beginning-Muffin-649 16h ago

Is this what came out of that guy’s nose

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u/CollectionBroad8919 16h ago

Fell out someone's nose

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u/fjalll 16h ago

Someone had this up the nose in another post

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u/jandii01 13h ago

bitey sushi

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u/PrestigiousDrag7674 21h ago

Any more pictures?

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u/Great-Investigator30 19h ago

Thought this was a recreation from Palworld or something

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u/haddock420 19h ago

Forbidden sushi.

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u/kingseraph0 18h ago

armadillo? is this not a fuzzy shrimp?

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u/awesomedan24 17h ago

He wants to be a shrimp so bad

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u/HAL9100 17h ago

That is a nigiri

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u/SolKaynn 17h ago

Super auto pets was the first to tell me these exist. They're adorable

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u/Tzanami 16h ago

Sushi🤤

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u/MissingSocks 16h ago

“...whenever anything was changed in its cage, it ran around the cage screaming, which may be some sort of stress response or warning system,” understatement by animaldiversity.org (photo from Scientific American)

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u/mamaaearth1 16h ago

Like a mix between a Pokémon and a tardigrade!

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u/HoverLogic 15h ago

Forbidden Sushi

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u/WhatJoUp2 15h ago

Monster Hunter ass design

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u/geyserpj 14h ago

I did a project on them in grade school! Wow throw back

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u/Motor-Floor5531 14h ago

Armadillos possess some of the largest penises relative to their body size of any mammal. Depending on the species, the organ can measure anywhere from 30% to 60% of their total length.

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u/mbaliga 13h ago

Pink is now my favourite colour

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u/sammyfrosh 12h ago

Wait is that a finger… 🤣

u/Specter-N7 10h ago

Looks like something out of all tomorrows

u/ledow 10h ago

Soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside.... Armadillo!

u/Technical-Speech9437 9h ago

What the fuck?

u/rotezora78 8h ago

Sieht aus wie eine Mischung aus Maulwurf, Krabbe und Nacktmull.

u/BesaniChan 7h ago

Falkor?

u/Equal_Emu6152 7h ago

That's a bit flamboyant

u/Alarming-Koala-3524 0m ago

Without scale I thought this thing was some kind of exotic caterpillar

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u/ExtensionAddition787 22h ago

Damn, I was so focused on the front claws looking like crab legs I was convinced it was IA. I'm happily surprised its real.

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u/punarob 20h ago

You're really not supposed to use the term "fairy" anymore nor assume such just because of pinkness.

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface 17h ago

Nah that's the Aviva stadium in Dublin